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The (upgraded) Rules of Acquisition Accords (MDoA)
 

Preamble: The best deal is the one that brings the most profit. CLAWS and The First Order have found our previous contract to be most profitable. Therefore, we are expanding our contract as follows:

Article I, Rule 17: A Contract is a Contract is a Contract...but only between Ferengi
Both parties hereby agree to maintain harmonious relations; to cooperate on any and all business matters, and disputes in the pursuit of profit

Article II, Rule 35: Peace is Good for Business
Both parties hereby agree to not interfere with each other's profit margins. Neither shall either party commit acts of military aggression, nor acts of industrial sabotage nor copyright infringement, nor embezzlement. Established and regular commerce may continue with a competing third-party but the other party is encouraged to consider other revenue streams.

Article III, Rule 74: Knowledge equals Profit
Both parties hereby agree that any intelligence or otherwise sensitive information shared between the two will not be passed on to any third party without permission. Never let the competition know what you’re thinking. Both parties also agree to share information with the other party relevant to their profit, including all potential threats against the other.

Article IV, Rule 34 and Rule 125: War is Good for Business, but You Can’t Make a Deal if You’re Dead.
If one party finds itself being worked out of the market by another enterprise, the other party shall back the one being moved against. The parties are unable to continue the contract if one is taken out of business after all. On the other hand, if one party finds a good opportunity to take out a rival, it shall be shared with the other and the other may, but is not obligated, to share in the venture.

Article V, Rule 57: Good customers are almost as rare as Latinum - treasure them.
Both parties agree to open their markets up to one another, free of tariff or tax, so that they may both benefit from a substantial profit.

Article VI, Rule 6: Never allow family to stand in the way of Opportunity
Should either party wish to pursue more profitable ventures, they are required to notify the respective parties within 96 hours of nullification.
 

Signed for CLAWS
Co-Leaders
@Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts
@White Chocolate, GATO Dictator Elect
Grand Inquisitor: @Randalla
Ministers
Minister of Internal Affairs: @tehol
Minister of Foreign Affairs and Couping Jazzy, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy: @Tevron
Minister-At-Large: @Magical Muslim
Advisory Council
Advisor of Defense: @Clash
Advisor of Economics: @rs1787
Advisor of Recruitment: @Bohemond Hauteville

 

Signed for TFO
Supreme Leader: @James Maximus
Grand Admiral/FA: @Neforatu
General Staff Defense: @Lord Cabbage
Econ: @BMTH

Edited by Bohemond Hauteville
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15 minutes ago, Kapleo said:

Where is Masta?

He retired a while ago. 

15 minutes ago, Kapleo said:

Also, congratulations!

Thank you!

 

 

 

CLAWS have been fantastic friends and allies to TFO since our inception and I’m happy and proud to see this upgrade posted. 

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8 hours ago, James Maximus said:

He retired a while ago. 

Well... I'm very sad to read this. I wish you guys luck though. 

 

8 hours ago, James Maximus said:

CLAWS have been fantastic friends and allies to TFO since our inception and I’m happy and proud to see this upgrade posted. 

Glad to hear your allies are treating you alright. My best regards to you and all of TFO, even if we are not fishing in the same pond anymore. Seems like it was yesterday that we were protecting you guys as new micros. Look at you all now. Maybe our paths will cross again someday, hopefully. 

Edited by Kapleo
I shouldn't really feel sad for anyone retiring so, best wishes to Masta.
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2 hours ago, Kapleo said:

Well... I'm very sad to read this. I wish you guys luck though. 

 

Glad to hear your allies are treating you alright. My best regards to you and all of TFO, even if we are not fishing in the same pond anymore. Seems like it was yesterday that we were protecting you guys as new micros. Look at you all now. Maybe our paths will cross again someday, hopefully. 

Appreciate it man, we haven’t forgotten all that TPF did for us I’m sure we’ll meet up again sometime. 

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19 hours ago, Rebel Virginia said:

So, you're saying that everything you know was taught to you by BMTH?


It was a 50/50 BMTH and Franz upbringing with hint of guidance from Unkownsmurf.

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5 hours ago, Lord Hitchcock said:


I learned a lot in Non Grata too, and then shared it with Claws.

 

Cheers for that btw, me and the gang were real glad that we got to dance on their faces for a week after they botched the use of the intel- but that part isn't really on you. Me and Stewie must've averaged about 10 hours sleep between us that week but I can say the end (if only relatively brief) result was a very happy COBRA at least :)

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