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Freedom Really A Novel Zinger Preamble In the year of our Doomtender of 2019, we find ourselves at an impasse. Nobody wants to make the first move, shuffling their feet and averting their gaze as if they are at Jazzy's school disco. Little did we know that a nefarious individual had already come up with a most ingenious plan. They were going to get the party kicking, not with some lame formal gesture, but by spiking the punch with Tenochtitlan branded tequila. After this happened, people fell about the place, doing such unspeakable acts that we can't repeat them here, but can in private. Naturally, this gave us cause to go up their and confront this potential threat and deal with them in the most unexpected of ways. We offered them our hand, and they reciprocated with a fist bump. Now we are brothers! Article 1 The first matter we agreed on was that while we both like to boogie to the beats of MC Rey who honestly isn't that Great, we couldn't get too rowdy while dancing. As a result we came to the mutual agreement that as eskimo brothers, that we would not harm the other and that nothing would get in our way. Article 2 Here is the four one one folks. Say some gangster is dissing your fly girl, you just give them a good bottling in order to get them back into line. The gangster that is, after all we AREN'T called Bill or whatever. Article 3 Noting the importance of a clear and concise message, we disregard those notions. Instead, both parties have agreed that clear communication and coordination is essential in maintaining the balance of a healthy business relationship. We might do it through Private Message, we might do it via Discord, we might do it via IRC, we might do it via the back passage. Who knows, but we can double stack the matter and provide information to the other party if we discover information which might be detrimental to both entities. This could be if someone makes a threat, if someone makes a thread, if someone wanted to spy, if somebody wanted to fry or if someone wanted to blackmail us over photos of Claude again. We are watching you, brick wall! Article 4 CLAWS shall erect a full-size replica statue of Steeldor within Randalla. Article 5 There may come a time where we need to place a hit on someone or crash a party we have not been invited to. Fear not, but with the power of the Steeldor, they won't be able to object or complain. Hide your wives, hide your girlfriends, hide your polygraph machines, we may be coming to town if we can agree on a time or date because you know... we can't simply cancel on that White Chocolate tasting session. Article 6 We reserve the right to a fair and unequal economical relationship when it comes to fiscal aid, may it be through cash, aid, hookers or nukes. Article 7 If it turns out that somebody acted in a way or a manner that made us feel bad, now that's pretty bad! For after all, those are our feelings, and nobody has the right to break those if we don't want them to. So, first we would say to the other party "No" and then we'd get out of there after the 72 hour deadline had elapsed. Article 8 It was brought to our attention that dying tickles and that the span has declined in the past few years, so we reserve the right to an external audit whenever it is deemed worthwhile. Signatures For CLAWS Co-leaders: White Chocolate & Jazzy Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Minister of Defense: AL Bundy Minister of Economics: jazzy Minister of Foreign Affairs: Claude Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical Muslim For Doombird Doomcave Lord Emperor: Steeldor
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Stonewall's Brigade is a new alliance of Elite Guerrillas and is protected by DBDC...We are actively recruiting new Guerrillas and will announce our charter and make announcements on other treaties once we cross that bridge. Stonewall's Brigade Guerrillas
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I couldn't help noticing that Cuba, who had a warchest of 4 bil managed to buy 30,000 infra! Our experts in the WTF tell us that it is not possible to do so with this kind of warchest. Is this the first official miracle of Cuba? Some of our members were really wondering how such a miracle could be possible. However, I reminded them how the lord fed 5 thousands with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish and they all agreed that this is indeed how Cuba bought all this infra. Yet another miracle from the miraculous alliance. So there!
