Keysariyt Hanssen Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Spoiler The Nordic Cactuar Accords"If You Can't Beat 'Em" Editionthe bit before this has gone on long enough, don’t you think?one - sovereignty the signatories agree that, whilst llamas should indeed be granted equal citizenship, said llamas should not be permitted wander across state linestwo - non-aggression the signatories agree that killing each other should be a last resortthree - espionage the signatories agree not to spy on each other’s stufffour - military and financial assistance the signatories agree that, although they are not obligated to pew pew for one another, mutual laser pointer fun time is greatly appreciated and encouragedfive - cancellation the signatories agree to provide 72-hours advance notice should they decide that they don’t like each other againsigned for the Random Insanity Alliance Lord Cactuar: Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Lord Cactuar of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. Floridian Council, Cactimus Prime dester55 Gigantuar Leo, Probably didn't sign this Funktuar Mogar, Emperor of the Royal Ariana Grande Empire, Minister of Mogar Affairs, Minister of Attention, CN's Psychologist, Captain Planet Emeritus, Frequent nuclear rogue, First!, Master of Amsging, Banned for your Sins, King of Notaries, Dual Member of The Bear Cavalry whether they want him or not, Defender of all of the cybernations females, Radio host extraordinare, degenerate rogue barbarian man, still working on coming up with more titles to catch up to Shadow, All Around Nice Guy, Also Hello Electron Sponge. signed for Nordreich Oro Ibah Aozpi - Kaiser von Nordreich. Proceeds the Weedian Hobo, The Desert Wanderer of Southern Algeria, Champion of the Druid Priest Smoke-Covenant, Deliverer of Ebola, Bather in the Glow of Kicken Rays, Arranger of the Ceremonial Bones, Master of the Groundation of the Redneck Hike, Possessor of the Yodel Rune, The One True LORD Jesus Santa Man Latexi - Kronprinz von Nordreich, didn't want to write a long title just for this treaty but is on holiday destroying his liver this weekend instead Kristjan Laidoner - Reichsmarschall, International Military Man, Resident Gun Enthusiast, Observer of the Thirsty Beaver, Deliverer of the Hahahahahaha, the Walking Nordic Etymological Dictionary, Panthers lost the super bowl, The Eighteen-Hours-Without-Coitus Survivor Kaiser Hanssen - Reichskanzlerin, Reichsminister of Internal Affairs, Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Maroon Team Senator, The Originator of the Oop, Quiter of Government, Hero of the RIA, Insomniac of Nordland, Kippah Wearer, The One Who Talks To Herself, Is It Kaiser, Kaiser Hanssen, or Hanssen Answerer, writer of the titles that are just a little longer than the ones Mogar gave her for this treaty counting total word count and not word count for the actual individuals The One Who Shall Remain Nameless That Asteroid EightiesMercedes - Staatssekretär, Incumbent Scapegoat, Temporary Replacement Leather Donkey Enthusiast, Resident Weeb, The One Who Is Absolutely On The List Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 I for one am pleased someone else participates in the lengthy titles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kiloist Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 This is terrible and you both should be ashamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 lmao jesus christ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) I don't understand the appeal in signing with someone who bases his alliance policy on whether he personally likes or dislikes people, and says stuff like other people's existence being a casus belli. Edited July 21, 2017 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banned Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) This is actually a really appropriate partnering. Well done. Edited July 21, 2017 by Banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) I don't understand the appeal in signing with someone who bases his alliance policy on whether he personally likes or dislikes people, and says stuff like other people's existence being a casus belli. same except ethnic nationalists Edited July 21, 2017 by Neo Uruk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackatron Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Congratulations to RIA and NoR, very happy to see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 21 minutes ago, Sir Kiloist said: This is terrible and you both should be ashamed. Supergrievances when? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Get a room! Lulz. Seriously though, congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kiloist Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Mogar said: Supergrievances when? Have your people talk to my people bb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Congrats NG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctis Lucis Caelum Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Congrats on the treaty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaineGOP Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 o/ RIA and NoR Some of my fav people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 I thought there was supposed to be a Maroon War 2, I feel misled. Congrats RIA and NoR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keysariyt Hanssen Posted July 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 I think it would be like Maroon War 18 by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Kaiser Hanssen said: I think it would be like Maroon War 18 by now. I'm calling it what it was called to me. Don't blame the misled person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im317 Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 after fighting each other in this last war we decided to maybe fight together in the next one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caustic Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 Congrats on this I know it's hard to put down your swords sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 I'm glad to see that killing each other is a last resort, but still an acceptable resort nonetheless. Congrats, y'all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 I'm certain we can find things we'd rather kill than one another for a war or two before resuming the maroon civil war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Ruler Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 I'd like to point out that: 1. I fought NoR while in RIA about 6ish years ago. After two weeks, and following the issues for which RIA has now apologised, I joined NoR. 2. I fought RIA three times in the past 6 years, twice as part of NoR. 3. RIA apologises to me. I forgive them. 4. NoR and RIA sign a treaty. What I am saying is: I did this before it was cool Also, LWaB hereby announces a MADP treaty with RIA and NoR, whether they like it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabonnobar Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 tfw RIA and NG are finally friendsish and it just took NSO's disbandment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 29 minutes ago, rabonnobar said: tfw RIA and NG are finally friendsish and it just took NSO's disbandment If only things were a bit different this would have happened last year, glad to see you found a new home though my friend. RE: Holy Ruler, we accept, we've defended former members before, you'd not be the first 1 man AA we defended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Ruler Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 6 hours ago, Mogar said: If only things were a bit different this would have happened last year, glad to see you found a new home though my friend. RE: Holy Ruler, we accept, we've defended former members before, you'd not be the first 1 man AA we defended. Mogar, as I keep saying: this isn't a 1-man an AA. It is just an AA with one man. for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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