King Xander the Only Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Greetings I come here today with some news that will make some of you happy, some of you sad, and the rest confused. My cousin Carlton has decided that it's time to grow up and play some different parts. As such, I'd like to thank him for his service to the community and wish him good luck on Silver Spoons and his future career as a furniture mover. He won't be missed. Normally when a big star leaves a show, the series is over. Then again, Carlton wasn't a big star. As such, we sought to have him replaced with another black man who could perhaps lend that "socialist" feel, a plot twist we thought might add some new color to the show: Unfortunately, Barack Obama was unavailable, so we ended up with another gimmick: Here's hoping the new Carlton is even better than the old one. tl;dr I need some help, fast! I just got back from my last school dance, and holy crap, I cant believe what I did. I went to the dance with my friend Emily, we just went as friends, I didn't realize she wanted more. I picked her up at her house, I couldn't believe what she was wearing, the sluttiest thing I've ever seen, a shirt that was transparent, and a skirt that was basically a line across her thigh, now I normally wouldn't complain about something like this, but this was my best friend, and i didn't feel right seeing that, but anyway, we got to the dance, we danced for awhile, but then the DJ played a song that will now forever remain embedded into my head, the song was duality by slipknot, as soon as this song came on, me and Emily began to dance faster, and she started rubbing up against me and dancing dirty. I was absolutely appalled by her behavior, so I instinctively moved back and slapped her in the face, she immediately retaliated, slapping me, and saying "what the $%&@ is your problem" very loudly. now, everyone on the dance floor was staring at us, and i didn't know what to do. I stood there, the awkward silence growing, when I realized that there was only one thing to do, so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and there was a dice in the mirror, if anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I though "nah forget it, Yo home for Bel-Air!" I pulled, up to a house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabby "yo homes smell ya later" looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel-Air! tl;dr 2.0 Emperor Marx is stepping down as regent and is being replaced by Czar Nick. Enjoy your retirement, old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icheliebebrad Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Congrats to Czar nick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Aw. I was hoping for a disbandment notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 I like this announcement Looking forward to more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 You promised you would let Jack make this announcement via webcam..LIAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinnai Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 (edited) Sorry, we already grabbed Obama. If you ask he might be willing to make a guest appearance depending on his mood. Anyway congrats to Nick. Edited December 12, 2009 by Jinnai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Toast for a new leader, Hopefully better than the old one. Meh... Someone needs to steer bel air pink in the right path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Toast for a new leader, Hopefully better than the old one. Meh... Someone needs to steer bel air pink in the right path. KX isnt stepping down, did you even READ the announcement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted December 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Toast for a new leader, Hopefully better than the old one. Meh... Someone needs to steer bel air pink in the right path. Not a new leader, but a new second in command. And besides, Nick's part of the old IS crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zangmonkey Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Emperor Marx's mom got scared? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Good luck to the new Carlton/Second in Command of Bel Air, though isn't he a bit short? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Marx is a good guy, it's a shame he's stepped down, but Czar Nick will do a good job. Congrats Nick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Diorno Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Would of been better if I did it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModusOperandi Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 I lol'd. Cool story bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Would of been better if I did it Jack Diorno for BelAir spokesman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheListener Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Peace out EM, and good luck to Nick, you've always been good at this kinda stuff anyways so do some work nick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Marx was terrible, so I'm glad you got someone else in there. Good luck Bel-Air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustus Autumn Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Awesome, Nick, good news indeed. Hail and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Now this is a regent I can get behind...please? Anyway, congrats Bel Air, shame about Marx stepping down but you couldn't have picked a better successor than Nick. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternalis Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 But, EM, you have nothing else to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 About time. Nick, just remember how to have dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karthikking Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Too bad, marx was pretty awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Smith Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 This took too long. Xander/Nick FTW The brotherhood defense cell forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Marx, I am severely disappointed by your retirement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mongol-Swedes Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Toast for a new leader, Hopefully better than the old one. Meh... Someone needs to steer bel air pink in the right path. We'll decide what's right for ourselves. Leave us out of your weird, creepy visions of 'right'. Go in peace EmperorMarx. I look forward to further immorality from our allies. ¡Libertad o Muerte! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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