Chief Savage Man

I did not know an enemy declaration could ever be this beautiful. It's every target I wanted, every target I didn't know I wanted and even a few more just to keep things exciting.

Somehow this feels like the proper ending to a very long story.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/RBVFzdt.gif[/img]

[center][img]http://i.imgur.com/DkFDh.png[/img][/center] I had, once, lived my life in struggle. My heart, filled with zeal, stormed endlessly at the godless giant who had crushed the faithful of the planet. I prayed nightly for a savior, to free me from my endless fight against this heinous foe. And then He arrived. Allarchon descended from the heavens, with the combined armies of all righteous nations at His back. The giant was struck down, his lands salted, his wealth scattered among the deserving. In this, in what seemed like our hour of glory and victory, I found peace. But yet

[quote name='Rotavele' timestamp='1358667663' post='3080845'] Brittany and I would like to contribute something. [img]http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/7582/umbw.png[/img] [/quote] This is a pretty hilarious turnabout of a crappy MSPaint thing I made for that non-eventful NG-UPN thing way back in what some would consider better times for Umbrella. [img]http://i.imgur.com/xhNDkQz.png[/img] If this was intentional, then a legitimate non-sarcastic good for you. If not, well good job anyway. Luckily for this thread, we have not pulled a UPN on you all!

[quote name='Ogaden' timestamp='1358656826' post='3080680'] [img]http://i.qkme.me/3p615s.jpg[/img] See you soon in my tier Chief :v [/quote] Looking forward to it, tbh. Kicking around NPL mouthbreathers will be convenient with the busy February I'm going to be having.

[quote name='Ogaden' timestamp='1358657073' post='3080685'] Then you ally with SuperFriends 5 minutes before the next war starts [/quote] Well if their memories are as short as everybody else's around here, then that just might work out!

[quote name='shahenshah' timestamp='1358655925' post='3080665'] Everybody gets rolled twice. [/quote] And then?

[quote name='Maelstrom Vortex' timestamp='1358655693' post='3080658'] And I thought I indulged intricate fantasies. [/quote] Also known as 'history'.

Rebuild much faster than our primary enemy, who has skipped out on two of the last three wars, be an insurgent opposition for a while, let the egos in the victorious coalition battle it out, be waiting for chunks to cleave off, worm our way in like defeated alliances past, be waiting when the whole rotten thing collapses under the weight of its own pretense, then kick every horrific poster in this thread directly in the teeth. Provided you win, of course.

The reemergence of the term 'nuke rogue' gives me great hope for the future.

[quote name='Rhizoctonia' timestamp='1358633996' post='3080272'] [/quote] haha domestic violence hilarious modedit: Removed inappropriate graphic.

Staggers are for protracted conflicts where the intent is to ground a particular nation into dust. BIBO is not about completely destroying one of our own. That would just be dumb.

[quote name='Maelstrom Vortex' timestamp='1358632314' post='3080246'] BIBO needs to die.. and no alliance should be permitted to use it. To me it simply is slot filling by another name and I pray Admin steps on it eventually and everyone who has ever confessed to utilizing it. [/quote] You know, I never liked BIBO but if its going to give us more posts like this, then I will defend it to the death.

When all ironimeters have shattered, there is only one level of measurement left to use. [quote name='HeroofTime55' timestamp='1358623544' post='3080122'] This is what passes for "culture" around there? [/quote] [img]http://i797.photobucket.com/albums/yy252/aphilosophicalcock/ironicat.gif[/img]