Johnny Apocalypse Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 The Animal Squanch Accords In the ruins of the old IRC fraternity #animalhouse: Quote OWF: War's over, man. CN's dropped the big one. Stewie: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when Pandora's Box formed? Hell no! Thrash: Superfriends? Lyanna: Forget it, he's rolling. Stewie: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! ... crickets Stewie: What the $%&@ happened to the Bob I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Stewie, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. People who mess with us, they're dead man!" Johnny Apocalypse: Dead! Stewie's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take on the bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. Stewie: We're just the guys to do it. NG and Cobra hereby announce to Squanch whoever they want, wherever they want however they want. Signed for Cobra: King Cobra - Johnny Apocalypse Royal Guard - General Kanabis, Lyanna Mormont, General Tiki Signed for Non Grata: Stewie, Leader Thrash, Foreign Affairs King Cyan, Internal Affairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lucius Optimus Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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General Kanabis Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 "You and I, gentlemen, have shared the labour and shared the danger, and the rewards are for us all" Open that !@#$ Let the squanching begin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Well, this was a pleasant(?) surprise! Congrats to both parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Bad treaty Ha, just kidding congrats guys! I always assumed you all were besties anyway so it's nice to see that confirmed via wonderful treaties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 hour ago, lilweirdward said: Bad treaty Ha, just kidding congrats guys! I always assumed you all were besties anyway so it's nice to see that confirmed via wonderful treaties! The hint of irony isn't lost on me. And neither are the opinions of my allies when they mildly conflict with my own. Meeting halfway is a beautiful concept. It's not a me thing. It's an us thing. Like I said before; "Our culture is more contextual than literal. You just say what's in your squanch and people understand" Thank you for the shout out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 32 minutes ago, General Kanabis said: The hint of irony isn't lost on me. And neither are the opinions of my allies when they mildly conflict with my own. Meeting halfway is a beautiful concept. It's not a me thing. It's an us thing. Like I said before; "Our culture is more contextual than literal. You just say what's in your squanch and people understand" Thank you for the shout out. You guys have earned the right to just say what you want to say without the annoying verbosity and pretense that CN has so often mandated of everyone else, and I respect that. I'll go back to my hole and enjoy my tiny slice of irony in peace. Congrats again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 2 hours ago, lilweirdward said: without the annoying verbosity and pretense that CN has so often mandated of everyone else I'm feeling personally attacked right now. Congrats on your treaty, I'd make the 'but treaties are bad!' joke but someone else already did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 7 hours ago, James Spanier said: Congrats on your treaty, I'd make the 'but treaties are bad!' joke but someone else already did. Lol, I still think treaties are bad! Difference is, we met in the trenches, And we have been allies in all but the formal sense mostly due to our habit of foregoing paper. If there is anyone we would sign a treaty with, it is Non Grata. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIEIXIAIS Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 I didn't agree to this. You're making this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Treaties are bad But I wrote this one with Johnny, so its good. "THEY TOOK THE BAR, THE WHOLE !@#$@#$ BAR" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 (edited) Congrats on this! Good to see =) Edited June 24, 2020 by HeroofTime55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Who the $%&@ let us sign a treaty with those hooligans in Cobra? We’re doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, TIEIXIAIS said: I didn't agree to this. You're making this up. 11 minutes ago, kerschbs said: Who the $%&@ let us sign a treaty with those hooligans in Cobra? We’re doomed. I'm going to squanch you till you're squanched in the squanch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 16 minutes ago, Lyanna Mormont said: I'm going to squanch you till you're squanched in the squanch This is the type of Squanch I like to see on the OWF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 I don’t know what Squanch is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, kerschbs said: I don’t know what Squanch is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. Sit down and let us squanch it to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 50 minutes ago, kerschbs said: I don’t know what Squanch is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. Apparently its a noun, a verb, an adjective, everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 2 hours ago, kerschbs said: Who the $%&@ let us sign a treaty with those hooligans in Cobra? We’re doomed. Hooligans? You mean statesmen Yes I agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cyan Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 35 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said: Hooligans? You mean statesmen Yes I agree Careful that it isn't hoolimen o/ Boognish o/ Stewie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martialis Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 This is a nice treaty 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Nice to see this finally on paper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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