I would like to apply for the open Head of Skycore religion. I realize that the opening is for an assistant but I believe that after you review my credentials, you will clearly see that I deserve to be in a position of greater gravitas than a mere assistant. As a well respected religious leader with specialization in the areas of religious zealousness and jihad, I believe I not only meet but exceed the qualifications for the position. Unfortunately, I will not formally renounce my status as a member of the Dark Templar but I am more than willing inform you on issues of religious import for a small consultancy fee of 100 tech every 10 days. Please let me know if you accept.