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[size=36pt][b]Eviction Notice:[/b][/size]

It seems The Ornery Paradoxians find it cleansing to seek redress of an ancient grudge. And other Alliances are eager to follow TOP on a journey down memory lane to recall those who have inflicted butthurt in the past.

We salute TOP for their bravery in admitting that all those lonely tear-filled nights were the result of unresolved grudges, and in doing so, we decided to review our Super-Sekrit List of Possible War Reasons in Order of Importance and select one of the highest priority for our CB:
[list]
[li][s]Attacked Fark[/s][/li]
[li][s]Attacked one of our Fark’s friends[/s][/li]
[li][s]Committed a great injustice on Bob[/s][/li]
[li][s]Spied on Fark[/s][/li]
[li][s]Spied on an ally[/s][/li]
[li][s]Someone on Coldfront has been sneaking access to our private stuff using IRCops (kinda the same thing as spying, but whatever)[/s][/li]
[li][s]Beer reviews weren’t completed satisfactorily[/s][/li]
[li][s]General asshattery[/s][/li]
[li][s]Called my mom a whore[/s][/li]
[li][s]Forgot to send me an ecard for my birthday[/s][/li]
[li][s]Posted NSFW content in a SFW thread[/s][/li]
[li][s]Hit the wrong button on the server[/s][/li]
[li][s]Accidentally left hot pie fresh from oven on windowsill and thinks you took it[/s][/li]
[li][s]Dog got my dog pregnant[/s][/li]
[li][s]Made right turn on red when sign clearly said “no turn on red”[/s][/li]
[li][s]Send Harry Potter wand for Christmas instead of Ron Weasely wand[/s][/li]
[li][s]Parked in handicap spot or took multiple spaces[/s][/li]
[li][s]Sprayed pepper spray at us so you could get Black Friday Deal[/s][/li]
[li][s]Left toilet seat up[/s][/li]
[li][b]Old grudge from past wars which should have long been forgotten[/b][/li]
[/list]We follow TOP’s praiseworthy example in seeking redress for two of the most heinous acts of barbarism ever inflicted upon the peaceful people of Bob - the attempted infanticide of Farkistan in the Holy War, and the victimization of FAN in VietFAN. Why? Because real reasons like 1-6 aren’t really any fun.

It has been a long time coming and now the puppetmasters of the New Pacific Order shall finally reap the harvest of their Machiavellian exploits. We recognize the NPO's declaration of support for TOP and IRON against the New Polar Order and take them up on it!

The Old Grudges War is on. We're stepping up to the plate, Brehon.

To paraphrase an old saying, “[s]Irish[/s] Cyber Nations Alzheimer's: you forget everything except the grudges.”

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[b]For Farkistan:[/b]

905 - Submitter of Farkistan
Mr Vicarious - Squirrel of Farkistan
Tumultuous_Papaya - Chipmunk of Farkistan
Arcane - Walken of Farkistan
Happy The Hobo - Cowbell of Farkistan

ironone - Speaker of the Totalfark Council
Kahiel - Totalfark Council
spleen63 - Totalfark Council
BozDaBoz - Totalfark Council
FireGuy15207 - Totalfark Council
Jaromayo – Totalfark Council
Manwithplanx - Totalfark Council

TheXerox - Ackbar of Farkistan[/td][td] [/td][td]
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[b]For FAN:[/b]

[i]Servers of the Poison Koolaid:[/i]
Jack Tarr
MrSmyth

[i]Congress:[/i]
40pirate
Malcolm Lee
Provertthefirst
Rusty Schackelford
Travis[/td][/tr] [/table]

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[quote name='Farrin Xies' timestamp='1322718742' post='2857804']
Man, UPN's gonna have some tough times ahead. If I were in their shoes, I'd certainly call in some help from friends and friends of friends...
[/quote]
Man, NPO's gonna have some tough times ahead. If I were in their shoes, I'd certainly call in some help from friends and friends of friends...


[quote name='Farrin Xies' timestamp='1322719403' post='2857858']
Fark, I'm so glad to see you defending your ally in Polar with this DoW. I mean, many people give them a lot of crap for being such a terrible alliance but you're willing to honor your treaties regardless. That's very respectable, and I for one am gaining a positive opinion of your alliance because of it.
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NPO, I'm so glad to see you defending your ally in Polar with [b]your DoS[/b]. I mean, many people give them a lot of crap for being such a terrible alliance but you're willing to honor your treaties regardless. That's very respectable, and I for one am gaining a positive opinion of your alliance because of it.

this doozy from Sparta embassy:
[quote name='Brehon' timestamp='1319588133' post='198514']
Defending allies, we aren't picking a coalition by any means. Our allies are who we have the relations with.

People are having a hard time understanding this.
[/quote]
Brehon, come on brah.....:( You sure picked a coalition it looks like to me


No hardfeelings NPO bros. We did what we had to do.

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