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Good evening, and welcome to this special edition of This Week in the Network, your number one source for all news orange and pulpy from that shining beacon of peace and friendship, the Orange Defense Network. I'm your host Schattenmann, TWiN is on! Lay of the Land Tonight we're pleased to bring you this special international edition of TWiN. For those of you who haven't been paying attention, here's the scoop. On January 22, 2014, DBDC declared war on World Task Force in sport to celebrate its second anniversary. Per usual, DBDC nations have been swapping AAs between IRON, Doom Squad, Swash Plates and Tail Rotors, Dark Templar, etc. WTF has not played the game, continuing their defense regardless. And so the stage was set for the kind of drama that has always been set up by DBDC's dual membership partners. The Case of Noob Cake One nation in particular, Noob Cake, has sought to escape justice by applying to the Orange Defense Network, prompting a diplomatic mission to ask when the war would end. And were that the end of it, my friends, what a boring show this would be indeed. Fortunately for us, ODN's diplomat began his visit with undertones that the Network is done with this war and so should be WTF. Rankled, and rightly so, by this interloping and already fired up by two months of war, WTF's members gave an ear-burning reply to Shinnra. As the responses heated up, Shinnra was joined by newly-minted Secretary General Peaches and bucovina, who apparently arrived to throw gasoline on the fire Peaches of course lightens the situation by calling WTF a pack of savages for responding in anger to ODN's thinly-veiled threats. I do believe he might even have got some mud on the edge of his petticoats. bucovina, not being an actual diplomat but a concerned citizen on a private mission, chimes in Yes, why don't you mind your manners, WTF, because ODN is here to tell you that you take those threats with a smile and say thank you or we're coming back with a thousand school marms to knock some manners into your knuckles. And so they went round. WTF has made clear that they will defend themselves until they have had their fill, and that is not likely anytime soon. ODN's diplomatic mission finally punctuated their point once more: Something else. Scary stuff. All this begs the question, what in Mod's name were they thinking? It is clear that ODN believed WTF to be naïve and so stupid as to be pliable by the most blunt conversation. These are not the overtures of practiced diplomats, but what we might expect from a startup protectorate. Clearly, a new approach was needed. A reboot in the tradition of foreign affairs reboots. Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies And now we come to the final act in this comedy of errors. Sensing that ODN's first thread had run its course, Secretary General Peaches sough to reset the diplomatic process by opening a new thread. Now, bear with me, folks, I know reading hurts, but you want to catch all the patronization, all the lies, all the condescension here in its entirety, you won't be disappointed. The Final Word We here at This Week are incensed. We're incensed that ODN has threatened to intervene in the WTF-DBDC War because ODN has decided it's time for the war to end. We're incensed that the Secretary General has made such undeniably wild claims. Now you listen here, Mr. Secretary General, I think I speak for all of us (as usual) when I say we're just here for the fireworks. I for one understand, appreciate, and respect WTF's isolationism, and I don't imagine they think of a diplomat rush to watch your trainwreck as an opportunity. I was reticent about posting, but your speech is geared toward an international audience because you're on CNtel and because you know we're watching. I for one find your entire speech to be . . . wild. ODN is not the oldest democracy, that's GATO. ODNistas vote at rates as low as 13% (during war, when activity is highest); Polaris is an autocracy with an elected council, our last election saw 32% participation. ODN is not in the slightest a "defensive" alliance. You are an alliance that "defends" allies by disregarding all circumstance. When MK attacked NPO for no reason except to curb their growth, you followed. Now DBDC has attacked WTF for no reason except to remove them and curb their growth, you will follow. In this last war, too, begun by bald aggression to deliberately start a global war, ODN was right there beside its allies where it will always be and where it belongs. You are an aggressive alliance to your core because you do what you're asked and "don't let friends burn." ODN is not an alliance that favors white peace. You favor whatever your allies favor (as you've said here over and over) and if your allies want reps, ODN's military, membership, and government are behind them as you did in the Doom House-NPO War. If ODN is in any way "for" white peace right now it is because that is simply the prevailing sentiment and ODN is nothing if not followers, because your elementary "friends" foreign policy precludes all judgement or autonomy. It doesn't matter why, it only matters who. And as your longest-serving Secretary General OsRavan has said in a rare moment of clarity, "When you back something with military force in a coalition you don't get to shift the blame." You frame this war as an inevitable clash of cultures. It is anything but! WTF's culture is in no way in conflict with DBDC's culture. There is nothing intrinsically at odds between these two alliances. This is a war of opportunistic election on DBDC's part, and if ODN enters it will be the same: opportunistic aggression. This is not a clash of cultures, it is a war gone bad. This bit of intellectual dishonesty is so goofy as to be offensive. How dare you attempt to equate WTF's resolve to fight to the death with past suicide runs. WTF does not need to moralize its stance, DBDC did that for them when they attacked WTF for sport. ODN does not do whatever it can to promote a friendly or moderate environment for all. You ally with strongmen and then back them up in whatever moves they make, because they're your "friends." If ODN wants to promote moderation and friendliness, it will cancel its DBDC treaty and mind its own business. Your treaty facilitates this very situation because DBDC knows, knows, that its nations are useless against conventionally-constructed AAs, and that its allies are the ones who'll be doing the fighting when things go bad. And voila! here you are threatening war in the name of peace, friendliness, and moderation. The entire tone of this speech is insulting. It is patronizing and makes it clear that ODN thinks of itself as the Great White Father here to inform and civilize these weird neutral savages. For my part, WTF, I must say bravo. You have staked out your position and stuck to your principles in the face of overwhelming challenges. Not because you are naïve, but because you are extremely well aware of what is happening, as you have demonstrated. Collectible Sig And now a This Week tradition: Your TWiP Collectible Sig, crafted for all you TWiNnies out there in TV land from the most special screenshot of the week. I think this one speaks for itself. That's it for This Week, thank you for joining us tonight. From everyone here in the studio on this, the twenty-seventh day since DBDC confused isolationist for pacifist, goodnight, and good luck!
