Lyanna Mormont Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Introducing the Shenanigans Consortium: A Flavorful Fusion In an unprecedented union, The Cookout and Dos Equis have combined forces, creating a historic bond that resonates throughout Planet Bob. This treaty embodies unity, much like the way a cookout unites people for a joyous occasion. Just as diverse flavors mingle on the grill, our two distinct blocs have come together to form a harmonious collaboration. Just as a cold beer complements perfectly with grilled meat, the Shenanigans Consortium promises an unforgettable camaraderie and cooperation. Raise your glasses to a blend that brings people together in the spirit of togetherness and collaboration like never before. Article I: Sovereignty - Heard, Chef! While this treaty conjoins the signatory blocs in mission and purpose, they recognize that each bloc, and their member alliances within, maintains its own sovereignty and political independence in matters, be they internal or foreign. Each bloc commits to respect this independence, and will do its best to protect the sovereignty of the other, as well as refuse to interfere in the other’s affairs without request or approval. Article II: Intelligence and Recipe Sharing In the spirit of true friendship, both signatories pledge honesty and trust. Each party agrees to share any and all information that concerns the defense of their mutual interests, as well as the individual interests of respective partners. They will strive to work together in the face of intelligence that works against their interests. Article III: Military Affairs and How we Protect Each Other from Bad Yelp Reviews A treaty would not be a true treaty without a signed agreement to join together in battle when the need arises. This treaty is no different, and both parties hereby commit to stand by each other’s side, both individually and collectively. Section A-1: Intra-alliance Defense - Karens are Attacking and We Will Too Should any individual alliance of one of the signatories find itself under attack, this treaty permits any alliance from the other signatory the option, but not the obligation, to come to their defense, if needed. This clause may be superseded by any treaties with a stronger obligation, or by Section B. Section A-2: Intra-alliance Offense - BYOB Nights At times, one alliance of either signatory may find the need or interest to declare a war of aggression. Should this occur, this treaty permits any alliance from the other signatory the option to join their ally in the attack. Section B-1: Bloc Defense - Never Too Many Chefs in the Kitchen In the event that either signatory is called into collective action in defense of a member alliance, the other signatory is hereby obligated to come to their defense in whatever capacity as required. Should this clause be activated as a result of “treaty chaining,” then the other signatory’s commitment is optional, although heavily encouraged. Section B-2: Bloc Offense - You Bring the Beer, We Got the Meat In the event that either signatory determines that it is in their best interests to declare a war of aggression, the other signatory is granted the option, but not the obligation, to commit their bloc in attack in any capacity is desired. Article IV: Paperwork Formalities - Recipes Can Change Section A-1: Bloc Changes Pursuant to Article I, both signatories recognize each other’s sovereignty, including over any changes that they may make to their bloc. This includes, but is not limited to, adding or removing a member alliance, or amending their own bloc’s treaty. No changes that either signatory makes to their own bloc shall require any sort of vote or approval by the other signatory, and shall be respected. Section A-2: Amendments - Menu Approval Any changes to any text within this treaty shall require a unanimous approval from all member alliances of both signatories. Section A-3: Cancellation - Kitchen Closing Should either signatory wish to exit this consortium, they may do so by providing two weeks of advance notice to the other signatory. The Cookout: NATO: Signatures for NATO (aka NPO Slayers United): Triumvirate: - Devo - SteelersFan - Warden Chief Justice: - LennyNKarl Members of the Secretariat: - GearHead - Not the Carlton - Asapilu Freehold of the Wolves: King - Dark Lord Sauron Regent - Smitty, Order of the Northern Lights Hand Of The King - Taco Council of Lords Lord of State - Velocity Lord of War - CodArk Deputy Lord of War - Reginald Stuart Lord of Economic Affairs - Joseph Black/Muddog Deputy Lord of Economic Affairs - Dramaus Lord of Internal Affairs - Canik Deputy Lord of Internal Affairs - DFA Mr. Fox Deputy Lady of Internal Affairs - Flygirl Christian Coalition of Countries: CCC High Council: lilweirdward - Chancellor, Other Egregious Titles Go Here A1ph40m3ga - His Most Gracious and Glorious Majesty, Supreme Sovereign of Smoked Meats, Grilled Delights, and Barbecue Extravaganzas, Grand Master of the Flame and Commander of the Cookout, King of the Grill, Baron of Brisket, Ruler of Ribs, Lord of Low and Slow Cooking, Highness of Hickory, Oak and Mesquite, Grillmeister Extraordinaire, and Chief Connoisseur of Culinary Charisma. Britishdude - CCC High Councilor of Those Barely Active Enough to Sign Treaties Non Grata: Lyanna, Sugar & Violence Kerschbs, The Nice One Lenin, The Milkman Erwin Schrodinger, Schrothodoxy Patriarch weebl, Concentrate and Ask Again Rhizoctonia, RON Steel Ballz Caustic, Pope of Non Grata Stewie, God-Emperor Dos Equis: New Polar Order: Quantum Leap, Empress Medic32 , Imperial Regent 73MPL4R, Minister of Love Dendarii, Minister of Peace JadenStar10, Minister of Plenty electron sponge, Minister of Truth Tharu, Deputy Minister of Love guus87, Deputy Minister of Peace Skaros Thunderbane, Deputy Minister of Plenty Dubh Caireallain, Deputy Minister of Truth Random, The Wonder Dog