Julia Rose Vicious

awww shucks guys, thanks [size=4] [/size][size=4]<3R&R<3[/size]

Love you guys <3 Congrats XD

Congrats to the new gov members

Congrats to both of our wonderful allies

Pretty much! ;P Its part of my retirement party! Apparatus

Congrats to our allies and their friends

It's a time of upheaval in Digiterra. New alliances are formed. New blocs join together. Lines appear drawn and erased all at the same time. Yet, some treaties are destined to last the test of time. Some are written in blood and forged in a mutual beat-down at the hands of an overwhelming oppressor. The bonds forged in those trials have only hardened and grown stronger with time -- chains that have reached from the Clockwork Cities on planets floating alone in the night and raised up to the heavens where mysterious travelers await with soft towels. Yes my friends, it is a long time coming. You saw it miles away, and undoubtedly there are those amongst you who will mock its strength. Good. Grow more complacent. I hereby present to you with the following re-write of MHApparatus, replacing the former treaty in its entirety: [center] [img]http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc318/Pensare/Boards/Apparatus/ApparatusPeace.png[/img] [img]http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/6746/flag1005ku6.png[/img][/center] [center][color="#0000FF"][size="6"][b]The Mostly Harmless Apparatus Accords[/b][/size][/color] [b][size="4"](MHApparatus)[/size][/b] [size="1"]A Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact [/size][/center] [color="#0000FF"][b]Article I:[/b][/color] [b]This Be Our Land -- We shall call it “Our Land”[/b] In order to foster the bond that already exists due in part to the overproduction of super glue in an Apparatus factory, both signatories hereby agree to respect the sovereignty of one another. This respect includes refraining from military attacks upon one another, acts of espionage or sabotage, verbal disrespect through any public channel, and the mandatory use of “respec-knuckles” during all future diplomatic encounters. It is also agreed that both signatories will act in good faith to promptly forward any pertinent information regarding the safety and security of either party. Furthermore, both signatories shall have the option at their discretion, to forward along intelligence of any other nature, should they choose to do so. Both parties agree to foster a land in which mutual goals and mutual friends can flourish like little trees that large reptiles will later eat for nourishment. Those reptiles will then be launched into space with cyborg implants to take over the universe. [color="#0000FF"][b]Article II:[/b][/color] [b]Steamed Interplanetary Solidarity[/b] In order to reaffirm our affinity for well-pressed garments and to increase general camaraderie, both signatories pledge economic, diplomatic, towelrific, and other forms of aid to each other when deemed necessary by the leadership of either alliance. This aid will be placed as a very high priority by both governments. [color="#0000FF"][b]Article III:[/b][/color] [b]Gatling Guns and Towel Cannons[/b] Should the Gears of The Apparatus be forced to crank the mechanisms of war in an act of defense, or should the Hitchhikers of the Mostly Harmless Alliance be forced to protect their soft, velvety towels -- both signatories agree that they will immediately, and in concert with each other, engage in hostile activities against the aggressing party upon request. If either signatory enters into a conflict due to acting upon a third party, the other signatory is not required to enter the conflict on that third party’s behalf, but may do so if they so choose. [color="#0000FF"][b]Article IV:[/b][/color] [b]Hitch-hikers Welcome on the War-Machine[/b] Should either fleet of war-machines choose to go to war in an aggressive manner, the other party is welcome to hitch-hike with them into battle. This way, both Destructor fleets and Airships may support each-other in any mission they choose to take on. Said missions will be coordinated whenever possible and discussed ahead of time, to allow for increased inter-galactic cooperation and preparation. [color="#0000FF"][b]Article V:[/b][/color] [b]Directive 42[/b] When both the Director and Patron(ess) and all 3 Triumvirs of the aforementioned alliance agree, Directive 42 may be invoked. For further information about Directive 42, please see <CLASSIFIED, requires clearance LEVEL R17 or higher, which may result in splat> [color="#0000FF"][b]Article VI:[/b][/color] [b]How Could You Choose Alaska?[/b] With respect to the competition that nurtured this friendship, it is hereby agreed that this Article shall remain in place as a memento of our beloved, defunct game of Nutsy Bolts. Remember “The Boston Red Sox”. Remember that time Julia said that thing? That was great. Remember when Rand won all the time for no reason? She cheats. [color="#0000FF"][b]Article VI:[/b][/color] [b]Black Holes and Out of Coal[/b] If for any extremely unfortunate reason, either signatory should feel that this document no longer reflects the relationship of the two parties, the respective signatory may issue a letter of intent to hitchhike their way home. When both parties grok each other, this treaty may expire upon completion of a seventy-two (72) hour waiting period. ------ Signed for The Apparatus: Randalla, Patroness King Ernie, Director WorldPeace, Emissary ConRed, General DarthRevan, Professor Elbryan, Chief Engineer Amarynth, Propagandist Big Kif, Speaker of the Assembly Phaedron, Lowly keeper of this storied document Signed for The Mostly Harmless Alliance: Julia Rose Vicious, Triumvir AndyDe, Triumvir Eff Jay, Triumvir ------