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For some reason there are people in GPA that believe that DBDC will never attack them again. Clearly DBDC is lying to you and will hit you when they are able to. They have specific plans to do so. You think you can prepare in 6 months? Impossible. They will be 5 million NS each by then. Also DBDC is very vulnerable right now. They have small warchests: and they are internally divided. I have more. I am only giving it to those that join the WTF AA and declare war on DBDC. Or to the highest bidder.
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The Random Insanity Alliance hereby surrenders to the combined forces of Aurora Borealis, DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE and The Grand Lodge of Freemasons. RIA has agreed not to re-enter the Doom War or to provide aid to any of the combatants still participating in the conflict. AB, DBDC and GLoF have agreed to a six-month non-aggression pact with RIA. This agreement bans any acts of war between one group of signatories and another. It will go into effect immediately and expire on August 1, 2015. Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance, Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. Ogaden, Triumvir, Buzzkill Extraordinaire im317, Triumvir, Former Elder of PotD, Enemy of Spelling, Secretly a Dog Croix, hoia dester55, a HoR brian, HoFA biofantic, Head of Military Operations, [Long and Hopefully Funny List of Titles Here] cctmsp13, viceroy of economics Jenne, Now what the f@#! am I going to do Moth, cactuheika banzai Signed for Aurora Borealis, Drake Spoke, Triumvir Jutopia, Triumvir Sarkin, Triumvir Signed for DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE, CubaQuerida, Angel of Death TBRaiders, Wingman of Allarchon Artigo, Powerlifting Champion of DBDC Tayloj, Bunny King Timmehhh, Minister of Wealth Redistribution White Chocolate, Lady of Doom Signed for The Grand Lodge of Freemasons, Walking_Dead, Grand Master Sherman, Grand Chancellor Whiskerz, Grand Knight Schmoo, Grand Treasurer Alfonse, Grand Superintendent -
I think that CN is moving in a positive direction. We are getting past the post-Karma order and ideology of "stability" and moving towards chaos. I think that chaos is good for CN because the current order makes the game stagnant, but the order that Doomsphere (if they win) promotes chaos and disorder, which is why I believe that I am fighting on the right side, unlike previous wars where it was always wishy-washy. Why do you think there is more activity in CN during times of war? Simple: the more conflict there is in CN, the more people want to play. The terrible system of one-two wars a year sucks, and I believe that CN should be in a constant state of strife and conflict. There should be hegemonies, yes, but hegemonies should work towards keeping CN as chaotic as possible, much like pre-Karma NPO did.
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Burying the Hatchet in Someone Else’s Forehead Accords Preamble The Independent Republic of Orange Nations (IRON) and Doombird Doomcave (DBDC) hereby upgrade the “Burying the Hatchet Accords” and agree to bury the hatchet in someone else’s forehead instead. Article I: Non-Aggression and Security IRON and DBDC hereby pledge to refrain from taking up arms against one another. Both signatories shall refrain from the use of espionage against the countersigned party. Should either signatory come into possession of information regarding the infringement of the other’s security, they are required to promptly share it with the other. Article II: Defense Should either party find themselves to be the target of aggression by any outside party, the other party is encouraged, but not required to provide military assistance. Article III: Aggression Should either signatory decide to take aggressive action against a third party, the other signatory has the option to roll with the countersigned party. Article IV: Termination Should either party decide to terminate this agreement they may do so by informing the other of their intent to cancel. The pact shall then be considered void 72 hours after notice is given. Signed for the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, The Warrior, President, IRON Councilor Third King, Secretary of State, IRON Councilor Montosh, Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor Blade 619, Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor Mandarijn, Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor Signed for DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE, CubaQuerida - Angel of Death Tayloj - Bunny King TBRaiders - Wingman of Allarchon Artigo - Powerlifting Champion of DBDC Timmehhh - Minister of Wealth Redistribution
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http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=121509 Announcer: Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive? Artigo: Yeah! Oh, hello. I'm Artigo, Owner, Operator, and Founder of PECS Gym America Corp, and I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what ya got. [Cut to actor lifting weights.] Artigo: Here at PECS Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. Artigo: [climbing on the rocky wall; grunts] And that's where we come in. [evil laughter] Artigo: PECS Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine! Artigo: [wheels out a bandaged-like-a-mummy person in a wheelchair] Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of PECS Gym. I'm also a client. Artigo: That's me. Six years and 600 pounds ago... before I knew how much I hated myself. But that all changed once I founded PECS Gym. But don't just take my word for it. Listen to these PECS Gym members tell you how it is.
