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I, ruler of NDPstan, His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Jack Layton, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Socialists of the Earth and Communists of the Seas and Conqueror of Conservative Parties in General and in Canada in Particular, on my own behalf, in my capacity as Commander of The Devil's Brigade, and in the power invested in me by His Holiness, The Mandarin General Kanabis of COBRA, in my capacity as Military Advisor for said alliance, that the alliances of Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc., I hereby recognize the aforementioned alliances as legitimate. In addition, I hereby recognize that grass is green and water is wet. 

 

This I sign in the presence of my wife, Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, and the spirit of Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of Canada and the Civilized World, on this 29th day of May in the year of our Lord two thousand sixteen.

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Jack, I think what you meant to say was:

 

"Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. are wonderful alliances with a treasure trove of unique plants, animals and people. They have to be protected.

 

"Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. are free of many pests and diseases that are common place around the world. That is why they have to have such strong biosecurity laws.

 

"And Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. are just as unique, both warm and direct. When you disrespect Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. they will tell you firmly."

 

 

 

In other news, it is hilarious that their egos are so fragile that they need you to make this statement. Hope the .45 against your temple doesn't leave a mark.

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On May 29, 2016 at 5:55 PM, Jack Layton said:

I, ruler of NDPstan...that the alliances of Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc., I hereby recognize the aforementioned alliances as legitimate.

 

This I sign in the presence of my wife, Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ

 

Hang on -- why was Monsters, Inc. even included in Jack granting legitimacy to alliances?  Not only were they not involved in this war, but aren't they actually fighting Oculus on another front?  Seems like a weird term to insist on.

 

Even weirder:  Jack Layton married Jesus Christ?

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On 30/05/2016 at 3:27 AM, kingzog said:

Jack, I think what you meant to say was:

 

"Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. are wonderful alliances with a treasure trove of unique plants, animals and people. They have to be protected.

 

"Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. are free of many pests and diseases that are common place around the world. That is why they have to have such strong biosecurity laws.

 

"And Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. are just as unique, both warm and direct. When you disrespect Limitless Nexus, Confederatio Aesir, and Monsters Inc. they will tell you firmly."

 

 

 

In other news, it is hilarious that their egos are so fragile that they need you to make this statement. Hope the .45 against your temple doesn't leave a mark.

 

 

Yep, very true.

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