Pat Bateman

We got four nations. We're looking for two more beautiful nations to trade us cattle, oil, pigs, and wheat. Let me know if you're interested!

I thought it would be nice to give everyone the "oppertunity" to see Sir Kindle's MELTDOWN for themselves. It's a real laugh riot. Feel free to stop by the GOONS public forums. The content includes strong language for those virgin ears (EDIT: or eyes since it's a forum I guess).

That is very peculiar...he must have really liked knights a lot.

Way to grab the bull by the horns... ...it's a metaphor... ...but it actually happened.

"I believe I speak for Kashmir when I say we are not presently seeking any terms for Stonewall. After what he has done to us, forgiveness and reparations or to let him walk free are not an option. It would be a waste of my time and your time because our position is very clear. The only option presented to you is if you want to burn for a traitor, liar and thief. I'm hoping that answer is no because the list of victims this person has accumulated should not be drawn out any further. " Literally said by Kashmir's Secretary of War BEFORE they declared war. What about this statement would give you even the slightest impression that they were willing to negotiate? You are either just lying or completely delusional methy. Some atrocities can't be fixed by simply buying someone off. That's one of the many things you fail to understand. You keep saying Kashmir failed to negotiate. You weren't negotiating either. You were just throwing money at them to basically cease their attacks. Never was it in the cards for you to let them hit Stonewall, just like it was never in the cards for them to accept money in exchange for the crimes he committed against Kashmir. Nobody was "negotiating", you were both making demands. The only difference is Kashmir never claimed to be negotiating in the first place, as you are right now. The fact of the matter is you were harboring an enemy of Kashmir and a nuclear rogue. When that was made clear to you, you should have released him to Kashmir AND THEN STARTED NEGOTIATING his peace. Instead you tried pumping your chest out and telling them they can't hit him because he was in your "alliance". They hit you anyways and you've been trying to spin it to look like you weren't wrong ever since. You're wrong, Meth. Put it to rest now.

Thanks Harry Carray.

What if DS let him in anyway? Would you still war with Rey? Now pretend Rey is Stonewall and you are Kashmir...aaaaaand GO!

As vice president I can confirm this.

Neo, can I join your alliance?

The Sengoku flag looks like the VE flag on it's period... Congrats to both parties!

HA-OOH!

Nobody remembers winning or losing the five dollar wager that paid out ten dollars. They do, however, remember winning or losing the 5,000 dollar wager that paid out 10,000 dollars. The higher the stakes, the more dramatic and memorable the outcome becomes. The point is, we've been stuck in a time where people are only willing to risk five dollars to win ten for quite some time now. Sure, we've had a few rogues go all in, but the odds were always completely stacked against them. The result has been stagnation. Bob needs more tyrants, more risk takers, and more extremists. Bob needs bigger winners and bigger losers. We need bigger butt hurt and bigger egos clashing. You can talk about how horrible those terms were all you want, but there's a reason you're talking about them. At least there's enough passion and emotion on the subject to reminisce about. I say bring the glory days back. It makes things more interesting. In a sick sort of way, VE wouldn't be who they are today without GGA igniting a hatred and a drive to overcome. That being said, congrats to VE!

That, my friend, is Alice in Chains. Nirvana is getting inducted into the Rock Hall of Fame this week I believe. Good luck with the alliance!

You can strike Article III as COMECON is not capable of possessing intelligence.

There is literally not one response we could have made that you would have approved of. Damned if we do, damned if we don't.

"It's not who you are underneath, but what you DO that defines you."

Did I just get owned? I have no idea. I feel like I just mispronounced a name from Lord of the Rings and two Melvins snickered and high fived eachother after calling me a loser. Is that what just happened?

What is so difficult to comprehend here? RIOT had a perfect opportunity to hit an alliance they didn't like. They provided logs of why they didn't like them. I'm sure their tie to NSF will be cut one way or the other after the war, as it should. So what's there to analyze here exactly?

Yeah, do what you please. And I'll lend out my mad paint skills whenever. Thanks. It's amazing what you can accomplish with the slightest bit of effort and 45 mins.

Here's an example. This took less than an hour while at work...I just did your horrific terms. I feel your pain with you, Loki. Let's get through it together...

So there's this... Now there's this... You want to know what a load of crap is? Literally EVERYTHING you've said in this thread. Yet you want to throw insults like "hypocrites" and "cowards" the way of GOONS then somehow have the audacity to completely go back on everything you've said you'd do. If I were you I wouldn't even cry about peace at all. I'd delete my nation, not because of your surrender terms, but because you've clearly demonstrated to everyone that literally nothing you say can be taken seriously. Every claim you make from here on out should be taken with a grain of salt because you apparently will go back on your words, regardless of how strong or convicted you seem. What alliance would want such a hypocritical, unreliable, coward to join them? Delete your nation and hide in shame and never EVER tell anyone who you were when you come back. Why would anyone suspect you were going to be granted peace? All you kept saying was how you'll never surrender. I don't know whether to condemn or give credit to the nation who decided to tech deal with you. He either knew you were blowing hot air this whole time about never surrendering, in which case I commend him. Or he failed to recognize that you were in an alleged eternal war with GOONS, in which case he deserves to lose his money. EDIT: I don't mean to come off strong, but come on. You write pages about how much GOONS sucks and you keep saying you'll never surrender and talk all sorts of crap. Then GOONS is nice enough after all of that to let you surrender basically with no consequence in this realm. And Bob forbid you actually have to [OOC] watch Ghostbusters [/OOC] to make a comic strip using Paint. The time you've spent in this thread complaining how ruthless those terms are, you could have finished it by now.

Just want to update that I'm maxed out on slots. Thanks guys.

I cant stop staring at your photo. Yeah I was going to say don't do anything yet because I'm still waiting on people to get this all together. You'll be the last piece of the puzzle. Side note: do you want to do a tech deal? 6 mil 200 tech?

PM me in game if you are interested in a long term tech deal. I'll be selling 200 tech for 6 million dollars. All slots are currently available.

could you switch to rubber and silver?