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Freedom Really A Novel Zinger Preamble In the year of our Doomtender of 2019, we find ourselves at an impasse. Nobody wants to make the first move, shuffling their feet and averting their gaze as if they are at Jazzy's school disco. Little did we know that a nefarious individual had already come up with a most ingenious plan. They were going to get the party kicking, not with some lame formal gesture, but by spiking the punch with Tenochtitlan branded tequila. After this happened, people fell about the place, doing such unspeakable acts that we can't repeat them here, but can in priv
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Stonewall's Brigade is a new alliance of Elite Guerrillas and is protected by DBDC...We are actively recruiting new Guerrillas and will announce our charter and make announcements on other treaties once we cross that bridge. Stonewall's Brigade Guerrillas
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I couldn't help noticing that Cuba, who had a warchest of 4 bil managed to buy 30,000 infra! Our experts in the WTF tell us that it is not possible to do so with this kind of warchest. Is this the first official miracle of Cuba? Some of our members were really wondering how such a miracle could be possible. However, I reminded them how the lord fed 5 thousands with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish and they all agreed that this is indeed how Cuba bought all this infra. Yet another miracle from the miraculous alliance. So there!
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Good evening, and welcome to this special edition of This Week in the Network, your number one source for all news orange and pulpy from that shining beacon of peace and friendship, the Orange Defense Network. I'm your host Schattenmann, TWiN is on! Lay of the Land Tonight we're pleased to bring you this special international edition of TWiN. For those of you who haven't been paying attention, here's the scoop. On January 22, 2014, DBDC declared war on World Task Force in sport to celebrate its second anniversary. Per usual, DBDC nations have been swapping AAs between IRON, Doom Squ
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For some reason there are people in GPA that believe that DBDC will never attack them again. Clearly DBDC is lying to you and will hit you when they are able to. They have specific plans to do so. You think you can prepare in 6 months? Impossible. They will be 5 million NS each by then. Also DBDC is very vulnerable right now. They have small warchests: and they are internally divided. I have more. I am only giving it to those that join the WTF AA and declare war on DBDC. Or to the highest bidder.
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The Random Insanity Alliance hereby surrenders to the combined forces of Aurora Borealis, DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE and The Grand Lodge of Freemasons. RIA has agreed not to re-enter the Doom War or to provide aid to any of the combatants still participating in the conflict. AB, DBDC and GLoF have agreed to a six-month non-aggression pact with RIA. This agreement bans any acts of war between one group of signatories and another. It will go into effect immediately and expire on August 1, 2015. Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance, Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The
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I think that CN is moving in a positive direction. We are getting past the post-Karma order and ideology of "stability" and moving towards chaos. I think that chaos is good for CN because the current order makes the game stagnant, but the order that Doomsphere (if they win) promotes chaos and disorder, which is why I believe that I am fighting on the right side, unlike previous wars where it was always wishy-washy. Why do you think there is more activity in CN during times of war? Simple: the more conflict there is in CN, the more people want to play. The terrible system of one-two wars a
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Burying the Hatchet in Someone Else’s Forehead Accords Preamble The Independent Republic of Orange Nations (IRON) and Doombird Doomcave (DBDC) hereby upgrade the “Burying the Hatchet Accords” and agree to bury the hatchet in someone else’s forehead instead. Article I: Non-Aggression and Security IRON and DBDC hereby pledge to refrain from taking up arms against one another. Both signatories shall refrain from the use of espionage against the countersigned party. Should either signatory come into possession of information regarding the infringement of the other’s security, they are re
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http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=121509 Announcer: Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive? Artigo: Yeah! Oh, hello. I'm Artigo, Owner, Operator, and Founder of PECS Gym America Corp, and I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what ya got. [Cut to actor lifting weights.] Artigo: Here at PECS Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate you
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Pink Economic Co-Prosperity Settlement (PECS) The Pink Economic Co-Prosperity Settlement is a gymnasium where all parties spot each other in their goals and chug some protein shakes. We agree to and sign this settlement to flex the pink sphere with our quads and biceps. Article I. Spotting No settlement party is obligated to provide relief of any other affiliated alliance on issues irrelevant to this settlement. Article II. Friendly Competition We’re here to make each other stronger, so no member may brawl against another signatory. Article III. Squatting Sec
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Fear of birds can take many forms. Some people fear only birds of prey, while others are afraid of even household pets like parakeets. If you suffer from ornithophobia, you might fear that you will be attacked by a bird or you may simply be uncomfortable around them. Accept that you're afraid. Keeping your phobia bottled inside doesn't make you seem any stronger. The first step to getting rid of your fear is admitting you have a problem. You can't rid yourself of something if you don't believe you really have it. Look at yourself in the mirror, and say, "I have a fear of birds". Th
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"Nothing will stop the March of my Empire!" CubaQuerida Long ago the Mad Emperor Revenge lead the world into a reign of tyranny. He corrupted the Hegemony, turning it into his personal Empire with which he devastated entire alliances on a whim. Embarking on a pattern of terror and driven mad by his lust for power, he attacked dozens of alliances, forcing viceroys, disbandments, and EZI on anyone who stood against him. The IAA chose to make a stand, and I lead the bravest 200 nations I had ever known into the jaws of 10,000 nations, disbandment and EZI. Our stand against tyranny was not fr
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The Factor is on! Tonight, an LNN Exclusive: DBDC tech shipment report Thank you for joining us tonight on the Factor. As you know, Doombird Doomcave has been under public scrutiny after months of attacks against dozens of alliances, amounting to hundreds of raids. CubaQuerida has lead a campaign of outright bullying throughout the war, and after a request from one of our viewers, The Factor has decided to publish a list of recent alliances to supply DBDC with technology shipments. Interestingly enough, some of the alliances involved appear unprotected and our investigation even revealed t
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How DBDC wants to structure their New World Order
The Zigur posted a blog entry in The Lannister News Network
This pyramidal structure quickly explains the "God Emperor" CubaQuerida's plans for world domination. Whereas the Revolutionary Order Party seeks a politically based, egalitarian model of world peace, DBDC craves the power of subjugation and hierarchy. DBDC, lead by CubaQuerida, endorses Doomism, a cult-like agenda determined to enslave the lower-tier nations of the world. It recognizes the threat posed by an egalitarian revolution-inspired Polardoxia which defeated Neo-Imperialism in the Disorder War, as well as Neutrals and volunteers who united to defeat Lulzism in Mushqaed- 25 comments
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In a swift and just response to recent highly publicized, antagonistic attacks toward Doombird Doomcave (DBDC), its affiliates, and one of its well known leaders, Jeff Winger (CubaQuerida); Doom News Broadcasting Corporation (DNBC) is established to disseminate such misinformation spewed by individuals such as Tywin Lannister! Doom News Broadcasting Corporation is now live to provide its fellow Planet Bob human beings with honest and credible information! To gauge Planet Bob's human beings' interest into DBDC's affairs, DNBC proudly presents you an exclusive interview between its anchorman, D