mochi Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 Aprés le deluge. Quote Long time no see Dear Readers, now that the mandatory conscription order has been rescinded... "What is this? Who are you?" All in due time. For now, I shall introduce myself! Do you remember the weatherman for the grand episode of 'A Murder of Doombirds'? You should. I am delighted to announce that this (yes, me!) planet orbiting being somehow found a crown within these tainted lands alongside Tiki. Do you look at the Wiki? Yes, THAT Wiki. COBRA got updated, finally. Hmm.. What else.. Oh! Quote 1. King Cobra The title of COBRA's monarch. As leading representative and Commander of the alliance, the King is expected to attack first and retreat last. All foreign affairs are handled directly by the King and the Crown Prince. The Crown Prince acts as the hand of the King. Considered to be the successor to the throne; they are specifically chosen by the King to act in their stead should they be incapacitated in some form or another. The Crown Prince swears undying loyalty to COBRA; upholds the values of the Alliance and pursues the path set forth by the King. 2. Royal Guard COBRA's central government. Historically charged with protection of the King, their collective mission is to oversee the military, economic, and internal aspects of the alliance. Members of the Royal Guard are chosen at the discretion of the King and the Crown Prince. 3. Elder The Elders are the most sagacious and veteran members of COBRA who have once served the Alliance as King or a member of the Royal Guard. As Elders; they serve the Alliance as role models, mentors, and judges. The Elder Council operates first and foremost in an advisory capacity to the King and Royal Guard, they may also take on duties of the Royal Guard at the King’s request. 4. Warlord The Rank of Warlord is earned by member states that have gone on the offensive in any major war involving COBRA and/or possess a casualty count of 100,000 or higher. The Warlords act as COBRA's standing army and are given the power to recruit new members. (*****) Chief Warlord (***) 100,000+ Casualties and Nuclear Capable (*) 100,000+ Casualties 5. Prospect Newly recruited member states are considered Prospects and act as defenders of the alliance. Prospects are expected to voice their concerns and post in-game announcements. 6. Dual-Membership Allied states of COBRA held in high-esteem may also be granted the rank of Warlord. This rank can be bestowed upon any allied party at the discretion of the King. Any nation who maintains a state of duality regarding their membership(s) cannot ascend beyond the rank of Warlord. Quote The 10 Orders of COBRA: -"I will not run from a fight -I will not attack a fellow member -I will not lie, cheat, or spy -I will burn pixels for pleasure -I will be cruel, I will smite -I will obey my Commander -I will not plea, beg, or hide -I DO NOT surrender -I will nuke first -I will ask questions never" Who would've guessed the weatherman would get here? I look forward to our future discussions! [ COBRA DISCORD ] King Cobra - General Tiki Crown Prince - Mochi Royal Guard - Teemo Elder Orator - Johnny Apocalypse p.s i didn't post this to the wrong topic. i swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 Ha, this is pretty cool. I never would've thought that anyone could do TDT justice but this was well done. Good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al3efix Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 👏 Congrats Cobra is the best o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velyni Vas Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 Were you disguised as a school this whole time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason8 Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 Happy to see positive movement from COBRA hitting the OWF. Happy to see a floating head chew on the reins and get things in order! COBRA rocks, let's gooooooooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevron Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 Good luck on your newest chapter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 (edited) The birth of a franchise, enjoyed the read. Although a minor side note: granting dual membership at the discretion of the king technically implicates the king. In dual membership scenarios it is often argued that said members actions are that of the alliance they sit on, and thus plausible deniability. By the king passing approval for a nation it also implicates them in the actions of the nation sitting elsewhere. A fix would be to allow for warlords to be granted the ability to become dual members as they see fit. Being promoted to that high of level, they would have already instilled enough trust in cobra to not join an alliance who poses a risk. The King is then also not implicated. Edited March 22, 2021 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapleo Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 Waking up to this was amazing. Didn't think I'd be reading TDT stuff anytime soon. Go rock that bihh, fellas! 7 hours ago, mochi said: -I will burn pixels for pleasure YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!!! Also, never delete that ^ Discord legendary invite link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 Good luck guys! Glad to see a new gov structure put in place :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martialis Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 Nice to see this, Ordo Cyberneticus loves COBRA! ❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Kapleo said: Waking up to this was amazing. Didn't think I'd be reading TDT stuff anytime soon. Go rock that bihh, fellas! YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!!! Also, never delete that ^ Discord legendary invite link. Awww thanks Kap! Congrats guys! Mochi, great graphics as always! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 No questions only casualties. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 10 hours ago, Franz Ferdinand said: Were you disguised as a school this whole time? Case of mistaken identity; that bloke was actually found hanging around with a bunch of crabs. Glad to see this finalised, long live Prince Mochi and COBRA o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapleo Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Lyanna Mormont said: Awww thanks Kap! Congrats guys! Mochi, great graphics as always! Long live the GK!!! 🤍 Edited March 23, 2021 by Kapleo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Kapleo said: Long live the GK!!! 🤍 haha yep, one of the first memes I made for him. I miss him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 ,gif goo lag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted March 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 16 hours ago, Kapleo said: Waking up to this was amazing. Didn't think I'd be reading TDT stuff anytime soon. Go rock that bihh, fellas! YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!!! Also, never delete that ^ Discord legendary invite link. I made sure it was that link specifically. Never forget the roots. o7 Thank you to everyone for a warm and glowing green welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted March 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 (edited) 17 hours ago, Lord Hitchcock said: The birth of a franchise, enjoyed the read. Although a minor side note: granting dual membership at the discretion of the king technically implicates the king. In dual membership scenarios it is often argued that said members actions are that of the alliance they sit on, and thus plausible deniability. By the king passing approval for a nation it also implicates them in the actions of the nation sitting elsewhere. A fix would be to allow for warlords to be granted the ability to become dual members as they see fit. Being promoted to that high of level, they would have already instilled enough trust in cobra to not join an alliance who poses a risk. The King is then also not implicated. As of current, COBRA has 2 dedicated dual members. These members have assisted and helped COBRA in ways they did not need to but regardless went above and beyond to do so. Whilst it may seem simple on pixels the process of which sounds like the King simply points and picks, it is a rather delicate decision to be made and is an extremely rare thing to occur. If such issues as you hypothesize happen, we'll see. It's nice to see you still around on the OWF, Hitchcock. I look forward to a brighter tomorrow. Edited March 23, 2021 by mochi 'Transparency' o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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