BlackClown Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 (edited) IN THE NAME OF UTOPOS!!! MAHOUTS RIDE AGAIN!!! Something ponies, something bronies, something kill with fire. Something corrosive euphoria, something fedoras are awesome, something beards and necks, something atheism. Something minecraft? Something stereotypes? Something just a cartoon show? Something stop curse save male species. IS THE ABOVE TOO [OUT OF CHARACTER] FOR YOU??? Well then consider this: United Equestria has always been, for the most part, a very beyond pathetic alliance, having done very poorly dogpile after dogpile of other alliances, yet nowhere to be seen in the time of need of their own former protector and MDoAP partner. What exactly is this sort of foreign policy promoted by United Equestria? Is this the foreign policy of United Equestria showing us the magic of friendship? Is this foreign policy expressed by United Equestria the very manifest of the magic of friendship here on Bob promoted by a certain cartoon show? Is the foreign policy of United Equestria a tangible expression of the magic of friendship? For real. We at the UME think that this is the case, and that there should have been an answer against this sort of foreign policy long ago. You may argue that the foreign policy of United Equestria is actually not unique to United Equestria, and that other alliances have adopted similar foreign policies, some of whom are currently even fully sanctioned global alliances. While it may be true that other Bobly alliances indeed may share extremely similar foreign policies, that of United Equestria has actually surpassed all of them in terms of most pathetic, since this foreign policy also generally involves doing absolutely nothing in between times of full-scale global conflict apart from breathing the same air as the rest of Planet Bob. We at the United Mahouts of Epicaricacy hereby declare that unless you fully embrace neutrality, absolute non-action is a horrible crime. On other planets beyond the scope of Planet Bob, it was actually considered a crime when certain kinds of balls attempted to steal the air from another planet with a giant vacuum cleaner, even though stealing the air was also actually the foreign policy of the balls. Granted nobody ever, ever suffocates on Planet Bob, should not similar, or at least the same behavior be considered frowned upon? GOOD PART: United Equestria, your magic of friendship has long overstayed its welcome. We at the UME are not interested in your cartoon show ideals of magic of friendship anyway, let alone your false pacifism, false message of love, and false pseudo-neutrality. Instead we prefer the magic of butchering and slaughter, as well as the magic of over 9000 dongs at our command. We also prefer the magic of the immense size of our elephants, and we look forward to introducing them to you in the form of our mahouts stampeding your ranges and ponytowns with them, to show that our elephants are superior in size and strength to your precious ponies. We also fully believe that the slaughter of innocent ponies is capable of granting cures to all of Planet Bob’s ailments, or at the very least, providing helpful relief of its symptoms. TL;DR United Mahouts of Epicaricacy and other such destroyers hereby declare war on United Equestria. / signed for United Mahouts of Epicaricacy / BlackClown – Grand Mahout [spoiler] / signed for the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving / Aesculus jerkdotwad FredSchmidt / signed for Los Pollos Hermanos / Rey the Great / signed for the League of Anti Bronies / King Cyan Here's your DoW “lolman,” though you don’t appear to be a man of lols. We may be what we are and have been in this world for so long (which was probably a mistake for some of us), that won’t change the fact that we have accomplished so much more and have had much more fun than your alliance ever has, and likely ever will. Edit: Dogpiles in question: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=107390 http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=115292 Time of need in question: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=119362 [/spoiler] Edited October 16, 2015 by BlackClown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 This is off the chainz dawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameroca Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 I don't know what this is, honestly seems to be even more lame than ponies. But my name's right there, apparently I signed off on this mess. Was I drunk at the time? Curiouser and curiouser... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trimm Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 I'm shocked that a bunch of bored children decided that one more war for the lulz was the right thing to do on their way out the door. Shocked I tell you. Don't forget to turn out the lights on your way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigrun Vapneir Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 I don't know what this is, honestly seems to be even more lame than ponies. But my name's right there, apparently I signed off on this mess. Was I drunk at the time? Curiouser and curiouser... I was going to say this is brilliant. Not the actions, but the justification. BlackClown, assuming you are the author and not just the poster, when you get tired of this brony thing you should let me recruit you. You have real potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 I don't remember signing this, but I do have a firm belief that all bronies must die.Go team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Unnecessary DoW is unnecessary. But do let me know what horse tastes like. I've always wondered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 I'm shocked that a bunch of bored children decided that one more war for the lulz was the right thing to do on their way out the door. Shocked I tell you. Don't forget to turn out the lights on your way out. So contrarian. You sure showed those children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caustic Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Adios amigo, do us proud one last time on your way out :popcorn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chae Yeong Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 After reading that, I don't know which side to hate anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Bronies, now is your chance for fame! Show the world the warriors you are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 (edited) Bronies, now is your chance for fame! Show the world the warriors you are! Be like junka and jump sides... Don't buy infra and pretend like you are tough Edited October 3, 2015 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 Be like junka and jump sides... Don't buy infra and pretend like you are tough You mean jump from LN to Polar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 You mean jump from LN to PolarOur alliance with Monsters Inc was a handshake type agreement & we've never been enemies of NpO. So I don't view their alignment to NpO as jumping sides. While I would of liked to see our alliance with Monsters Inc strengthen post war, the lengths Monsters Inc went for us despite them having no obligation towards us I think is to be admired.We still consider Monsters Inc friends & fully understand the reasoning behind their actions. Monsters Inc backed us in a war right after coming out of another damaging war despite not being obligated to & they hung in a long time despite making clear from the start they didn't want a long war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Retrieval Unit Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 (edited) Please don't put my name on your lame cry for attentian, tia. The only war we are fighting is our eternal jihad against Umbrella. Edited October 3, 2015 by Bear Retrieval Unit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Buscemi Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 You really are one of the more awesome people on Planet Bob. Good luck friend. And if you want me to make you a Buscemi flag, let me know. :smug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Well I missed this happening. But lol. King Cyan sent me a message a few days prior to this thread, asking if I was the founder of UE, to which I confirmed the affirmative. Been waiting patiently for someone to hit me. But alas, attention seekers only go for the soft targets. For shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Well I missed this happening. But lol. King Cyan sent me a message a few days prior to this thread, asking if I was the founder of UE, to which I confirmed the affirmative. Been waiting patiently for someone to hit me. But alas, attention seekers only go for the soft targets. For shame. It's a scientific fact that llamas are scarier than ponies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Well I missed this happening. But lol. King Cyan sent me a message a few days prior to this thread, asking if I was the founder of UE, to which I confirmed the affirmative. Been waiting patiently for someone to hit me. But alas, attention seekers only go for the soft targets. For shame. Probably stems from the fact that if he hit you, Mogar would have a heart attack from all the excitement it would generate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackClown Posted October 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Well I missed this happening. But lol. King Cyan sent me a message a few days prior to this thread, asking if I was the founder of UE, to which I confirmed the affirmative. Been waiting patiently for someone to hit me. But alas, attention seekers only go for the soft targets. For shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 This has become something wonderful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margrave Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 This brings a tear to my eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 (edited) Inconvenient timing, would have preferred this 2 weeks ago. Was that part of the plan, to be cowards for long enough until I got bored and lowered my defenses? Edited October 22, 2015 by HeroofTime55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ameroca Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 amazing how it takes only a single post to change my mind around completely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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