A1ph4 0m3ga Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 (edited) We’ve fought against one another. We’ve fought with one another. We look around the table and think about everything that has brought us to this moment. With excitement, this family gathers for The Cookout. CCC is running the grill, NATO is bringing the sides, NG is serving the drinks, and FTW is setting up the entertainment. The rules for The Cookout are simple. 1. The Cookout is for Friends - All members of The Cookout commit to their friendship with one another and enjoy their meal together. We share recipes, secrets, and experiences with each other. 2. The Cookout is for Family - If one member of the cookout gets attacked, it’s an attack on the whole family. If someone at the cookout needs to roll heads, they can rally the rest of the cookout for help but it’s not required. 3. The Cookout is Invitation Only - At times, the four inaugural members of The Cookout may invite someone to come to The Cookout. This is a family affair, so all members of The Cookout must agree to send the invite and let them know what they can bring. 4. The Cookout is Exclusive - Because it’s invite only, The Cookout is very exclusive. All members of The Cookout agree not to eat with other groups or participate in other large gatherings. They can still eat meals one on one with others, but other cookouts are forbidden. 5. The Cookout has Rules - if someone at The Cookout needs to be sent home, then the other members of The Cookout must agree unanimously to send them home. If anything about The Cookout needs to be changed, then every member must agree unanimously to the change. 6. The Cookout Never Ends - If someone at The Cookout wants to leave The Cookout they must give 7 days notice so that their contribution to The Cookout can be covered. Signed for CCC lilweirdward - Chancellor, Other Egregious Meat-based Titles Go Here A1ph40m3ga - His Most Gracious and Glorious Majesty, Supreme Sovereign of Smoked Meats, Grilled Delights, and Barbecue Extravaganzas, Grand Master of the Flame and Commander of the Cookout, King of the Grill, Baron of Brisket, Ruler of Ribs, Lord of Low and Slow Cooking, Highness of Hickory, Oak and Mesquite, Grillmeister Extraordinaire, and Chief Connoisseur of Culinary Charisma. Britishdude - CCC High Councilor of Those Barely Active Enough to Sign Treaties Signed for NATO Devo, The Stat Lord - Triumvar Warden, The Treaty Flexer - Triumvar SteelersFan, The Steelers Fan - Triumvar LennyNKarl - Chief Justice, Royal King of NATO Signed for NG Lyanna, Sugar & Violence Kerschbs, Closet Democrat Lenin, The Milkman Erwin Schrodinger, Schrothodoxy Patriarch weebl, Concentrate and Ask Again Caustic, Pope of Non Grata Stewie, Master of the NG Senate Rhizoctonia, RON Steel Ballz Signed for FTW King - Dark Lord Sauron, The All-Seeing Monarch Hand of The King - Pjk11, the sentient Taco Regent - Velocity, only in charge sometimes, probably Council of Lords Lord of State - Velocity, like FL but slightly improved Lord of War - CodArk2, Autocorrect Expect Lord of Internal Affairs - Smitty, Alliance Archivist, & Order of the Northern Light Tl;dr - Official MDoAP The Cookout bloc formed, not MDAP because Velocity doesn’t like fun. Edited March 14 by A1ph4 0m3ga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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