Unforeseen Conflict Resolution (UCR)

[Lord Hershey]

We, the Friends of Doom (DBDC, DW, DT and DS), hereby resume the hostilities with the Union Of Communist Republics (UCR).

 

On October 28th 2021, an agreement was reached with UCR, with peace being achieved on certain terms.

 

I draw your attention to Section 4 of the agreed terms:

“UCR agrees that a diplomatic solution should have been tried before resorting to military action in defense of nations that we are not allied to. MrMarx, as the leader of UCR, apologies to Al Bundy for not attempting diplomacy.”

 

Well, here we are. UCR is deemed to have breached Section #4 of the peace terms. A diplomatic solution concerning USN (United Socialist Nations) and DW was not actioned, as a result of an undisclosed treaty between USN and UCR that has not been formally recognized by Planet Bob, nor has said Planet Bob been made aware. And rather than seek a diplomatic section as per Section #4, UCR has proceeded to “recognize hostilities” against DW and seek a more aggressive, undiplomatic and a more twisted form of justice.

“On April 22, forces of the Doom Wolves launched an ideologically motivated imperialist assault on the United Socialist Nations, a protectorate of the Union of Communist Republics. The UCR views all attacks against it's protectorates as attacks against itself.”

 

The question you're all thinking is how is DW supposed to be aware of such a tie between USN and UCR, given that it has not been disclosed on USN’s alliance biography or any prior alliance announcement elsewhere. But thanks to the investigative works of Franz Ferdinand, it has been determined that the UCR’s alliance biography was updated a day after the raid by DW. This not only legitimizes the raid, but completely invalidates the course of action that UCR have taken.

 

 

 

Since then DW has made moves to establish peace, but this has been met with further attacks. Therefore, as per Section #5 of the peace terms agreed on 28th October 2021, an attempt at diplomacy was initiated in order to achieve a resolution. This has not been reached, leaving with no alternative, but to resume hostilities with UCR. May the swift axe of Doom justice smite thee down.

 

Friends of Doom:

For Dark Templar (DT),
Sarkin- Triumvir
SCM - Triumvir
BTC - Triumvir
Deathsmile - HToD
 
For Doombird Doomcave (DBDC),
Dagny Taggart - EmperorBird III
Javier360 - Huitzilopochtli's GoldenBird
 
For Doom Squad (DS),
Lord Hershey - The Anointed
Hershicus - The Anointed's Advisor
 
For Doom Wolves (DW),
Al Bundy - Alpha
Admiral Alexander - Alpha

[Johnny Apocalypse]

So the answer to my question to firingline "Unless you think Doom Wolves can't handle UCR on their own?" is a resounding no. Talk about overkill eh?

 

Well, you do you I guess. 

[firingline]

Just now, Johnny Apocalypse said:

So the answer to my question to firingline "Unless you think Doom Wolves can't handle UCR on their own?" is a resounding no. Talk about overkill eh?

 

Well, you do you I guess. 

 

Actions have consequences.

 

UCR can't seem to stand by their word and coexist with our allies. So we'll solve that problem, one way or another.

[Johnny Apocalypse]

Just now, firingline said:

 

Actions have consequences.

 

UCR can't seem to stand by their word and coexist with our allies. So we'll solve that problem, one way or another.

 

Quite the turnout too, seems maybe UCR weren't the only ones looking for a fight.

[firingline]

1 minute ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:

 

Quite the turnout too, seems maybe UCR weren't the only ones looking for a fight.

 

When you break peace terms of a conflict months after the end of said conflict, that conflict typically resumes.

 

That's how this has always worked.

 

[berbers]

I am the dog.  I am the bees.  When I bark I shoot myself at my enemies.

 

You have been warned UCR.

[Johnny Apocalypse]

1 minute ago, firingline said:

 

When you break peace terms of a conflict months after the end of said conflict, that conflict typically resumes.

 

That's how this has always worked.

 

I wasn't arguing with you, just making an observation.

[Sarkin]

Live feed of the war.

[White Chocolate]

37 minutes ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:

So the answer to my question to firingline "Unless you think Doom Wolves can't handle UCR on their own?" is a resounding no. Talk about overkill eh?

 

Doom Wolves are simply willing to share their hunt with others.  That’s all.  

