kingzog Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Some may think that JunkaTywin's return to SNX represents some kind of interesting development in that alliance's history. I respectfully disagree. To me, the only interesting development is that SNX is currently discussing a name-change. Planet Bob, I beseech you. Reach out to your Brown brethren and help them in their quest to find a new name for themselves. Let go of the hate in your hearts for them. Do not focus on the crap-bag of alliances that went into the making of SNX, but rather focus on the future they will have under JunkaTywin's leadership. Reach across those aisles, Planet Bob. Please do not let this old man down. tl;dr - Suggest a new name for SNX. Have a rationale for it. Saying something like "They should be called Hoover cuz they $%&@in' suck," while technically meeting this request, is not quite what I'm looking for. Besides, I said it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Let's call them Nordreich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Hasn't tywin already been calling it the imperium or something like that? Why not just go with that, seems to have a good ring to it anyhow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Hasn't tywin already been calling it the imperium or something like that? Why not just go with that, seems to have a good ring to it anyhow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Let's call them Nordreich. Whoa, this is some meta stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 "Suck Ass Alliance" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopherbashi Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 The Bourgeois. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 The Bourgeois. This, so much this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 New Producerist: Imperial 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schad Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_bread_mold]Rhizopus Stolonifer[/url]. First, the name itself is excellent; using classical languages never goes out of style, and Rhizopus Stolonifer has some seriously strong syllables to boot. Rhizopus Stolonifer sounds like it either ignites or crushes a slave rebellion. Rhizopus Stolonifer suggests that it has debated with the greatest philosophers the world has ever known, and bested them. Wave your magic wand and cast Rhizopus Stolonifer and the evil warlock will be banished from the lands forever. Rhizopus Stolonifer just does work. Second, because it's the name of a substance that already represents much of what SNX stands for. Like SNX, Rhizopus Stolonifer is generally harmless but unsightly, and you are probably best off limiting exposure. And ultimately, once both have gotten their roots established, you're probably best off throwing both away and starting fresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saladjoe Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 The Producerists? TP for short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orson Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Rhizopus Stolonifer. First, the name itself is excellent; using classical languages never goes out of style, and Rhizopus Stolonifer has some seriously strong syllables to boot. Rhizopus Stolonifer sounds like it either ignites or crushes a slave rebellion. Rhizopus Stolonifer suggests that it has debated with the greatest philosophers the world has ever known, and bested them. Wave your magic wand and cast Rhizopus Stolonifer and the evil warlock will be banished from the lands forever. Rhizopus Stolonifer just does work. Second, because it's the name of a substance that already represents much of what SNX stands for. Like SNX, Rhizopus Stolonifer is generally harmless but unsightly, and you are probably best off limiting exposure. And ultimately, once both have gotten their roots established, you're probably best off throwing both away and starting fresh. https://www.google.com/search?q=Rhizopus+Stolonifer&newwindow=1&biw=1280&bih=649&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=B9idVfDpC8jn-QGJqYKABQ&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&gws_rd=cr#newwindow=1&tbm=isch&q=rhizopus+stolonifer+on+bread I just puke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I think the solution to a name change is obvious and simple. Let's call it "The Kingdom of Hawaii". Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted July 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 New Producerist: Imperial 6. How about.... New Producerist Imperial 6: Electric Boogaloo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Some may think that JunkaTywin's return to SNX represents some kind of interesting development in that alliance's history. I respectfully disagree. To me, the only interesting development is that SNX is currently discussing a name-change. Planet Bob, I beseech you. Reach out to your Brown brethren and help them in their quest to find a new name for themselves. Let go of the hate in your hearts for them. Do not focus on the crap-bag of alliances that went into the making of SNX, but rather focus on the future they will have under JunkaTywin's leadership. Reach across those aisles, Planet Bob. Please do not let this old man down. tl;dr - Suggest a new name for SNX. Have a rationale for it. Saying something like "They should be called Hoover cuz they $%&@in' suck," while technically meeting this request, is not quite what I'm looking for. Besides, I said it first. Haha just wait until TywinJunkka is Senator with Methrage... :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Haha just wait until TywinJunkka is Senator with Methrage... :awesome: I have no desire to deal with the headache of being a team senator in addition to alliance duties, why people fight over that stuff is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Haha just wait until TywinJunkka is Senator with Methrage... :awesome: Not a bad idea, I think he would be a good SNX senator choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Not a bad idea, I think he would be a good SNX senator choice. Shhh I'm trying to act like a senate seat is beneath me :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 An alliance really put Tywin in charge? There is only one alliance worthy of that level of incompetency. Grand Global Alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ch33kY Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 With Junka in charge, perhaps we should refer to SNX as a JunkAliiance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 (edited) With Junka in charge, perhaps we should refer to SNX as a JunkAliiance. Can we put aside this notion that I'm "in charge" and instead acknowledge that this is the case of an average alliance membership rising up to rejuvenate the Imperium? For the first time since the First Imperium voting has again taken place, and the People's Will is being enforced.http://cn-snx.co.uk//index.php?/topic/275-imperium-membership-votes/#entry3258 Edited July 9, 2015 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Can we put aside this notion that I'm "in charge" and instead acknowledge that this is the case of an average alliance membership rising up to rejuvenate the Imperium? For the first time since the First Imperium voting has again taken place, and the People's Will is being enforced.http://cn-snx.co.uk//index.php?/topic/275-imperium-membership-votes/#entry3258 Its good to see the vast majority voted "We will never capitulate!". I had high hopes for SNX when it was announced, but your departure left a leadership void they couldn't fill. With SNX whole again, I think you guys can accomplish much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 (edited) I swore to myself I would avoid all this, then things get thrown in my lap that are worth at the very least a chuckle. Truth is I agree with some of this, however these are the type of speeches you hear from the CEO of a dying startup at silicon valley unable to secure venture capitol and launch the IPO for a proper pump and dump. But this has to be one of the better screens I've seen and I'm sure some people would like to speak to the person who made this comment, care to divulge his name ? At the very least he's guilty of trade mark infringement. Edited July 9, 2015 by Freelancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margrave Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Just relaunch IAA or whatever like you've been fantasizing about for five years or so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Whimsical Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Just relaunch IAA or whatever like you've been fantasizing about for five years or so we already exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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