Jason8 Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 From the Desk of Jason8, Crown Prince of Kashmir Recognition of Hostilities vs. Doom Squad Sadly, it has come to my attention that one of Kashmir's members has come under attack by three members of Doom Squad. As a Declaration was made publicly, a public response from Kashmir is due. Kashmir's member performed three spy operations on a member nation of Doom Squad. This member's spies were caught by the Doom Squad nation's anti-espionage team on the third spy attempt. This is unacceptable. The spies that failed were abandoned behind enemy lines and are presumed to be executed by now. Good riddance. In response, Doom Squad did not open dialog with the government of Kashmir to find a peaceful resolution. Instead, Doom Squad initiated a surprise update blitz that caused near-irreversible damage to the Kashmiri nation in question. This is unacceptable behavior from an alliance of their status, and because of this: Kashmir recognizes the hostilities of Doom Squad against her member nation and Kashmir condemns the actions of Doom Squad Diplomatic channels have been opened between Kashmir and Doom Squad at the time of this announcement, however Doom Squad, and more specifically, the first attacking nation, has been extremely difficult to work with. To shed some light on the damage Doom Squad has done to this Kashmir member, screenshots are below. Officially, Jason8 Crown Prince of Kashmir As you can see, a cruise missile is $15,000 and the damage done to the Kashmir member's nation is likely much more than even $500,000,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, Jason8 said: From the Desk of Jason8, Crown Prince of Kashmir Recognition of Hostilities vs. Doom Squad Sadly, it has come to my attention that one of Kashmir's members has come under attack by three members of Doom Squad. As a Declaration was made publicly, a public response from Kashmir is due. Kashmir's member performed three spy operations on a member nation of Doom Squad. This member's spies were caught by the Doom Squad nation's anti-espionage team on the third spy attempt. This is unacceptable. The spies that failed were abandoned behind enemy lines and are presumed to be executed by now. Good riddance. In response, Doom Squad did not open dialog with the government of Kashmir to find a peaceful resolution. Instead, Doom Squad initiated a surprise update blitz that caused near-irreversible damage to the Kashmiri nation in question. This is unacceptable behavior from an alliance of their status, and because of this: Kashmir recognizes the hostilities of Doom Squad against her member nation and Kashmir condemns the actions of Doom Squad Diplomatic channels have been opened between Kashmir and Doom Squad at the time of this announcement, however Doom Squad, and more specifically, the first attacking nation, has been extremely difficult to work with. To shed some light on the damage Doom Squad has done to this Kashmir member, screenshots are below. Officially, Jason8 Crown Prince of Kashmir As you can see, a cruise missile is $15,000 and the damage done to the Kashmir member's nation is likely much more than even $500,000,000. When can I expect nukes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 OwO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 (edited) Boooo Where is SirWilliam? So far this amounts to alot of nothin Edited October 15, 2021 by Lucius Optimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Emperor Daeg Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 Needs more comics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 I don't understand. Your point is that you caused little damage, and we caused a lot of damage? That's how this works. Actions have consequences. You attacked DS, we attacked you back. We didn't use CMs, air, navy or spies - so frankly it could have (and some would argue should have) been much worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 Hey they ain't gonna pay up just because you posted the receipt. Only one way to get that money back and it's destroying theirs- blood for blood. Hostilities should be recognised only with fire; declare war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason8 Posted October 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 19 minutes ago, firingline said: I don't understand. Your point is that you caused little damage, and we caused a lot of damage? That's how this works. Actions have consequences. You attacked DS, we attacked you back. We didn't use CMs, air, navy or spies - so frankly it could have (and some would argue should have) been much worse. Ah, actions have consequences. I suppose that doesn't apply to DS, though, right? You get to do 500,000,00 dongs worth of damage and you just get to walk away, happy as can be, right? To be frank, spy ops could have been run by the Kashmir member in question that, you know, actually did damage. The response from DS was definitely out of line for the initial crime, but with a warchest that small, I'm not surprised you're upset about the chance of losing a cruise missile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, Jason8 said: Ah, actions have consequences. I suppose that doesn't apply to DS, though, right? You get to do 500,000,00 dongs worth of damage and you just get to walk away, happy as can be, right? To be frank, spy ops could have been run by the Kashmir member in question that, you know, actually did damage. The response from DS was definitely out of line for the initial crime, but with a warchest that small, I'm not surprised you're upset about the chance of losing a cruise missile. Watch out. Speak too pointedly you may anger them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 8 minutes ago, Jason8 said: Ah, actions have consequences. I suppose that doesn't apply to DS, though, right? You get to do 500,000,00 dongs worth of damage and you just get to walk away, happy as can be, right? To be frank, spy ops could have been run by the Kashmir member in question that, you know, actually did damage. The response from DS was definitely out of line for the initial crime, but with a warchest that small, I'm not surprised you're upset about the chance of losing a cruise missile. It just doesn't matter how much damage was done. If you spy a member of Doom Squad (or an ally of Doom Squad) you may have visitors show up