[firingline]

13 minutes ago, White Chocolate said:

Doom Wolves are simply willing to share their hunt with others.  That’s all.  

 

Go away.

[AL Bundy]

1 hour ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:

So the answer to my question to firingline "Unless you think Doom Wolves can't handle UCR on their own?" is a resounding no. Talk about overkill eh?

 

Well, you do you I guess. 

DW never asked for assistance, I betting my nation alone would make UCR beg for peace in a week, but when your friends of Doom and you break agreements, no asking is necessary, so they will beg a bit faster...

 

Planet Bob can sign all the treaties they want, but I like allies I don't have to have a week discussion with to get some action out of. 

 

Come and join me @Johnny Apocalypse, you know you want too!

 

AL

 

[Komplex]

I just wish I was in range with them!

[Starcraftmazter]

How dare UCR start this fight just as I'm going on holidays?

 

[James Maximus]

Happy hunting to everyone except fire lanes. 

[The Big Bad]

Just say Doom Wolves cluelessly wandered into trouble again and needed help and so we are helping them clean up another mess.  Much better than the nonsense posted.  How much diplomacy was conducted before they attacked USN?  None.  The rule of Bob has always been you take risks when raiding sometimes it bites you in the ass.  So that is what happened, you just want to keep the bite from being too big.  You could give a crap about diplomacy.  We are in the last days of Bob lets try and be honest now.  Now go fight a war that has no side I like or hate.  

[Martialis]

Bombing the communists is always good. 

[firingline]

6 minutes ago, The Big Bad said:

Just say Doom Wolves cluelessly wandered into trouble again and needed help and so we are helping them clean up another mess.  Much better than the nonsense posted.  How much diplomacy was conducted before they attacked USN?  None.  The rule of Bob has always been you take risks when raiding sometimes it bites you in the ass.  So that is what happened, you just want to keep the bite from being too big.  You could give a crap about diplomacy.  We are in the last days of Bob lets try and be honest now.  Now go fight a war that has no side I like or hate.  

You know better. The rule of Bob has always been that if you break peace terms against a superior opponent, the war resumes.

 

UCR *specifically agreed* to not do what they just did.

 

Now we are going to teach them a lesson about abiding by terms.

[kerschbs]

10 minutes ago, firingline said:

You know better. The rule of Bob has always been that if you break peace terms against a superior opponent, the war resumes.

 

UCR *specifically agreed* to not do what they just did.

 

Now we are going to teach them a lesson about abiding by terms.

You’re not wrong, but I’ll take it one further.

 

The real rule of Bob is might makes right. Doom and friends have more pixels and just enough testicular fortitude to hit the commies who did something stupid and are a tiny fraction of your size. I don’t disagree with it (and I support Al’s shenanigans because they’re amusing) but let’s be real this is like kicking children.

 

I hate these type of rollings because they’re boring but that doesn’t make them unjustified, just overkill. 

[AL Bundy]

47 minutes ago, The Big Bad said:

Just say Doom Wolves cluelessly wandered into trouble again and needed help and so we are helping them clean up another mess.  Much better than the nonsense posted.  How much diplomacy was conducted before they attacked USN?  None.  The rule of Bob has always been you take risks when raiding sometimes it bites you in the ass.  So that is what happened, you just want to keep the bite from being too big.  You could give a crap about diplomacy.  We are in the last days of Bob lets try and be honest now.  Now go fight a war that has no side I like or hate.  

hahaha so your saying a 10 day old nation with 2 day seniority to an alliance (doom wolves newbie)…. hits a one man alliance with a 1k nation, that has no mention of being protected in his alliance bio or nation page (this USN nation). That my whole alliance should be attacked over it without a hey man, did you see your newbie hit one of our protected nations? hahaha Well that a Bob I want to live in hahaha.

 

hmmmrrr maybe you should just go back to sitting on the sidelines with your little nation and do nothing... thanks  

 

AL 

[DeathAdder]

58 minutes ago, The Big Bad said:

Just say Doom Wolves cluelessly wandered into trouble again and needed help and so we are helping them clean up another mess.  Much better than the nonsense posted.  How much diplomacy was conducted before they attacked USN?  None.  The rule of Bob has always been you take risks when raiding sometimes it bites you in the ass.  So that is what happened, you just want to keep the bite from being too big.  You could give a crap about diplomacy.  We are in the last days of Bob lets try and be honest now.  Now go fight a war that has no side I like or hate.  

