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A Message of Love from Polaris


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Well. None of the last 3 polar leadership groups have been in an overly enviable position FA wise. Guess you had to fall off the fence yall climbed up onto eventually. Hope it all pans out well and you find what you're looking for out there. And that all your nukes get sacrificed to RNJesus. 

 

One night and one more time, thanks for the memories. Even though they weren't so great..

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1 hour ago, Terrence Krillins said:

Well. None of the last 3 polar leadership groups have been in an overly enviable position FA wise. Guess you had to fall off the fence yall climbed up onto eventually. Hope it all pans out well and you find what you're looking for out there. And that all your nukes get sacrificed to RNJesus. 

 

One night and one more time, thanks for the memories. Even though they weren't so great..


You sound angry.

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6 hours ago, Electron Sponge said:

Hey everybody, it's your old friend Electron Sponge, I'd like to do some catching up with you, once again. Over the past couple weeks I have been really busy being super handsome so a few things might have gone without comment, the stupidity of this war for one. I know when things are good for my people and when they aren't. The status quo is not good for Polaris, it does not benefit us in any way.

We are at war with friends, while being aligned with those who may wish us ill. Therefore, it is my happy duty to announce that we have given our 96 hour withdrawal notice to Oculus.

Hell has frozen over. Polaris officially gives its 72 hour notice of the cancellation of the Never Say Never Again treaty with the New Pacific Order.

Polaris also gives the Independent Republic of Orange Nations 72 hours notice of the cancellation of the Right to Arm Bears treaty.

Polaris gives CLAWS 48 hours public notice of the cancellation of the Hibernation Pact.

I know what you're thinking, holy shnikes Sponge it took you this long to do it? Yeah I know. I figured I'd give them a chance before leaving them to their fate.

As a general message to all the alliances currently at war with us, hit me up and we can settle this with a few words. I've sent out some messages, and our military has been ordered to stand down.

There, I fixed Cyber Nations. You're welcome.

your friends,

 

His Excellency Emperor of the New Polar Order, Fleet Admiral Doctor Electron Sponge, OBE, PHD, COD, ASAP, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Conqueror of the Antarctic Lands in General and Godwanaland in Particular, Also Hello

Dajobo, Imperial Regent
EaTeMuP, Man I bet he's freakin furious he couldn't do this one
RandomInterrupt, Imperial Advisor for Trains
tenbob, Minister of Peace
Quantum Leap, Minister of Truth and a very patient lady
JayMillz, Minister of Plenty
Tharu, Minister of Love
Dendarii Federation, Deputy Minister of Peace
Pentix, Deputy Minister of Plenty

 

and the Body Republic of the New Polar Order, the best looking group of people on Bob

 

Poor EatEM.  You could have let him post it ES!!

 

I remember when I cancelled Pandora's Box....

 

Polar, you're like us...

 

Roquentin said it best a decade ago...

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Just now, firingline said:


If that’s “angry”, what do your alliance’s and your allies’ reaction towards Polar over the last three months get filed under? 

I can actually answer that!

 

Frustrated! and at times absolutely furious!

 

How would your reaction be, you absolute reptile?

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5 hours ago, Electron Sponge said:

Well you know what they say about whatever alliance you're in

 

nothing

 

Who the heck even are the Dark Temples anyway?

 

6 minutes ago, Electron Sponge said:

I can actually answer that!

 

Frustrated! and at times absolutely furious!

 

How would your reaction be, you absolute reptile?

 

These should be the only two labelled cabinets found in a Ministry of Love, maybe one for "Smalll Joy" but that's pushing it.

 

Also congrats on streamlining your FA policy so that it makes sense and you aren't friends with literally everyone for the sake of having multiple worthless security blankets, you truly have fixed CN- for yourselves at least.

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4 minutes ago, Electron Sponge said:

I can actually answer that!

 

Frustrated! and at times absolutely furious!

 

How would your reaction be, you absolute reptile?


Sometimes adversity reveals a person’s true feelings and gives you a good look at their character.

 

Frustration is one thing. We saw a lot more than that out of your “friends”. 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, firingline said:


Sometimes adversity reveals a person’s true feelings and gives you a good look at their character.

 

Frustration is one thing. We saw a lot more than that out of your “friends”. 

 

 

Yeah and you will continue to see it. That's called fighting back.

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12 minutes ago, LittleRena said:

Expected, but still cowardly.

 

Are you implying that Polaris are leaving Oculus and friends because the battle is lost? Because it's only really cowardly if they're doing it to get out of losing....

 

Years and years ago I watched the ambitious electric sponge blow up a variety of alliances and there was nothing that resembled cowardice in his approach. 

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14 minutes ago, Rhizoctonia said:

 

 

Please enlighten everyone why leaving a bloc of safety as well as canceling on the top 3 alliances in the game is cowardly?  

 

Oculus/Doom vengeance war expected when?

 

I can't wait to beat them alongside NpO for a second time.

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