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Pink Economic Co-Prosperity Settlement (PECS) The Pink Economic Co-Prosperity Settlement is a gymnasium where all parties spot each other in their goals and chug some protein shakes. We agree to and sign this settlement to flex the pink sphere with our quads and biceps. Article I. Spotting No settlement party is obligated to provide relief of any other affiliated alliance on issues irrelevant to this settlement. Article II. Friendly Competition We’re here to make each other stronger, so no member may brawl against another signatory. Article III. Squatting Section 1. • Parties of the Settlement agree to allot their workout and supplement journals in which they may feel paramount for the muscle mass of the parties. Section 2. • Parties of the Settlement must not employ in embezzling another party’s nutrition recipes and shakes, nor endorse such performances by a third party. Article IV. Protein Shaking Parties of the Settlement shall encourage their members to acquire trades, monetary incentives, technology, and donation deals through the locker room in order to flex community and muscle growth. Article V. Facility Section 1. • Parties of the Settlement agree to maintain a facility which is available to any personal trainer. Section 2. • Parties of the Settlement are encouraged to systematize their votes in effort to flex a secure and functional facility. Section 3. • Parties of the Settlement represented by a personal trainer agree to flex paperwork made by fellow parties. Article VI. New Membership If a prospective new member applies to the gym, all current settlement parties must agree on their membership before they can be admitted. Article VII. New Facilities If a settlement party signs up for a different gym membership, they will give two weeks notice to all other members before their membership becomes invalid and the gym rules no longer apply. Settlement Parties: Doombird Doomcave CubaQuerida - Angel of Death TBRaiders - Wingman of Allarchon Tayloj - Bunny King Artigo - Powerlifting Champion of DBDC Timmehhh - Minister of Wealth Redistribution Doom Squad Lord Hershey - Alpha Renegade4box - Beta Ghost - Sentinel The Order of the Paradox Salajol, Grandmaster Bob Ilyani, Grand Chancellor King Brandon, Grand Hospitaller Swash Plates and Tail Rotors Untouchable - Security Council Nashorn - Security Council Sgt Gus - Security Council -
Fear of birds can take many forms. Some people fear only birds of prey, while others are afraid of even household pets like parakeets. If you suffer from ornithophobia, you might fear that you will be attacked by a bird or you may simply be uncomfortable around them. Accept that you're afraid. Keeping your phobia bottled inside doesn't make you seem any stronger. The first step to getting rid of your fear is admitting you have a problem. You can't rid yourself of something if you don't believe you really have it. Look at yourself in the mirror, and say, "I have a fear of birds". This will help you admit to yourself that you are afraid. Ornithophobia, much like being attacked by FEAR or DBDC, can cause the following symptoms: breathlessness, dizziness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, feeling sick, shaking, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, or a full-blown anxiety attack. Ornithophobia Pact Section I Columba Livia - Rock Pigeon Also known as the carrier pigeon. Friends and allies communicate; they share intelligence. Neither signatory shall engage in espionage or endorse military action against the other signatory. Section II Casuarius Casuarius - Southern Cassowary Armed with razor sharp spurs and one of the strongest kick forces of any animal, Cassowaries will not hesitate to challenge a perceived threat or to defend their own. Should either signatory find themselves under attack, the other signatory is encouraged to defend like a Mother Cassowary protecting her young. Section III Gypaetus Barbatus - Lämmergeier Lämmergeier is German for “lamb vulture”. Should either signatory decide to go hunting lambs, the other signatory, while not obligated, is encouraged to join in the feast. Section IV Gymnogyps Californianus - California Condor Once these birds mate, they stay together for years, if not for life. If either signatory decides it is time for a new mate they may terminate this pact with 72 hours’ notice prior to finding a new nest. Signed for Doombird Doomcave: CubaQuerida - Angel of Death TBRaiders - Wingman of Allarchon Tayloj - Bunny King Artigo - Powerlifting Champion of DBDC Timmehhh - Minister of Wealth Redistribution Signed for the Fellowship of Elite Allied Republics: Chancellor: Canik Vice-Chancellor: Moon55 Directorate: Lord Boris, ShouAS, Ovidsidos, Pherlofsky, Dcrews
