Electron Sponge Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Imperial Decree from the New Polar Order Hello again, friends. It's been a quiet time for us in Polaris these past few weeks since our glorious breakup with those interminable bores in Oculus. We've done some cool financial stuff, but I won't bore you (or me) with the details. Since I dislike it when it is quiet, I asked my advisors which alliances "had it coming." They pretty unanimously started talking about some other alliances with whom I was quite unfamiliar. This seems to be an emerging pattern with me. I really must get to know some of you better. Anyway, on to the lucky winners of this month's Sponge Learns An Alliance's Name By Declaring War On Them Sweepstakes! The lucky devils this month are: Doom Squad Doom Wolves Dark Templar* *Apparently we were allied to them in Oculus? Huh. That's wild! If I got any of the names wrong, please feel free to correct me. Last month's declaration on "Doombird Doomcave" contained various mistakes, which is quite embarrassing. Not as embarrassing as these dumb alliance names, of course, but perfection should be status quo for someone of my stature. Of course, if you have any questions or comments, please feel free to voice them here in this thread or on our Discord where I will treat them with the seriousness which they most certainly merit. We in Polaris value all of your friendship, or lack thereof, quite highly. your friends, His Excellency Emperor of the New Polar Order, Fleet Admiral Doctor Electron Sponge, OBE, PHD, COD, ASAP, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Conqueror of the Antarctic Lands in General and Godwanaland in Particular, Also Hello Dajobo, Imperial Regent AlmightyGrub, Imperator Emeritus EaTeMuP, Imperator Emeritus RandomInterrupt, Imperial Advisor for Trains tenbob, Minister of Peace Quantum Leap, Minister of Truth JayMillz, Minister of Plenty Tharu, Minister of Love Dendarii Federation, Deputy Minister of Peace Pentix, Deputy Minister of Plenty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauron Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 They are very lucky winners. I'm sure the vast rewards will be delivered over multiple installments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic redhead Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Weird times we live in. Where you can declare war on Doombird Doomcave, Doom Squad, Doom Wolves and Dark Templar and only declare war on two alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Zone Elite Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 o/ Polaris! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 (edited) This war needed a little spice. Have fun Polar. Going to be very interesting to see how the other side handles this one. o/ Polar Edited October 8, 2022 by kerschbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenbob Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Fun times ahead. o/ Polaris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The R00STER Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 This is the most excitement we've seen since the invention of the ride on lawn mower. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobwebbyarc6 Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Yawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Polar keeps waking up each day and earning my respect, gonna need to throw this on and enjoy the war screens: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted October 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Just now, Lyanna Mormont said: Polar keeps waking up each day and earning my respect, gonna need to throw this on and enjoy the war screens: Shout out to Lyanna here for the spiffy new Polar graphics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, Electron Sponge said: Shout out to Lyanna here for the spiffy new Polar graphics Not even one sparkle, I am disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Yay!!! Same targets over and over was getting a little old... Thanks for the spice up...thought I was going to have to declare on @Lyanna Mormont Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 53 minutes ago, kerschbs said: This war needed a little spice. Have fun Polar. Going to be very interesting to see how the other side handles this one. o/ Polar probably just fine tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhizoctonia Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 The more Polar post announcements, the better they get! Give em hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, AL Bundy said: Yay!!! Same targets over and over was getting a little old... Thanks for the spice up...thought I was going to have to declare on @Lyanna Mormont Al dude we have a deal, we get in range and you hit me, world war or not lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaBeeGipson Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, Rhizoctonia said: The more Polar post announcements, the better they get! Give em hell Polar has kept the excitement on the OWF alive More war is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo X Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 I feel like this Sponge character has a bright future. Keep an eye on this up and comer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 FINALLY someone posts a topic in alliance announcements, omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterChief Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 😍 I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wobblies Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 Noice ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrinkledStraw Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 I enjoy this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 Bring it on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted October 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Master Hakai said: FINALLY someone posts a topic in alliance announcements, omg My only thought was WWHD What would Hakai do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komplex Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 What about me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 dundundundadadadadun THEN THE POLAR BEARS ARRIVED! COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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