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Operation Longboats & Beer Notes

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A day late and a deutschmark short from Operation Dank & Birthday Cake. What a shame, so instead I will share with you a story.

 

A group of Nordlanders walk into a bar… (aye, start of a bad joke indeed)

A group of Nordlanders show up to Beerfest.

 

WHAT IS ZEE PASSWORD!??

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Apparently it is not leather donkey or anything to do with redneck troll.
They missed last call so they get drunk all night and pass out in an alley.
In the morning a messenger bird wakes them, appearing in the form of a parrot of all creatures.
“PEPPER YOUR ANGUS” is all the note said, so they sent an eagle in return, "WHERE THE BOOTY?"

 

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They refill their drinking horns and bier steins, making their way to the coast. In the distance they see a tattered ship with a skull and crossbones flag sporting many sea-faring fellow using monoculars. These were not bearded cyclops but pirates who had been observing these heathens for days.

 

So the Northmen boarded their longboat, preparing to discuss the superiority of their ship making, weaponry, beards and alcohol; providing a bounty of mead, beer and women, because you can’t have a party on rum alone.

 

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However, these pirates were not too keen on the party favors (questions still abound regarding this). Having seen through the offering, they treated the Nordlanders as persona non grata, so defense became a necessity and a fight broke out. To this day, no one knows if they are still warring or partying, but no one can deny their similarities.

 

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Having seen this coming, we left the “blitz” out of “blitzkrieg” but at least we got it half right.
Nordreich declares war on Pirates of the Parrot Order. Commence war party at sea…

 

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DAS BOOT

 

Oro, Kaiser von Nordreich
Latexi, Kronprinz
Hanssen, Kanzlerin
TurnipCruncher, Reichsmarschall and OWF Provocateur
PuliSher, Reichsbanker and Hated One
Kristjan Laidoner, Minister of Interior
Trebs, Propaganda
Wolfgang von Sterreich, Eternal Scapegoat

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Well there's one. Time to dust off some of my old propaganda 

 

though I do appreciate the dow post. It seems to be a non requirement for your side this war.

Edited by Xanth

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3 minutes ago, Xanth said:

Well there's one. Time to dust off some of my old propaganda 

Someone is pushing hard to have PZI return. Think of the Children Xanth, anything but Old propaganda .

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6 minutes ago, The Pansy said:

Someone is pushing hard to have PZI return. Think of the Children Xanth, anything but Old propaganda . 

By the end of this they can feel free to pzi my nation all they want. I will be provoking it the whole way throigh.

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21 minutes ago, Oro Ibah Aozpi said:

A day late and a deutschmark short from Operation Dank & Birthday Cake.

 

Classy

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Get 'em.

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Das zerfetzte Schiff , sie ist der fliegende Holländer
Best of luck my pirate friends. At least you now have some jolly people to butt heads with. 

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2 minutes ago, Duderonomy said:

The Finns are coming! The Finns are coming! Hide your Stalinists!

It's already too late :smug:

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30 minutes ago, Latexi said:

It's already too late :smug:

 

So true.

 

Also welcome Nords. Good to see you here.

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2 hours ago, Sabcat said:

 

 

Classy

DonT you Know, they are trying to capture some of their old "glory".

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Make NoR Great Again 2016

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1 hour ago, Caustic said:

Make NoR Great Again 2016

 

Again? It's been outrageous and mediocre but never great. Right now it's either outrageous again or just juvenile. Either way....

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<insert knew about this X amount of time ago joke here>

 Welcome to the war! I saw beer and an attempt at a joke (I appreciate jokes). Enjoy folks!

Edited by gowfanatic

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Make mine ice cold vodka. Rum doesn't properly represent this front.

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