Ogaden Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) [b]Fungicide 1:1[/b] Oh you who believe, heed my words. Cast not thine eye over the taudry baubles and trinkets of the fungus. The virtuous man needs not these things. Do not lay with the fungus as you would with a woman, for that is truly an abomination. [b]Fungicide 1:2[/b] Oh you who believe, cast away thine scribbled papers and profane documents with the fungus, what need of you these. Instead arm thine instruments of divine retribution and presseth thee the red buttons of nuclear disapproval upon the wretched fungus. The virtuous man may find all he needs in the divine afterglow of fungal annihilation. [b]Fungicide 1:3[/b] Oh you who believe, beware of false prophets and false revelations, for it is the deceptive cunning of the fungus who whispers poison in the ears of men. Clasp thine cloak tight upon thy body and believe not their whispering lies and deceptions. Take instead thy holy arms and strike against them in righteous fury. [b]Fungicide 1:4[/b] Oh you who believe, hate not your brother or your neighbor, fear not your brother or your neighbor, for this is the brotherhood of man. Take instead thine wroth upon the foul and abhorrent fungus. Edited June 15, 2012 by James Dahl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Girard Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Thanks be to GOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennybronx Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) In the name of the Father, Son, and the MHA Ghosts. Amen Edited June 15, 2012 by lennybronx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Interesting. Someone want to translate what this means? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 I believe it means that GOD has turned its eye upon the Kingdom of Mushroom, and find it full of Wickedness and Vice. Or something like that. But the Kingdom of Mushrooms knows not GOD, and instead worship Allarchon, or some such deity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikita Ilyich Lenin Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 this infringes upon my religious freedoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 This blasphemous post has just assured CCC's intervention on our side, so thanks for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Wow, good work RIA, you finally posted a funny thread, though not in the way you're shooting for I imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander shepard Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 And deliver us away from Doomhouse, VE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 [quote name='Nikita Ilyich Lenin' timestamp='1339781099' post='2984964'] this infringes upon my religious freedoms [/quote] Ah good, good, its all good then. As someone's sig says, "%#&^ your Rights". Nice OP, even though i am too sleepy to make much sense of it. Dont worry it will come to me. Eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted June 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 [quote name='Sardonic' timestamp='1339782734' post='2985002'] Wow, good work RIA, you finally posted a funny thread, though not in the way you're shooting for I imagine. [/quote] While the blessed Random Insanity Alliance is my tribe, I am a mere tribal elder, not a chief. My burden to bear is a burden of prophecy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KemMo Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Judgement shall be passed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Holton Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 A lot of talk... Not so many actual wars... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) Your book will provide excellent warmth for our troops when we burn them, behead your men, and take your women for our own - except for Liz... I wouldn't even wish her on Cheeky. Edited June 15, 2012 by tamerlane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Expects Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Amen brothers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Behold the fate of all who oppose Allarchon and Dave93: [img]http://i.imgur.com/sDJir.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 [quote name='cookavich' timestamp='1339785182' post='2985056'] Behold the fate of all who oppose Allarchon and Dave93: [img]http://i.imgur.com/sDJir.gif[/img] [/quote] We have references! See: CCC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Insha'Archon. May he show no mercy to those who stand in his way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 [quote name='Baltus' timestamp='1339785533' post='2985063'] Insha'Archon. May he show no mercy to those who stand in his way. [/quote] The infidel shall never receive mercy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeKy Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 "fungicide 2012, all of the sf/xx nations are in pm" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) [quote name='CheeKy' timestamp='1339786302' post='2985073'] "fungicide 2012, all of the sf/xx nations are in pm" [/quote] I can feel that our defeat is imminent. [/sarcasm] Edited June 15, 2012 by tamerlane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 [quote name='lennybronx' timestamp='1339779193' post='2984921'] In the name of the Father, Son, and the MHA Ghosts. Amen [/quote] You got me here, this is actually pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Conrad Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 James Dahl, great Pacifican hero of Karma. Bring us your words of wisdom, for we are unworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) [b]Fungicide 1:5[/b] Oh you who believe, do not fear to use the Spartan Shield for it prevents thou from acting on thy words. Edited June 15, 2012 by Centurius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Expects Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 [quote name='Centurius' timestamp='1339795451' post='2985190'] [b]Fungicide 1:5[/b] Oh you who believe, do not fear to use the Spartan Shield for it prevents thou from acting on thy words. [/quote] Aye but thats only marginally worse than being what TOP are these days. I have an equal disrespect for both sets of useless feckwits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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