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A slow rhythmic clap begins in the crowd of nation leaders.

It builds, slowly, as Jack Diorno walks across the stage to the podium, ready to address the world. Dressed in a long white coat, he slowly walks, savoring the rush of adrenaline that begins coursing through his veins in response to his nervousness.

Jack reaches the podium and looks out at the sea of nation leaders. Once, he had stood in the same spot, and when he looked out he had seen nothing but bleak conformity and mindless obedience so pathetic it had sickened him. Today, Jack sees the rabble and the arguments between nation leaders, the world has been changed, and the robot masters have been dismantled.

As the noise lowers just slightly, Jack speaks, “Welcome, to the official existence, of the Abortion Disco, an alliance of nations that will stand shoulder to shoulder, under the spotlights, as strong as you might, working day and night, and ask, whatever happened to the dance?”

The crowd is veiled in confused silence, in this momentary intermission, a small Albanian child runs up onto the stage, and darts behind the curtain. Moments later the curtain is drawn, and the child walks out, holding a boom box above his head, and the funkiest beat ever thuds through the room.

Jack stands at the podium, eyes closed, nodding his head to the beat, then John Travolta’s voice squeals out the Charter of the Abortion Disco from the boom box.

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Charter of the Abortion Disco

Disco is music for dancing, and people will always want to dance.

Article I: Identity

Section 1

Direction: The Abortion Disco is a multicolored alliance that stands for:

• Unity in brotherhood, all members are considered family, no member that follows the charter will be cast out or shunned.

• Growth through individuality, all members of The Abortion Disco will help The Abortion Disco grow using their own ideas and skills.

• Strength through diplomacy, The Abortion Disco will seek diplomatic paths to friendship with any alliance that does not threaten the sovereignty of planet Bob.

• Sovereignty through leadership, The Abortion Disco and her members will never allow a foreign entity to sway the judgment or direction of The Abortion Disco, regardless of past or present importance to The Abortion Disco.

Article II: Membership

Section 1

Admittance: Any nation may apply and gain entry into The Abortion Disco as long as that member holds The Abortion Disco’s membership at heart and will never take action to harm The Abortion Disco or her members.

Section 2

Membership requirements: All members of The Abortion Disco, from highest to lowest rank are expected to:

• Abide by the Charter

• Refrain from tech raiding

• Refrain from aiding any nations considered to be enemies of The Abortion Disco’s allies

• Refrain from endangering The Abortion Disco and her members, unless required.

• Fight for The Abortion Disco and her members when an ally is in need, or The Abortion Disco is required to defend itself.

• Repay all debts to The Abortion Disco before resignation, void if the member is expelled.

Any member who does not meet requirements will be spoken to with a stern voice by any member of government and/or punished by the Minister of Euphoric Paranoia or the Guy in charge

Article III: Government

Section 1:

Structure: The Hierarchy of The Abortion Disco is divided into three sections, Internal (Euphoric Paranoia), Foreign Affairs (Amorous Gentlemen) and war (Parisian Resilience).

• Ministry of Euphoric Paranoia (Internal) – Lead by the Minister of Euphoric Paranoia, who will have jurisdiction over all the inner workings of The Abortion Disco, he will employ Deputies at his discretion to head the inner departments which are as follows; tech, aid, knowledge and recruitment.

• Ministry of Amorous Gentlemen (Foreign Affairs) – Lead by the Minister of Amorous Gentlemen, who will have jurisdiction over all diplomatic aspects of The Abortion Disco, he will employ Members to promote The Abortion Disco and seduce new allies.

• Ministry of Parisian Resilience (War) – Lead by the Minister of Parisian Resilience, who will have jurisdiction over all defense aspects of The Abortion Disco, the Minister of Parisian Resilience will employ Members to lead the The Abortion Disco membership in war and coordinate the pansy teams in war.

• Guy in Charge (emperor) – All areas of The Abortion Disco will be lead by the guy in charge who will have jurisdiction over all government members and regular members, the guy in charge has the power to expel and replace all heads of government and is the only member of The Abortion Disco that cannot be expelled.

Section 2:

Ascension:

Part a: The three heads of government will be selected by the guy in charge; and then approved by the other two heads of government, if both heads of government disapprove of a new face then that member is rejected from the position.

Part b: The three heads of government select the members to be employed in their area, and decide upon the structure of their department.

Section 3:

Revolution: When one head of Government is replaced, all members who were given power in that department are stripped of power, the new head of Government may restore all positions as they were, or employ a new structure to his department and new faces.

Section 4:

Eligibility: All Members are eligible to become a head of government or hold a position in any of the three departments.

Article IV: Charter

Section I:

Amendments: The Charter is subject to revision, and such change may be suggested by members or government, final decision on revision of charter rests on the Guy in charge.

Section 2:

Law: all members will consider the charter the first and final authority in The Abortion Disco.

John Travolta has finished reading the charter out, the Albanian child runs away with the boom box. Jack wonders if he will ever see it again, “please join me in #abortion or http://fso.ipbfree.com”

Jack walks away.

Long live the Abortion Disco!

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[OOC]I don't think the intention of the alliance name was what you are taking it to be. As was explained in various places, it is a reflection from a past alliance... So please, do not direct this as being related to anything the OP didn't intend for it to be, as that is what caused controvercy in the first place...[/OOC]

"Disco is music for dancing, and people will always want to dance." - Dance your way to success!

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John Travolta’s voice squeals out the Charter of the Abortion Disco from the boom box.

I GOT CHIIIIILLS THEY'RE MULTIPLYIN'

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Good luck Jack, the Abortion Disco will surely escort us into a golden age of CyberNations.

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[OOC]I don't think the intention of the alliance name was what you are taking it to be. As was explained in various places, it is a reflection from a past alliance... So please, do not direct this as being related to anything the OP didn't intend for it to be, as that is what caused controvercy in the first place...[/OOC]

While the nation of Sileath allows abortions, we still respect the views of those who hold all life to be sacred. What is this alliance? A disco where people dance and get abortions? Do you have fetuses littering the dance floor or are they swept away before the big number?

It's disgusting, it's low class, and it's fully opposed by the nation of Sileath.

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Amazing how folks will jump at the chance of proclaiming how they are offended. Congratulations you have acted just as Jack wanted. Stop being so weak willed people.

A silly name that will bring you plenty of attention yet at the same time assure that you shall not grow bigger then a tight knit small group. Best of luck Jack, don't mind the overemotional people.

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