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"Nothing will stop the March of my Empire!" CubaQuerida Long ago the Mad Emperor Revenge lead the world into a reign of tyranny. He corrupted the Hegemony, turning it into his personal Empire with which he devastated entire alliances on a whim. Embarking on a pattern of terror and driven mad by his lust for power, he attacked dozens of alliances, forcing viceroys, disbandments, and EZI on anyone who stood against him. The IAA chose to make a stand, and I lead the bravest 200 nations I had ever known into the jaws of 10,000 nations, disbandment and EZI. Our stand against tyranny was not fruitless, and Starfox101 went on to create Vox Populi, ending in the Mad Emperor's defeat a year later. Today a new threat to freedom and stability has risen. The God Emperor in ThePromisedLand A new tyrant has risen. He has attacked dozens of alliances amounting to hundreds of raids, throughout both the Mushqaeda and Disorder wars. Beginning by submitting the upper tiers, he has rapidly built an army of slaves vast beyond imagining, ready to devour the newly forged Polardoxia. Sparta was just one of the alliances his empire has attacked, and his ambition and lust for power is limitless. "I will lead my entire power sphere against Polardoxia!" Stewie seeks revenge for the Disorder War The God Emperor's army of slaves do not march alone. Stewie has sworn service to the God Emperor, submitting Non Grata's earth and water in return for a chance at revenge. While Polardoxia celebrates her victory against neo-imperialists, her enemies are already plotting to drive her apart. By driving a wedge between TOP and Polaris, they seek to divide and conquer, and destroy the world's last hope of reason and stability. Polardoxia leads a Global Dawn of Stability and Prosperity The Oracles say that only the gods can defeat a united Polardoxia. The coming months will reveal those who chose to kneel before a God Emperor, and those who will be willing to die on their feet. "We must all hang together, or we assuredly we shall all hang separately"
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The Factor is on! Tonight, an LNN Exclusive: DBDC tech shipment report Thank you for joining us tonight on the Factor. As you know, Doombird Doomcave has been under public scrutiny after months of attacks against dozens of alliances, amounting to hundreds of raids. CubaQuerida has lead a campaign of outright bullying throughout the war, and after a request from one of our viewers, The Factor has decided to publish a list of recent alliances to supply DBDC with technology shipments. Interestingly enough, some of the alliances involved appear unprotected and our investigation even revealed tech shipments from alliances allied to those raided by DBDC. Note: The Lannister News Network is not responsible for any violence or diplomatic actions taken against those who provide tech shipments to DBDC. Swash plates and Tail Rotors 1,907,301 NS, 34 Nations Known Treaties: KASKUS, SRA (o), DBDC protected? Mushroom Kingdom 1,596,627 NS, 29 Nations Protected by TOP Doom Squad 625,156 NS, 21 Nations ODoAP with the Grand Lodge Of Freemasons, Orange Defense Network, and Non Grata. Protected by Doombird Doomcave. DT Probes 450,236 NS, 25 Nations Protected by Dark Templar Viridian Entente 3,625,566 NS, 139 Nations Numerous Treaties Holy Roman Empire 8,368 NS, 3 Nations No Known Treaties Union of Communist Republics 815,407 NS, 36 Nations SWF, Terran Empire, North Star Federation (o) Riot Society 300,183 NS, 12 Nations OdOAP Dark Templar, DBDC protected FEAR 2,454,136 NS, 38 Nations Valhalla, Wolfpack, NEW, IRON (o) New Sith Order 1,350,340 NS, 90 Nations NPOsphere
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How DBDC wants to structure their New World Order
The Zigur posted a blog entry in The Lannister News Network
This pyramidal structure quickly explains the "God Emperor" CubaQuerida's plans for world domination. Whereas the Revolutionary Order Party seeks a politically based, egalitarian model of world peace, DBDC craves the power of subjugation and hierarchy. DBDC, lead by CubaQuerida, endorses Doomism, a cult-like agenda determined to enslave the lower-tier nations of the world. It recognizes the threat posed by an egalitarian revolution-inspired Polardoxia which defeated Neo-Imperialism in the Disorder War, as well as Neutrals and volunteers who united to defeat Lulzism in Mushqaeda. Throughout both wars, DBDC has raided countless nations, exploiting flaws in the upper tier of the game system. Through these flaws, CubaQuerida is able to deliver massive levels of damage to nations hundreds of thousands of Nation Strength below him. He seeks to exploit the resentment among recently defeated Neo-Imperialists to build a huge army, and is forcing large numbers of innocent upper tier nations into his service, as revealed by UnknownSmurf recently. Once Polardoxia is defeated by his Henchmen, he will be able to bring neutrals under his rule, and nobody will stop him from building his permanently fixed, Hierarchical New World Order. By permanently subjugating the Nations to tier-based classes, his counter-revolution will be complete, and the fun we all enjoy in CN via politics and diplomacy will be gone forever. Note: This was a paid advertisement from the Revolutionary Order Party and does not necessarily reresent the views of the Lannister News Network. -
