Neo Uruk Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 (edited) Here at LPH, we take great pride in our products, ranging from the finest chicken to various.....promotional products. NSO has decided to invest in LPH's future based on our delightful meals and other assets, and we find NSO to be a great business partner! We look forward to working with them in the near and distant future to continue serving delicious chicken, as well as adding fully functioning lightsabers to our merchandise. Preamble: The undersigned parties hereby agree to enter into this pact in order to mutually benefit from the other's existence.Article I: The New Sith Order (NSO) and Los Pollos Hermanos (LPH) agree that they are both sovereign alliances and they will tend to their own affairs without interference from the other party.Article II: The undersigned hereby agree not to engage in aggressive action against the other.Article III: The undersigned hereby agree to share all pertinent information regarding the safety and security of the other.Article IV: The undersigned hereby agree that both parties have the option to defend the other during times of war, or to join the other in times of aggressive war.Article V: Should either party wish to cancel the agreement, this treaty will remain in effect for 24 hours.RTG Clause: REDACTED. For Los Pollos HermanosErnesto Che Guevara, The GusRey the Great, Worthless ToolKongo Jack, The Foreign Affairs AyatollahParandiac, The Defense DealerSnowWolf, The Interior Designer For the New Sith Order:RayvonEmperorDilberDark LordJoe StupidSith LordKirstenMichelleSith Lord Edited June 8, 2013 by Neo Uruk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 I like this. Congrats to LPH and NSO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 And here. We. Go. :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Che + NSO = win o/ guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Hot damn that was quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodFury Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 I remember saying this was a good idea when I was in NSO during my short stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Hot damn that was quick.We like to do business :3Also retcon'd flags in so as to be less shameful of an announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Watch out, those crystals aren't for use in lightsabers... o/ LPH o/ NSO o/ Mindless hailing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Holton Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 This treaty is so bland and tasteless it hurts to read. Who wrote this monstrosity? :smug: o/ LPH o/ NSO The Death Star needs its chicken and... "lightsaber crystals"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esial Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 I can't believe we actually did it. o/ NSO o/ LPH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Nice grouping. I almost can't wait to see Che make a backroom deal to not defend NSO when the time comes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Nice grouping. I almost can't wait to see Che make a backroom deal to not defend NSO when the time comes.Once again, D34th tries too hard to spin what he doesn't know about.Not to mention you apparently didn't read the treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander shepard Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 Appropriate naming of the positions within the alliance. Well actually only the second one matches for LPH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 Excellent insight from Commander tryhard, per usual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 Nice grouping. I almost can't wait to see Che make a backroom deal to not defend NSO when the time comes. I already made that deal obvs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattski133 Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 very cool.. congrats to both parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainIIIC Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 I blame Deebo and Dilber for this. Holton too. And Pollard because he's always to blame. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Bundy Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 I want some Vaseline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrin Xies Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 That's some fine allies you've got there now, LPH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodFury Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 That's some fine allies you've got there now, NSO. Fixed that for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster83 Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 This is sweeeeet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 Good luck, my former allies. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 This should be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 This should be interesting.Let's be real, the moment I'm allowed to do anything in an official capacity, the world gets interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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