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The re-opening of Pandora's Squanch

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The Animal Squanch Accords

 

In the ruins of the old IRC fraternity #animalhouse:

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OWF:
War's over, man. CN's dropped the big one.

 

Stewie:
Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when Pandora's Box formed? Hell no!

 

Thrash:
Superfriends?

 

Lyanna:
Forget it, he's rolling.

 

Stewie:
And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

... crickets

 

Stewie:
What the $%&@ happened to the Bob I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Stewie, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. People who mess with us, they're dead man!"


Johnny Apocalypse:
Dead! Stewie's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take on the bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

 

Stewie:
We're just the guys to do it.

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NG and Cobra hereby announce to Squanch whoever they want, wherever they want however they want.

 

Signed for Cobra:

 

King Cobra - Johnny Apocalypse

Royal Guard - General Kanabis, Lyanna Mormont, General Tiki

 

Signed for Non Grata:

 

Stewie, Leader

Thrash, Foreign Affairs

King Cyan, Internal Affairs

 

 

 

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"You and I, gentlemen, have shared the labour and shared the danger, and the rewards are for us all"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Open that !@#$

Let the squanching begin...

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Bad treaty 

 

Ha, just kidding :) congrats guys! I always assumed you all were besties anyway so it's nice to see that confirmed via wonderful treaties!

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1 hour ago, lilweirdward said:

Bad treaty 

 

Ha, just kidding :) congrats guys! I always assumed you all were besties anyway so it's nice to see that confirmed via wonderful treaties!

 

The hint of irony isn't lost on me.

And neither are the opinions of my allies when they mildly conflict with my own.

Meeting halfway is a beautiful concept.

It's not a me thing.

It's an us thing.

 

 

Like I said before;

"Our culture is more contextual than literal. You just say what's in your squanch and people understand" :awesome:

 

Thank you for the shout out.

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32 minutes ago, General Kanabis said:

 

The hint of irony isn't lost on me.

And neither are the opinions of my allies when they mildly conflict with my own.

Meeting halfway is a beautiful concept.

It's not a me thing.

It's an us thing.

 

 

Like I said before;

"Our culture is more contextual than literal. You just say what's in your squanch and people understand" :awesome:

 

Thank you for the shout out.

 

You guys have earned the right to just say what you want to say without the annoying verbosity and pretense that CN has so often mandated of everyone else, and I respect that. I'll go back to my hole and enjoy my tiny slice of irony in peace. Congrats again!

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2 hours ago, lilweirdward said:

without the annoying verbosity and pretense that CN has so often mandated of everyone else

 

I'm feeling personally attacked right now.

 

 

Congrats on your treaty, I'd make the 'but treaties are bad!' joke but someone else already did.

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7 hours ago, James Spanier said:

Congrats on your treaty, I'd make the 'but treaties are bad!' joke but someone else already did.

 

Lol, I still think treaties are bad!

 

Difference is, we met in the trenches,
And we have been allies in all but the formal sense mostly due to our habit of foregoing paper. If there is anyone we would sign a treaty with, it is Non Grata.

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Treaties are bad

 

But I wrote this one with Johnny, so its good.

 

"THEY TOOK THE BAR, THE WHOLE !@#$@#$ BAR"

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Who the $%&@ let us sign a treaty with those hooligans in Cobra?

 

We’re doomed.

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6 minutes ago, TIEIXIAIS said:

I didn't agree to this. You're making this up.

 

11 minutes ago, kerschbs said:

Who the $%&@ let us sign a treaty with those hooligans in Cobra?

 

We’re doomed.

 

I'm going to squanch you till you're squanched in the squanch 

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16 minutes ago, Lyanna Mormont said:

 

 

I'm going to squanch you till you're squanched in the squanch 

 

This is the type of Squanch I like to see on the OWF

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4 minutes ago, kerschbs said:

I don’t know what Squanch is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. 

 

Sit down and let us squanch it to you.

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50 minutes ago, kerschbs said:

I don’t know what Squanch is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. 

Apparently its a noun, a verb, an adjective, everything. 

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2 hours ago, kerschbs said:

Who the $%&@ let us sign a treaty with those hooligans in Cobra?

 

We’re doomed.

Hooligans? You mean statesmen 

 

Yes I agree 

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35 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said:

Hooligans? You mean statesmen 

 

Yes I agree 

Careful that it isn't hoolimen

 

o/ Boognish

o/ Stewie

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