 

Your attempts at propaganda become increasingly more !@#$%* the older you get. Just go sit in a corner.

 

 

Good luck to our friends and allies in this conflict. Attacking the entirety of an alliance over a single newb raiding is just pathetic and the continuation of this war is one of the more valid CB's Bob has seen in recent years.

[AL Bundy]

Just now, DeathAdder said:

 

Your attempts at propaganda become increasingly more !@#$%* the older you get. Just go sit in a corner.

 

 

Good luck to our friends and allies in this conflict. Attacking the entirety of an alliance over a single newb raiding is just pathetic and the continuation of this war is one of the more valid CB's Bob has seen in recent years.

Got to love some @DeathAdder haha Been too long man!

 

AL

Edited April 26, 2022 by AL Bundy

[Johnny Apocalypse]

1 hour ago, kerschbs said:

You’re not wrong, but I’ll take it one further.

 

The real rule of Bob is might makes right. Doom and friends have more pixels and just enough testicular fortitude to hit the commies who did something stupid and are a tiny fraction of your size. I don’t disagree with it (and I support Al’s shenanigans because they’re amusing) but let’s be real this is like kicking children.

 

I hate these type of rollings because they’re boring but that doesn’t make them unjustified, just overkill. 

Let's hope this overkill is more of a means to encouraging a swift end to the conflict itself, rather than a gratuitous curbstomp for the sake of it.

 

Less gloating would be nice at the very least as it's clear Doom have the upper-hand militarily (I didn't even know UCR had enough people in range of DBDC/DT to justify their involvement). Kicking the children is an apt description here.

 

If it is diplomacy you all sought in the first place, then I'm sure they will be happy to oblige any sincere approaches from you. If trust is a matter of concern? Then as a fellow Brown team nation I am happy to facilitate this process as a mediator if needs must. I appreciate your desire to "teach a lesson" but attention spans in lessons are short and grudges are entrenched if the lessons extend beyond said attention span.

 

[Johnny Apocalypse]

1 hour ago, DeathAdder said:

Attacking the entirety of an alliance over a single newb raiding is just pathetic and the continuation of this war is one of the more valid CB's Bob has seen in recent years.

P sure NPO have used exactly those pretenses to initiate a curbstomp on someone (or at least had one of their acolytes start a war for them against another alliance citing said pretenses)

 

Basically any instance where NPO gov bemoan how pathetic a CB is should be taken with a massive pinch of salt.

Edited April 26, 2022 by Johnny Apocalypse

[firingline]

44 minutes ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:

Let's hope this overkill is more of a means to encouraging a swift end to the conflict itself, rather than a gratuitous curbstomp for the sake of it.

 

Less gloating would be nice at the very least as it's clear Doom have the upper-hand militarily (I didn't even know UCR had enough people in range of DBDC/DT to justify their involvement). Kicking the children is an apt description here.

 

If it is diplomacy you all sought in the first place, then I'm sure they will be happy to oblige any sincere approaches from you. If trust is a matter of concern? Then as a fellow Brown team nation I am happy to facilitate this process as a mediator if needs must. I appreciate your desire to "teach a lesson" but attention spans in lessons are short and grudges are entrenched if the lessons extend beyond said attention span.

 

 

Unfortunately we've been down this road before. Our preference is a quick war, with light terms and a quick diplomatic resolution.

 

UCR has spat in our face and taken advantage of our generosity. 

 

I'm not sure what makes you think your involvement in peace terms would provide any more assurance to Doom Sphere. Do you have the ability to control UCR? If not, I'm not sure what value you bring to the equation...

[Johnny Apocalypse]

4 minutes ago, firingline said:

 

Unfortunately we've been down this road before. Our preference is a quick war, with light terms and a quick diplomatic resolution.

 

UCR has spat in our face and taken advantage of our generosity. 

 

I'm not sure what makes you think your involvement in peace terms would provide any more assurance to Doom Sphere. Do you have the ability to control UCR? If not, I'm not sure what value you bring to the equation...

That is up for your betters to determine.