at about 11:57 p.m. one day. But it wasn't just spying. You also gloated about it - suggesting others should spy me as well, and following that up by calling DS 'pixel huggers'. And so here we are. Put up or shut up. Attack or take your peace and scurry away, hopefully having learned your lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason8 Posted October 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 Just now, firingline said: It just doesn't matter how much damage was done. If you spy a member of Doom Squad (or an ally of Doom Squad) you may have visitors show up at about 11:57 p.m. one day. But it wasn't just spying. You also gloated about it - suggesting others should spy me as well, and following that up by calling DS 'pixel huggers'. And so here we are. Put up or shut up. Attack or take your peace and scurry away, hopefully having learned your lesson. How many wars have you personally fought in? I'm not talking about you fighting a rogue or being a rogue, either. Real wars. Pretty sure that answer is... zero. Congrats, you're a pixel hugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 (edited) 1 minute ago, Jason8 said: How many wars have you personally fought in? I'm not talking about you fighting a rogue or being a rogue, either. Real wars. Pretty sure that answer is... zero. Congrats, you're a pixel hugger. Appears that I'm fighting (and winning) one right now. Sorry I didn't run headlong into a failed war on a bad CB. We can't all pull that off. Edited October 15, 2021 by firingline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, firingline said: Appears that I'm fighting (and winning) one right now. Sorry I didn't run headlong into a failed war on a bad CB. We can't all pull that off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 29 minutes ago, firingline said: Appears that I'm fighting (and winning) one right now. Sorry I didn't run headlong into a failed war on a bad CB. We can't all pull that off. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane0 Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 4 hours ago, Jason8 said: From the Desk of Jason8, Crown Prince of Kashmir Recognition of Hostilities vs. Doom Squad Sadly, it has come to my attention that one of Kashmir's members has come under attack by three members of Doom Squad. As a Declaration was made publicly, a public response from Kashmir is due. Kashmir's member performed three spy operations on a member nation of Doom Squad. This member's spies were caught by the Doom Squad nation's anti-espionage team on the third spy attempt. This is unacceptable. The spies that failed were abandoned behind enemy lines and are presumed to be executed by now. Good riddance. In response, Doom Squad did not open dialog with the government of Kashmir to find a peaceful resolution. Instead, Doom Squad initiated a surprise update blitz that caused near-irreversible damage to the Kashmiri nation in question. This is unacceptable behavior from an alliance of their status, and because of this: Kashmir recognizes the hostilities of Doom Squad against her member nation and Kashmir condemns the actions of Doom Squad Diplomatic channels have been opened between Kashmir and Doom Squad at the time of this announcement, however Doom Squad, and more specifically, the first attacking nation, has been extremely difficult to work with. To shed some light on the damage Doom Squad has done to this Kashmir member, screenshots are below. Officially, Jason8 Crown Prince of Kashmir As you can see, a cruise missile is $15,000 and the damage done to the Kashmir member's nation is likely much more than even $500,000,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Duderonomy Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 Seems like a cheap way to get some casualties to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 Boy, it's really getting serious now. Not sure how you all are ever going to come to peace terms after the level of aggression that I've just seen here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidMustaine Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 20 minutes ago, lilweirdward said: Boy, it's really getting serious now. Not sure how you all are ever going to come to peace terms after the level of aggression that I've just seen here. My guess is: We could start a Where's Waldo cn edition. 🤭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 You’re a man of principle Jason, you should nuke them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic redhead Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, firingline said: Appears that I'm fighting (and winning) one right now. Sorry I didn't run headlong into a failed war on a bad CB. We can't all pull that off. That said, can we take a minute to talk about Firingline's warchest? £174 million is extremely wimpy. Edited October 15, 2021 by Bionic redhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 Warchests are temporary, casualties last forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 Is there anything I can do to help? Thoughts and prayers (obviously) but beyond that just lmk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 4 hours ago, Master Hakai said: Is there anything I can do to help? Thoughts and prayers (obviously) but beyond that just lmk You could send me 9m, 100 tech and 4,000 soldiers. That would help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Bad Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 17 hours ago, firingline said: I don't understand. Your point is that you caused little damage, and we caused a lot of damage? That's how this works. Actions have consequences. You attacked DS, we attacked you back. We didn't use CMs, air, navy or spies - so frankly it could have (and some would argue should have) been much worse. I think the point is he is making fun of you and you can nothing about it. Every time you attack him, every time you engage with him you are giving him what he wants. So one of two things must be true. Either you are working together and you are playing along or you are clueless. If your alliance had gone the diplomatic route and demanded reps for the spying or some other punishment and this never was made public it would have ruined his day. Instead you are just feeding hi sego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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