Random Insanity Alliance: ~ Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos ~ im317, Cactimus Prime, Former Elder of PotD, Forger of Shadow's signature, Former Maroon Trade Czar, Enemy of Spelling, Order of the Northern Light, Secretly a Dog ~ brian, Imperial Potentate, Dovahkiin, Tsar of All Creation, Master of Coinpurse, Sultan of Swat, King of Clout, Pokemon Bolder Badge Holder ~ Croix - ShadowSlayer's boss and/or internal something ~ cctmsp13 - somehow still viceroy Mostly Harmless Alliance: MHA Triumvirate: Nishiyoshi. The Doogan. Qldvespanut. Farkistan: One Eighty Two - First of his Name, UltraFarker, Submitter, and Guardian of the Greenlight 905 – Squirrel, and Principal Progenitor of the Worldwide Nut Collection Guild TF Council Arcane – Speaker of the Council & Supreme Sovereign of the Institute for Creative Interpretation of Cloud Shapes BozDaBoz – Brian Bosworth impersonator SlickJohnson – Jiffy Lube Franchisee DRI – The Decider In Chief Yak - Speaker Emeritus The Reviews Are In! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1ph4 0m3ga Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 A new day dawns! o/ The Cookout o/ Dos Equis o/ Shenanigans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dev0win Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Thar be Shenanigans afoot o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Great day. Death to Pacifica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Excited to see how this union moves forward in the future. Also a special thank you to everyone who participated in the Shenanigans reviews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauron Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Our shenanigans will be cheeky and fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Caustic Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Rebel Virginia said: Great day. Death to Pacifica. Great day. Death to Pacifica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KameraadLenin Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 (edited) The reviews are too good lmao I am absolutely pumped that this has been posted, looking forward to working with XX in one of the best themed bloc to bloc treaties in CN history Thank you too everyone who put the work in to make this happen Edited August 23, 2023 by KameraadLenin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 (edited) All Hail shenanigans Edited August 23, 2023 by Stewie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Honestly thought this was already a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weebl2000 Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MutedFaith Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Its been a while since I was allied to XX. Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cydonian Knight Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Grilled meat and beer, oh boy what a combination! Here's hoping the shenanigans will be many and excellent o/ Dos Equis o/ The Cookout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piejonk Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Terms of the next global: 1) White peace disabled 2) All alliances on the losing side have to either: a) Disband completely b) Discard all their treaties and start fresh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the doogan Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Mhail shenanigans! 🤠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic redhead Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Ooh I do like shenanigans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamange Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 What about henanigans or theynanigans? Or maybe pananigans? Come on, this is 2023, show some inclusivity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Rock them shenanigans! Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaBeeGipson Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 32 minutes ago, kerschbs said: Excited to see how this union moves forward in the future. Also a special thank you to everyone who participated in the Shenanigans reviews. My consent was never requested during those reviews. Here it is now. Shenanigans are always welcome Congrats on this Bloc-Bloc Treaty! The theme is nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo X Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Blamange said: What about henanigans or theynanigans? Or maybe pananigans? Come on, this is 2023, show some inclusivity. NG are considered "boogeyfolk". Is that inclusive enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The R00STER Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Congratulations... ...on sucking! Eat dirt nerds! Ps: congrats on formalizing your sphere a little more. Can't wait to do like fun stuff with some of you in the near'ish future... I'm looking at you Berbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KameraadLenin Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Blamange said: What about henanigans or theynanigans? Or maybe pananigans? Come on, this is 2023, show some inclusivity. only shenanigans can sustain me Edited August 23, 2023 by KameraadLenin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo X Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Just now, Terrence Krillins said: Can't wait to do like fun stuff with some of you in the near'ish future... Like what? I don't follow. Be more specific. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The R00STER Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Van Hoo X said: Like what? I don't follow. Be more specific. Bake cakes. Obviously. Thought that went without saying. We're gonna square off in our own little baking competition. Loser has to join DT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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