In a swift and just response to recent highly publicized, antagonistic attacks toward Doombird Doomcave (DBDC), its affiliates, and one of its well known leaders, Jeff Winger (CubaQuerida); Doom News Broadcasting Corporation (DNBC) is established to disseminate such misinformation spewed by individuals such as Tywin Lannister! Doom News Broadcasting Corporation is now live to provide its fellow Planet Bob human beings with honest and credible information! To gauge Planet Bob's human beings' interest into DBDC's affairs, DNBC proudly presents you an exclusive interview between its anchorman, Dean Hershey and DBDC's leader, Jeff Winger. Mr. Winger, I noticed in the Player Created Alliance, http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?/topic/119514-the-doombird-doomcave/, that there is a Community TV Series theme going on under that thread, do you mind elaborating why did you choose that theme for your alliance? I was told this was a medical emergency for my dog... this has got to stop, Dean! Thank you for having me, though I’m a bit creeped out by your unblinking stare. It’s simple really, I took a look at our collection of semi-organized, underachieving nations and sat them all down after our most successful set of wars in history. I then said to them, “We’ve stopped being a rogue group no one understands. We've become something unstoppable. We have become a Community.” How does your government operate and why does your alliance not have a forum like many other alliances do? We are not some fascist dictatorship or a rogue state. We make all of our decisions after close consultation with Troy (Artigo) and Abed (TBRaiders), and Annie (Tayloj) always lets us know if we are acting too much like jerks. For general decisions, everyone has a voice, even Pierce (Christian Trojans). We don’t like IRC, it’s antiquated and unreliable, like Leonard. We use Skype as it is the way of the future, and we’re pioneers like that. No one has ever complained that our attack sequences were too slow. How do you and your alliance mates feel about being under scrutiny for running your very own unorthodox method by raiding with not a low tier nation but a high tier nation? And how do/did you manage to make this method so successful, a method some people claiming to be "an exploit." Your words not mine, Dean. Just because we do it well and make it look sexy while doing it doesn’t mean people aren’t going to try and hate us for being good at what we do. We have some of the smartest minds in the game in our alliance and there’s absolutely nothing we’re doing that everyone else hasn’t either tried to do or wanted to do. We just do it the best. What do you think about people posting politically motivated threads targeting DBDC? Do you have a message for those people? I’m not going to get myself all worked up because someone I barely know thinks I’m too powerful and wants to see me and my friends rendered useless or stripped of our ability to fight. Why are you looking at me like that? It’s because I said stripped isn’t it? Seriously, you can attempt to modify the game all you want, we will find a way to do it better than you and you’ll just feel even worse when you still can’t get the better of us. For a very last question, and probably the most important question of this interview, I believe the vast majority of our audience wants to know is… how do you feel about passing Hime Themis as the number one nation in the game, an impossible feat once thought by many people? I don’t kiss and tell you should know me by now. No one said war wasn’t profitable, it was just assumed. I do recall sensing a bit of a scowl when she passed me in the hall now that you mention it… Thank you, Mr. Winger, for being here and taking your time to respond to my moderately difficult questions. I hope this exclusive interview with Mr. Winger has allowed human beings of Planet Bob to understand what it is like being in DBDC and its affiliates. For a next DNBC announcement, I will personally select three questions that I deem to be valuable and appropriate from human beings of Planet Bob. Please post your bolded question underneath your response in the blog, mind that it must contain only one question and it has to be relevant to DBDC so make it count, folks! For the entire DNBC news team, I'm Dean Hershey. And have a fabulous night.
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