Oro Ibah Aozpi Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 A day late and a deutschmark short from Operation Dank & Birthday Cake. What a shame, so instead I will share with you a story. A group of Nordlanders walk into a bar… (aye, start of a bad joke indeed) A group of Nordlanders show up to Beerfest. WHAT IS ZEE PASSWORD!?? Apparently it is not leather donkey or anything to do with redneck troll. They missed last call so they get drunk all night and pass out in an alley. In the morning a messenger bird wakes them, appearing in the form of a parrot of all creatures. “PEPPER YOUR ANGUS” is all the note said, so they sent an eagle in return, "WHERE THE BOOTY?" They refill their drinking horns and bier steins, making their way to the coast. In the distance they see a tattered ship with a skull and crossbones flag sporting many sea-faring fellow using monoculars. These were not bearded cyclops but pirates who had been observing these heathens for days. So the Northmen boarded their longboat, preparing to discuss the superiority of their ship making, weaponry, beards and alcohol; providing a bounty of mead, beer and women, because you can’t have a party on rum alone. However, these pirates were not too keen on the party favors (questions still abound regarding this). Having seen through the offering, they treated the Nordlanders as persona non grata, so defense became a necessity and a fight broke out. To this day, no one knows if they are still warring or partying, but no one can deny their similarities. Having seen this coming, we left the “blitz” out of “blitzkrieg” but at least we got it half right. Nordreich declares war on Pirates of the Parrot Order. Commence war party at sea… DAS BOOT Oro, Kaiser von Nordreich Latexi, Kronprinz Hanssen, Kanzlerin TurnipCruncher, Reichsmarschall and OWF Provocateur PuliSher, Reichsbanker and Hated One Kristjan Laidoner, Minister of Interior Trebs, Propaganda Wolfgang von Sterreich, Eternal Scapegoat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 (edited) Well there's one. Time to dust off some of my old propaganda though I do appreciate the dow post. It seems to be a non requirement for your side this war. Edited April 21, 2016 by Xanth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Xanth said: Well there's one. Time to dust off some of my old propaganda Someone is pushing hard to have PZI return. Think of the Children Xanth, anything but Old propaganda . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurnipCruncher Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 I knew about this minutes ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Vietnam Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 the Vietnamese people support the mighty new german reich to crush the pirate filth! heil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 A DoW! Some alliances still have a healthy respect for flair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 6 minutes ago, The Pansy said: Someone is pushing hard to have PZI return. Think of the Children Xanth, anything but Old propaganda . By the end of this they can feel free to pzi my nation all they want. I will be provoking it the whole way throigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keysariyt Hanssen Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 8 minutes ago, Van Hoo III said: A DoW! Some alliances still have a healthy respect for flair. It's the least we can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabcat Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 21 minutes ago, Oro Ibah Aozpi said: A day late and a deutschmark short from Operation Dank & Birthday Cake. Classy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oro Ibah Aozpi Posted April 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Sabcat said: Classy And for your 1,000 post to boot. Glad I could be of service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 o/ Nordreich Nice DoW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Get 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Das zerfetzte Schiff , sie ist der fliegende Holländer Best of luck my pirate friends. At least you now have some jolly people to butt heads with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Nazis fighting pirates. It's like a 12 year old's dream come true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 The Finns are coming! The Finns are coming! Hide your Stalinists! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latexi Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Duderonomy said: The Finns are coming! The Finns are coming! Hide your Stalinists! It's already too late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigrun Vapneir Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 30 minutes ago, Latexi said: It's already too late So true. Also welcome Nords. Good to see you here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margrave Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Wot? Whose birthday did we miss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Xanth Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Sabcat said: Classy DonT you Know, they are trying to capture some of their old "glory". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caustic Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Make NoR Great Again 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabcat Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Caustic said: Make NoR Great Again 2016 Again? It's been outrageous and mediocre but never great. Right now it's either outrageous again or just juvenile. Either way.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 (edited) <insert knew about this X amount of time ago joke here> Welcome to the war! I saw beer and an attempt at a joke (I appreciate jokes). Enjoy folks! Edited April 22, 2016 by gowfanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 RUM and BEER! Now it's a party. Arrggggh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Make mine ice cold vodka. Rum doesn't properly represent this front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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