Mr Vicarious Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 [img]http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q341/MainyYak/0d3c9a7c.jpg[/img] [size=36pt][b]Eviction Notice:[/b][/size] It seems The Ornery Paradoxians find it cleansing to seek redress of an ancient grudge. And other Alliances are eager to follow TOP on a journey down memory lane to recall those who have inflicted butthurt in the past. We salute TOP for their bravery in admitting that all those lonely tear-filled nights were the result of unresolved grudges, and in doing so, we decided to review our Super-Sekrit List of Possible War Reasons in Order of Importance and select one of the highest priority for our CB: [list] [li][s]Attacked Fark[/s][/li] [li][s]Attacked one of our Fark’s friends[/s][/li] [li][s]Committed a great injustice on Bob[/s][/li] [li][s]Spied on Fark[/s][/li] [li][s]Spied on an ally[/s][/li] [li][s]Someone on Coldfront has been sneaking access to our private stuff using IRCops (kinda the same thing as spying, but whatever)[/s][/li] [li][s]Beer reviews weren’t completed satisfactorily[/s][/li] [li][s]General asshattery[/s][/li] [li][s]Called my mom a whore[/s][/li] [li][s]Forgot to send me an ecard for my birthday[/s][/li] [li][s]Posted NSFW content in a SFW thread[/s][/li] [li][s]Hit the wrong button on the server[/s][/li] [li][s]Accidentally left hot pie fresh from oven on windowsill and thinks you took it[/s][/li] [li][s]Dog got my dog pregnant[/s][/li] [li][s]Made right turn on red when sign clearly said “no turn on red”[/s][/li] [li][s]Send Harry Potter wand for Christmas instead of Ron Weasely wand[/s][/li] [li][s]Parked in handicap spot or took multiple spaces[/s][/li] [li][s]Sprayed pepper spray at us so you could get Black Friday Deal[/s][/li] [li][s]Left toilet seat up[/s][/li] [li][b]Old grudge from past wars which should have long been forgotten[/b][/li] [/list]We follow TOP’s praiseworthy example in seeking redress for two of the most heinous acts of barbarism ever inflicted upon the peaceful people of Bob - the attempted infanticide of Farkistan in the Holy War, and the victimization of FAN in VietFAN. Why? Because real reasons like 1-6 aren’t really any fun. It has been a long time coming and now the puppetmasters of the New Pacific Order shall finally reap the harvest of their Machiavellian exploits. We recognize the NPO's declaration of support for TOP and IRON against the New Polar Order and take them up on it! The Old Grudges War is on. We're stepping up to the plate, Brehon. To paraphrase an old saying, “[s]Irish[/s] Cyber Nations Alzheimer's: you forget everything except the grudges.” [table] [tr][td] [b][img]http://home.comcast.net/~openaccess/upload/fark.jpg[/img][/b] [b]For Farkistan:[/b] 905 - Submitter of Farkistan Mr Vicarious - Squirrel of Farkistan Tumultuous_Papaya - Chipmunk of Farkistan Arcane - Walken of Farkistan Happy The Hobo - Cowbell of Farkistan ironone - Speaker of the Totalfark Council Kahiel - Totalfark Council spleen63 - Totalfark Council BozDaBoz - Totalfark Council FireGuy15207 - Totalfark Council Jaromayo – Totalfark Council Manwithplanx - Totalfark Council TheXerox - Ackbar of Farkistan[/td][td] [/td][td] [img]http://home.comcast.net/~openaccess/upload/fan.jpg[/img] [b]For FAN:[/b] [i]Servers of the Poison Koolaid:[/i] Jack Tarr MrSmyth [i]Congress:[/i] 40pirate Malcolm Lee Provertthefirst Rusty Schackelford Travis[/td][/tr] [/table] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enamel32 Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 (edited) oh $%&@ckcckckck yeah #`11111111111111111111111 [quote name='Farrin Xies' timestamp='1322718742' post='2857804'] Man, UPN's gonna have some tough times ahead. If I were in their shoes, I'd certainly call in some help from friends and friends of friends... [/quote] Man, NPO's gonna have some tough times ahead. If I were in their shoes, I'd certainly call in some help from friends and friends of friends... [quote name='Farrin Xies' timestamp='1322719403' post='2857858'] Fark, I'm so glad to see you defending your ally in Polar with this DoW. I mean, many people give them a lot of crap for being such a terrible alliance but you're willing to honor your treaties regardless. That's very respectable, and I for one am gaining a positive opinion of your alliance because of it. [/quote] NPO, I'm so glad to see you defending your ally in Polar with [b]your DoS[/b]. I mean, many people give them a lot of crap for being such a terrible alliance but you're willing to honor your treaties regardless. That's very respectable, and I for one am gaining a positive opinion of your alliance because of it. this doozy from Sparta embassy: [quote name='Brehon' timestamp='1319588133' post='198514'] Defending allies, we aren't picking a coalition by any means. Our allies are who we have the relations with. People are having a hard time understanding this. [/quote] Brehon, come on brah..... You sure picked a coalition it looks like to me No hardfeelings NPO bros. We did what we had to do. Edited December 3, 2011 by Enamel32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia Rose Vicious Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Good luck out there guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tygaland Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Bazinga? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 And there they go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mergerberger II Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Hail Farkistan. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proest Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Wohoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memoryproblems Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 (edited) Wait, what? Oh wow. Edited December 3, 2011 by memoryproblems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Welp, this is something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace of Aces Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 This war just got fun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulak Hord Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Aw hells yeah. Give 'em hell guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Snap. !@#$ just got real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Brehon, you deserve this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 I want to hug this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Greenberg Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Oh Fark. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 (edited) Oh so I guess we don't get a new toy Have fun Pacifica. Edited December 3, 2011 by Believland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicninja Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 How very interesting...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KemMo Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 To my allies in farkistan... o/ Give them hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Slayer Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Hope you find what you're looking for, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz90 Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Kaboom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pezstar Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 I don't think anyone was expecting this. Actually, looking at stats, I know no one was expecting this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 You know what? I guess if everyone is setting this new pre-empt president thing, then go get them FARK. I still don't like the pre-empt thing though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Doc Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 let's get ready to rumbleeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabonnobar Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Best of luck to my Pacifican brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandros o Megas Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Epic !! /o Fark !! Enjoy the fun !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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