Congrats to our amazing allies in Apparatus and their friends

Have fun guys <3 all of you

<3 GuruOrder

[center] 2012 Vogon Poetry Contest? It's that time of year again on Bob! Accepting all submissions from the best of the worst poets in the universe. [img]http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/images/hh_vogonpoetry.jpg[/img] And as always, there are reasons why Hitchhikers gear up for this ear bleeding event. To hitchhike around planet Bob takes a lot of courage and mettle. You never can tell who you'll meet along the way, where you're going to sleep at night, or even where your next meal may come from. To hitchhike across the galaxy takes a big dose of crazy, a dash of guile, and remembering to bring your towel. We have some members who’ve hitchhiked to the restaurant at the end of the universe [img]http://www.bigscary.demon.co.uk/hitch-hikers/milliway.gif[/img] and back to Bob more than a few times and others who are on setting out on their first adventure. That being said we have a code of honor amongst all who choose this vagabond lifestyle. A Hitchhiker will always come to the aid of a friend in need. See a need, fill a need, be a friend indeed. Corny? Yes. Cheesy? Absolutely. [img]http://lolzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/pafpy.jpg[/img] But our members are a hoopy and froody bunch who really have no “Grievances,” nor “Complaints,” [img]http://www.zookdutchnovelties.com/images/other/complaint-department.jpg[/img] about other alliances we have interacted with during our travels around Bob. Even when people are insistent on blaring the “Doom” song on repeat over the past year or so, rather than drug ourselves up by eating bad ‘shrooms or calling a goon squad to shoot up the radio, we much rather party into the night. [img]http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/1105/hansel-and-gretel-hansel-gretel-mario-mushroom-demotivational-posters-1305128818.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0808/sexy-sloth-goonies-demotivational-poster-1218284213.jpg[/img] One of our favorite places to party? A place where we can always count on some quality rest and relaxation. [img]http://www.bellewood-gardens.com/2006/PR_Hotel_Hammock.jpg[/img] Unfortunately, our beach of choice appears to be overrun by a recent infestation of furry felines (strange because its so close to water). Thankfully many of our members have had their fair share of herding various animals in lieu of payment for hitchhiking. It’s time to throw on the chaps, thick leather gloves, and herd some cats. [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=278yx7-niLU"][size="5"][color="#0000FF"]Herding Cats[/color][/size][/url] MHA activates [b]Article III: Don't mess with my Hammock![/b] (Mutual Defense clause) from [b][i]The Mostly Harmless R&R Accords[/i][/b] for our friends at R&R to start throwing wet towels on those GATOians. GATOween is coming early for us all, friends! [/center] P.S. Hi TimLee and Dre4m

<3 Apparatus Have fun guys

Have fun boys

Have fun! <3IRON

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Everyone have fun with this one! <3 R&R <3 TimLee

Have fun guys <3

Good Luck Drege <3

This makes MHA so happy CONGRATSSSSSSSSSSSSSS <3ppo<3apparatus ^.^

Congrats to our allies in R&R and their new friends in NATO <3

MHAIL! Apparatus too soon ernie, too soon ;_;

so proud