Green Lantern Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) [center][img]http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/8743/justiceleague.png[/img][/center] [b]Justice League [/b]– [i]A new alliance of gallant gentleman and possibly a girl.[/i] [quote] [b]CHARTER OF THIS NEW ALLIANCE[/b] I. Joining Justice League One must switch his or her alliance affiliation to Justice League (JL). Once that is done, said member will be fully accepted and have all rights and privileges of an ordinary member. II. War Policy To declare war, a member must declare war on someone. The war the member declares is at his or her own risk. III. Bounties As an alliance of very small nations, we welcome the opportunity to help with any irritations you might be facing. This could include things like rogues or ghosts that are too small for the bulk of your membership. Please PM a JL member with the name of the nation troubling you along with the offer you think is appropriate. All bounties will be regarded as personal contracts between the JL nation and the paying nation and not between alliances. IV. Government JL has no formal permanent system of government, recognizing the right of nations to have fun and individual liberty as they best see fit while still enjoying a community atmosphere. However, in special cases where coordination is needed, a "Task Force" will be formed. If a task force is needed, a notice will be sent to all JL nations. Those that respond will be part of the task force, with priority given to those who have participated in them previously. No penalty will be given to those that do not wish to be part of the task force. The task force will last for a maximum of one month, if a situation still exists that requires our attention, a new one will be formed at that time. The Government of JL will change once certain thresholds have been met. These include both statistical growth of nations, and experience of members. Once the thresholds have been met, a basic government will be formed to better facilitate economic programs and defensive coordination. Individual communication with our members is welcomed. For info on the entire group or for a desire to communicate with us all, please contact Green Lantern. V. Raid Policy Hell yes we can raid. We have like 5000 NS total, what have we got to lose? VI. Conduct All members are expected to act with a basic level of humanity towards one another and the community at large. This does not mean that there is an expectation of passivity in the public arena. Members are encouraged to interact on OWF and have opinions. There will never be a penalty for disagreement, only with cruelty or excessive rudeness. Free speech applies to all members. VII. Pretentious Motto “Laboris gloria Ludi, palmam qui meruit ferat" VIII. On the Privileges of Microhood Being a micro alliance, JL has special rights obligations to the world. These include but are not limited to: coups, faux coups, being a puppet, writing of unintelligible documents, casual Fridays, and general embarrassment. IX. Can you give us signatures and fancy titles that don't have any legitimate power? Signed for Justice League, - Green Lantern, Founder & Master of Hugs -Myhome16: Minister of Alliance Warfare -Travis Hodge, Minister of Civil Defense - Devildog2890, Chief of Justice League War Council - TheAmazingOne Amazing at everything - Saiko: Chief of Strategy - Mikelg128, Minister of Homeland Security[/quote] [b]Can I make you a flag?[/b] Yes, the more juvenile and poorly crafted the better. I'll use it. Maybe not. I don't know. [b]Why are we here?[/b] Because there's fun to be had as a small nation. Fun that comes with messing up and losing ground attacks and declaring on the wrong people and all that good stuff. We're an alliance with one simple goal: to enjoy ourselves and encourage a spirit of enjoyment in this world. As such, we have a natural opponent in alliances that take small nations, tell them to sit in a corner, not fight anyone, and lose interest in everything that is good. This does not refer to the majority of alliances, just some that have decayed to the point of uselessness. In that spirit, we will always have it out for inactive alliances and will endeavor to do our best to liven up the spirits of their poor members. [b]That's a marginally interesting statement. What do you mean by that?[/b] You'll find out. YOU WILL ALL FIND OUT. [b]You don't have a protector do you?[/b] No, we live dangerously. But be warned, our mighty forces of literally [i]THOUSANDS[/i] of soldiers, [i]HUNDREDS[/i] of tanks and [i]ONES[/i] of aircraft stand ready. [b]I don't like you[/b] You're not invited to our birthday party. We have cake and a bouncy house and everything. Happy with yourself now monster? [b]Your Charter is Short[/b] It has been our experience that charters rarely hold back the will of the alliance, or even a few crafty evildoers. Yes, this is incredibly basic. Yes, this document will change with the growth of our members both in nation size and in experience. For the foreseeable future, this is all that is needed. [b]I can't believe you declared your existence "micro micro micro rawr"[/b] My apologies. Maybe if more important stuff was going on we'd be lost in the shuffle. Get on that. Edited June 26, 2011 by Green Lantern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 This is humorous and amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 This is quite possibly one of the best DoEs ever. If you need anything hit me up, and good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xR1 Fatal Instinct Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 This was certainly unexpected... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoleon I Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Good luck Justice League. Spread the Super Friends love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander thrawn Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 I will protect you guys lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloin Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) This is truly worthy of a .... possibly two... alright I'll give you two. Edited June 26, 2011 by Gloin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Lantern Posted June 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 [quote name='Gloin' timestamp='1309069049' post='2741734'] This is truly worthy of a .... possibly two... alright I'll give you two. [/quote] I thank you for your generous gift of head slaps.. A facepalm is just a high five with your skull after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathcat Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Enjoy the pressure of living down to your expectations... I for one look forward to your fun-filled exploits.. May I suggest you take your announcements to a strictly comic book approach in keeping with the theme... Or better yet, MAKE VIDEO ANNOUNCEMENTS Best Wishes, DC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 This actually looks pretty cool, good luck and dodge GOONs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) Echoing Thrawn's comments. Yall seem like cool folks based off that charter. Edited June 26, 2011 by Penlugue Solaris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) I am in Superfriends, you guys are totally fakes y0. edit: Edited June 26, 2011 by Mogar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FearUnited Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 This is the most hilarious charter I've ever seen! Best of luck to you all and you may need to revise that charter eventually.. Just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pd73bassman Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Welcome, so you are not a free market alliance like the other new one I see Good charter, welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) I like how there's a Justice League and a The Justice League of roughly equal size You guys should have merger talks Edited June 26, 2011 by James Dahl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President S O Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Best of luck.. you seem pretty relaxed so the best of luck to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 I like this cause it is proof our excessive radiation levels have resulted in the mutation on more "leagues" ... like a beautiful sixth finger or third eye this new alliance is but a shadow of the avalanche of Leagues that will befall all of CN, soon taking over the New *insert name* Orders as the dominant AA naming theme on planet Bob!!!! Mwaaaa haaa haaa haarrr!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmaria Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Justice League! woot woot! Signed: Minister of Civil Defense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Magorium Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Hail you Justice League and Welcome to Planet Bob! May luck follow you where ever you go! Btw. Dont you have a forum and/or a irc channel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magister Agricolarum Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 A sense of humor on my Planet Bob? Not accept. Good luck to you, Justice League. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALT3RNAT1V3 Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 [img]http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/8743/justiceleague.png[/img] Crappy enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Welp, Welcome to the world Justice League. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 [quote name='Avakael' timestamp='1309069960' post='2741747'] dodge GOONs. [/quote] No one is safe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do Not Fear Jazz Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 You're all so tiny that I can't even raid you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemhauser Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 This theme lends it so perfectly for some awesome graphics. Sad to see they are missing in the DoE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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