Pat Bateman

We got four nations. We're looking for two more beautiful nations to trade us cattle, oil, pigs, and wheat. Let me know if you're interested!

I thought it would be nice to give everyone the "oppertunity" to see Sir Kindle's MELTDOWN for themselves. It's a real laugh riot. Feel free to stop by the GOONS public forums. The content includes strong language for those virgin ears (EDIT: or eyes since it's a forum I guess).

That is very peculiar...he must have really liked knights a lot.

Way to grab the bull by the horns... ...it's a metaphor... ...but it actually happened.

"I believe I speak for Kashmir when I say we are not presently seeking any terms for Stonewall. After what he has done to us, forgiveness and reparations or to let him walk free are not an option. It would be a waste of my time and your time because our position is very clear. The only option presented to you is if you want to burn for a traitor, liar and thief. I'm hoping that answer is no because the list of victims this person has accumulated should not be drawn out any further. " Literally said by Kashmir's Secretary of War BEFORE they declared war. What about this statement would give you even the slightest impression that they were willing to negotiate? You are either just lying or completely delusional methy. Some atrocities can't be fixed by simply buying someone off. That's one of the many things you fail to understand. You keep saying Kashmir failed to negotiate. You weren't negotiating either. You were just throwing money at them to basically cease their attacks. Never was it in the cards for you to let them hit Stonewall, just like it was never in the cards for them to accept money in exchange for the crimes he committed against Kashmir. Nobody was "negotiating", you were both making demands. The only difference is Kashmir never claimed to be negotiating in the first place, as you are right now. The fact of the matter is you were harboring an enemy of Kashmir and a nuclear rogue. When that was made clear to you, you should have released him to Kashmir AND THEN STARTED NEGOTIATING his peace. Instead you tried pumping your chest out and telling them they can't hit him because he was in your "alliance". They hit you anyways and you've been trying to spin it to look like you weren't wrong ever since. You're wrong, Meth. Put it to rest now.

Thanks Harry Carray.

What if DS let him in anyway? Would you still war with Rey? Now pretend Rey is Stonewall and you are Kashmir...aaaaaand GO!

As vice president I can confirm this.

Neo, can I join your alliance?

The Sengoku flag looks like the VE flag on it's period... Congrats to both parties!

HA-OOH!

Nobody remembers winning or losing the five dollar wager that paid out ten dollars. They do, however, remember winning or losing the 5,000 dollar wager that paid out 10,000 dollars. The higher the stakes, the more dramatic and memorable the outcome becomes. The point is, we've been stuck in a time where people are only willing to risk five dollars to win ten for quite some time now. Sure, we've had a few rogues go all in, but the odds were always completely stacked against them. The result has been stagnation. Bob needs more tyrants, more risk takers, and more extremists. Bob needs bigger winners and bigger losers. We need bigger butt hurt and bigger egos clashing. You can talk about how horrible those terms were all you want, but there's a reason you're talking about them. At least there's enough passion and emotion on the subject to reminisce about. I say bring the glory days back. It makes things more interesting. In a sick sort of way, VE wouldn't be who they are today without GGA igniting a hatred and a drive to overcome. That being said, congrats to VE!

That, my friend, is Alice in Chains. Nirvana is getting inducted into the Rock Hall of Fame this week I believe. Good luck with the alliance!

You can strike Article III as COMECON is not capable of possessing intelligence.

There is literally not one response we could have made that you would have approved of. Damned if we do, damned if we don't.