YOLO SWAG Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 It was through a black eye while I enjoyed my dinner of mushed peas that I saw that the enemies of entropy, of destability, were alive and well on the planet we call bob. I have kept extensive records and have explained my stance on my alliance's forums and have invited those who would fight against true stability, that is, the embracing of entropy here. --------------------------------------------- It was in the year of our lord, 2000 & late, that I came to the conclusion that there was something quite wrong and troubling going on in the cyberverse. There was an increase of shit posting that had little to no substance and more propaganda than ever before. Long had the days of good posting past us. There were no more doitzels and schatts, who had once burned so brightly, they had been reduced to only a glowing ember, finally in the cold winters of polaris, they had been extinguished. This was when I, YOLO SWAG of four twenty, the Prince of Kashmir, became obsessed with the concept of time travel. If only there was something I could do. And there was, after getting completely black out drunk and crossed beyond all belief, I realized if I restored my computer to a earlier date I could lay the groundwork for those that could fight stability. It was then that Emperor YOLO SWAG of the IAA New Kashmir Order, traveled back through time to conceive the child that would later come to be known as CubaQuerida. That's right everyone, I am the mother of CubaQuerida. The womb that bore the fruit of the promise land. And I know this because I am smarter than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Great read, I'm hoping to hear more from your archives recording the birth and development of global entropy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 I don't know what I am reading, but I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 YOLO IS NOT DEAD, LONG LIVE YOLO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Director Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Who was the other parent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyriakos Raanb Dorou Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Who was the other parent? Some secrets of this world are best left hidden. But if you can bear the great burden of knowledge...http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=70722 Now you know he of whom it was prophesied, five years ago. Do not speak of this again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 #ican'tbelievetherewerenohashtagsintheOP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hershey Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 This is one excellent thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artigo Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Cuba is love. Cuba is life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tayloj7 Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 who's Cuba's daddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkavian Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 I take it this post deals with Yolo's love of big black cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubaQuerida Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 who's Cuba's daddy?deep stuff man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Meh, still better than Tywins shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Thank God for YOLO, true hero of the cybernations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox101 Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Still more historically accurate than the other thread All hail doomist lulzism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Meh, still better than Tywins !@#$ Don't you dare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montosh Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Meh, still better than Tywins !@#$ Careful. If you say his name, HE may appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Lol, that was a good read. Made about as much sense as Tywin's latest treatise on ... whatever that was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenoCore Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 (edited) 10/10 read. will be waiting for the exciting "episode two - revenge of Cubas Father" Edited June 6, 2014 by KenoCore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Blessed be the one true Yolo and the gifts he bestowed upon us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 swag on ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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