Bohemond Hauteville Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 (edited) The (upgraded) Rules of Acquisition Accords (MDoA) Preamble: The best deal is the one that brings the most profit. CLAWS and The First Order have found our previous contract to be most profitable. Therefore, we are expanding our contract as follows:Article I, Rule 17: A Contract is a Contract is a Contract...but only between Ferengi Both parties hereby agree to maintain harmonious relations; to cooperate on any and all business matters, and disputes in the pursuit of profitArticle II, Rule 35: Peace is Good for Business Both parties hereby agree to not interfere with each other's profit margins. Neither shall either party commit acts of military aggression, nor acts of industrial sabotage nor copyright infringement, nor embezzlement. Established and regular commerce may continue with a competing third-party but the other party is encouraged to consider other revenue streams.Article III, Rule 74: Knowledge equals Profit Both parties hereby agree that any intelligence or otherwise sensitive information shared between the two will not be passed on to any third party without permission. Never let the competition know what you’re thinking. Both parties also agree to share information with the other party relevant to their profit, including all potential threats against the other.Article IV, Rule 34 and Rule 125: War is Good for Business, but You Can’t Make a Deal if You’re Dead. If one party finds itself being worked out of the market by another enterprise, the other party shall back the one being moved against. The parties are unable to continue the contract if one is taken out of business after all. On the other hand, if one party finds a good opportunity to take out a rival, it shall be shared with the other and the other may, but is not obligated, to share in the venture.Article V, Rule 57: Good customers are almost as rare as Latinum - treasure them. Both parties agree to open their markets up to one another, free of tariff or tax, so that they may both benefit from a substantial profit.Article VI, Rule 6: Never allow family to stand in the way of Opportunity Should either party wish to pursue more profitable ventures, they are required to notify the respective parties within 96 hours of nullification. Signed for CLAWSCo-Leaders@Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts@White Chocolate, GATO Dictator Elect Grand Inquisitor: @RandallaMinisters Minister of Internal Affairs: @tehol Minister of Foreign Affairs and Couping Jazzy, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy: @Tevron Minister-At-Large: @Magical MuslimAdvisory Council Advisor of Defense: @Clash Advisor of Economics: @rs1787 Advisor of Recruitment: @Bohemond Hauteville Signed for TFO Supreme Leader: @James Maximus Grand Admiral/FA: @Neforatu General Staff Defense: @Lord Cabbage Econ: @BMTH Edited November 17, 2021 by Bohemond Hauteville Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 (edited) BMTH was one of my first mentors, glad to see him on this list. Great treaty you two Edited November 17, 2021 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapleo Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Where is Masta? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapleo Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Also, congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 15 minutes ago, Kapleo said: Where is Masta? He retired a while ago. 15 minutes ago, Kapleo said: Also, congratulations! Thank you! CLAWS have been fantastic friends and allies to TFO since our inception and I’m happy and proud to see this upgrade posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapleo Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, James Maximus said: He retired a while ago. Well... I'm very sad to read this. I wish you guys luck though. 8 hours ago, James Maximus said: CLAWS have been fantastic friends and allies to TFO since our inception and I’m happy and proud to see this upgrade posted. Glad to hear your allies are treating you alright. My best regards to you and all of TFO, even if we are not fishing in the same pond anymore. Seems like it was yesterday that we were protecting you guys as new micros. Look at you all now. Maybe our paths will cross again someday, hopefully. Edited November 18, 2021 by Kapleo I shouldn't really feel sad for anyone retiring so, best wishes to Masta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Kapleo said: Well... I'm very sad to read this. I wish you guys luck though. Glad to hear your allies are treating you alright. My best regards to you and all of TFO, even if we are not fishing in the same pond anymore. Seems like it was yesterday that we were protecting you guys as new micros. Look at you all now. Maybe our paths will cross again someday, hopefully. Appreciate it man, we haven’t forgotten all that TPF did for us I’m sure we’ll meet up again sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 7 hours ago, James Maximus said: CLAWS have been fantastic friends and allies to TFO since our inception and I’m happy and proud to see this upgrade posted. Hail TFO! Hail CLAWS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 On 11/16/2021 at 8:41 PM, Lord Hitchcock said: BMTH was one of my first mentors, glad to see him on this list. Great treaty you two So, you're saying that everything you know was taught to you by BMTH? It's no wonder then you're such a knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 7 hours ago, Rebel Virginia said: So, you're saying that everything you know was taught to you by BMTH? It's no wonder then you're such a knob. I can feel your anger. It gives you focus, makes you stronger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrinkledStraw Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 18 hours ago, Rebel Virginia said: So, you're saying that everything you know was taught to you by BMTH? It's no wonder then you're such a knob. We were all thinkin' it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted November 19, 2021 Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 19 hours ago, Rebel Virginia said: So, you're saying that everything you know was taught to you by BMTH? It was a 50/50 BMTH and Franz upbringing with hint of guidance from Unkownsmurf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted November 19, 2021 Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 51 minutes ago, CrinkledStraw said: We were all thinkin' it. I learned a lot in Non Grata too, and then shared it with Claws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted November 19, 2021 Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 Specific user drives engagement exponentially Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted November 19, 2021 Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 5 hours ago, Lord Hitchcock said: I learned a lot in Non Grata too, and then shared it with Claws. Cheers for that btw, me and the gang were real glad that we got to dance on their faces for a week after they botched the use of the intel- but that part isn't really on you. Me and Stewie must've averaged about 10 hours sleep between us that week but I can say the end (if only relatively brief) result was a very happy COBRA at least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted November 20, 2021 Report Share Posted November 20, 2021 On 11/17/2021 at 11:46 PM, Rebel Virginia said: So, you're saying that everything you know was taught to you by BMTH? It's no wonder then you're such a knob. Slob on this knob, kindly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defiled Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 This is the quality of OP I miss. Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehol Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 Late to the party but yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crymson Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 @James Maximus Meet me somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 OH HI CRYMSON OF NON GRATA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 18 hours ago, Crymson said: @James Maximus Meet me somewhere. Sure Exegol at 5pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crymson Posted December 10, 2021 Report Share Posted December 10, 2021 On 12/5/2021 at 7:59 AM, Johnny Apocalypse said: OH HI CRYMSON OF NON GRATA Still at it ten years later, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crymson Posted December 10, 2021 Report Share Posted December 10, 2021 On 12/5/2021 at 8:51 AM, James Maximus said: Sure Exegol at 5pm. Bzzt. How soon you forget. The correct response was along the lines of threatening to smoke me, telling me your whole family's on the police force, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 1:26 AM, Crymson said: Bzzt. How soon you forget. The correct response was along the lines of threatening to smoke me, telling me your whole family's on the police force, etc. I think you have me mistaken for someone else lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crymson Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 4 hours ago, James Maximus said: I think you have me mistaken for someone else lol Nah, it's a joke between us from eight years ago that I suppose you've forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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