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Hello Gentlemen,

There was a time when Umbrella was allied to the alliance of Fark. Time passed, then abruptly, Fark canceled on us. They believed in the lies of a man named Ramirus Maximus who tricked our internal affairs member into stating that the Fark treaty was a treaty of inconvenience. Suffice to say, we were upset. We tried to make amends but Fark thought we were too much and valued Ramirus over our friendship.

Fark continued to act against our interests. For example, they used their lapdog Myth to probe us for intel, and kept getting their allies to guilt trip us into helping their coalition last war that we never cared for in the beginning. We put up with a lot of their crap, and it piled up over time, just like an overused erection joke. In the end, none of it was worth it, so welp.

Don’t get us wrong, this isn’t our CB. We just don’t really like Fark much!

Also, we feel bad that we never did get a piece of Fark last war. We’re making up for it. Sorry guys.

Also, good job not going into peacemode; Paul Walker appreciates it.

Umbrella hereby declares war on Fark.

Signed,

Domisi, President
Threefingeredguy, Vice President
Lusitan, Field Marshal
Raken, Head Envoy
Dylan Carter, Generator
Illustrious, The Economist
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