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[center][b][size=5]An Official Diagnosis of The Brain[/size] [/b]

October 22nd 2012, The global physicians network (during a yearly cat scan) alerted CNS members of the impending fate of The Brain.

Scans revealed, Pseudotumor cerebri.

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To understand what caused this, we had to step outside the hospital into a local airport where TSA has the best radioactive scanners money can buy. Let's see what's inside...

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What do you know? A little bit of this, a little bit of that. A little bit of awesome, but that surprises no one. We are what we digest: sex, drugs, rock n roll and all that comes with it. The Brain blew so many minds we didn't realize that once you hit a certain level of awesome it's possible to implode.

Mortality is inevitable. I think we all knew that when we started this affair with greatness. So don't think of this as an admission of failure. Think of this as the ultimate act of non-$%&@ery, denying the world the chance to dance with The Brain, going out on our own terms.

We'd say it's been grand, and we will say that to those who've been friends over the years. But in reality we don't know half of you half as well as we should like; and we like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

So we ride off into the cyber-sunset to do what all dream of doing at the end of times: drive fast cars and have sex with women.

This...is the end. We're going now. We bid you all a very Brainy farewell. Goodbye.


/s/
Shane-o
mr3looc
theragu40
Xiao Weng
Freelancer


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[quote name='Freelancer' timestamp='1351133257' post='3045002']
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But in reality we don't know half of you half as well as we should like; and we like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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Epic good bye post, rest in peace The Brain.

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Was going to make some lame jib about The Brain and our Hearts, but you deserve so much more than that. One more salute to the a most amazing bunch that we are tremendously honored and humbled to have been treatied to.

o7 The Brain

Also, what Manis said. Except spelled correctly.

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One of my favorite alliances to travel to. I pleasantly enjoyed the intelligence and sense of integrity that permeated from The Brain, though we only had six months or so to talk. I am truly sad to see this alliance disband, though I felt in my heart that this day was coming. One last hurrah for some great people!

o/ The Brain

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[quote][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][center]But in reality we don't know half of you half as well as we should like; and we like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.[/quote][/center][/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][center] :awesome:[/center][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][center] love the reference.[/center][/font][/color]

'tis too bad, you guys made entertaining announcements. Best of luck.

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[quote name='Dochartaigh' timestamp='1351139049' post='3045023']
Sorry to see y'all go Brain. I always liked y'all. Hope you stick around Freelancer and Xiao.
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Xiao and I have transcended to a higher realm, the other’s will be joining us shortly.

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