hapapants Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 (edited) http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=121509 Article VI. New Membership If a prospective new member applies to the gym, all current settlement parties must agree on their membership before they can be admitted. Announcer: Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive? Artigo: Yeah! Oh, hello. I'm Artigo, Owner, Operator, and Founder of PECS Gym America Corp, and I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what ya got. [Cut to actor lifting weights.] Artigo: Here at PECS Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. Artigo: [climbing on the rocky wall; grunts] And that's where we come in. [evil laughter] Artigo: PECS Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine! Artigo: [wheels out a bandaged-like-a-mummy person in a wheelchair] Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of PECS Gym. I'm also a client. Artigo: That's me. Six years and 600 pounds ago... before I knew how much I hated myself. But that all changed once I founded PECS Gym. But don't just take my word for it. Listen to these PECS Gym members tell you how it is. Signatories: Doombird Doomcave CubaQuerida - Angel of Death TBRaiders - Wingman of Allarchon Tayloj - Bunny King Artigo - Powerlifting Champion of DBDC Timmehhh - Minister of Wealth Redistribution Doom Squad Hapa - Alpha Ghost - Beta Gator - Delta Caliph - Sentinel Hershey - Champion of Doom The Order of the Paradox Salajol, Grandmaster Bob Ilyani, Grand Chancellor King Brandon, Grand Hospitaller Swash Plates and Tail Rotors Untouchable - Security Council Nashorn - Security Council Sgt Gus - Security Council Kaskus Lord Bitburg - President GantanX - Vice President Unknown Smurf - Minister of Foreign Affairs Baby Fark McGeezaX - Minister of Internal Affairs Edited June 26, 2014 by hapapants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gh0s7 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 o/ PECS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Pink is the worst goddamn team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saladjoe Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hershey Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Here at PECS Gym we're better than you, and we know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 This confuses me, but well done on the announcement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeniusInc Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 What is this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knights111 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Congrats guys! Strangest announcement i have seen, personally, but its all well and good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artigo Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Hi, I'm Artigo and I approve this message. This message brought to you by the AestheticsMovement™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knights111 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Hi, I'm Artigo and I approve this message. This message brought to you by the AestheticsMovement™ Nobody really cares. This is happening either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 What is this...This is simple. Read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Churchill Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 That is some good clean family fun there eh Cotton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Needs more Non Grata :popcorn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Needs more Non Grata :popcorn: Maroon <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBRaiders Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Welcome to PECS, Kaskus. It's good to have you guys on board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Needs more Non Grata :popcorn: Invade pink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatorback05 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Nice... Huggin in pink sphere with all our pixels 4 lyfe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Pink sphere is pretty sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warrior Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Definitely read announcement in Ben Stiller's voice.. Will read again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Bateman Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Way to grab the bull by the horns... ...it's a metaphor... ...but it actually happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 Where do I sign? Congrats on the treaty, I see a lot of good alliances have signed onto this already and Kaskus is a nice addition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 Glanced over this. Unimpressed. Then, read in detail. Well written. I'm a fan. Congrats to our allies in Kaskus and SPATR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 Definitely read announcement in Ben Stiller's voice.. Will read again. at least I wasnt the only one :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untouchable Posted June 30, 2014 Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 (edited) Edited June 30, 2014 by untouchable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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