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Frustration: UE's "undeclared war" with GOONS (The Old One)

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Right now, the alliance known as United Equestria has been under attack by the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving, culminating into a nuclear war involving at least 15+ wars between nations of United Equestria, GOONS, and a one-member alliance called the League of Anti Bronies, which receives aid from GOONS.

 

The war started when 3 nations of GOONS decided to attack one of our nations just because we happened to be fans of a cartoon show. For realzies. Fighting someone just because they happen to like something else that is pretty much harmless is beyond pathetic. It escalated after we retaliated, and it has snowballed into a so far undeclared war.

 

I am frustrated by the lack of notice of this destructive war, as well as the lack of a formal declaration of hostilities by both my alliance and GOONS. I noticed that GOONS and Fark are currently duking it out right now. I have suggested to my alliance that UE and Fark cooperate to fight GOONS, but so far, nothing has come of it.

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So you admit that you're fans of a cartoon show? Bold.

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You realize GOONS disbanded and you're fighting nuclear rogues who are just blowing their warchests, yeah?

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Maybe next time you'll think twice before liking a cartoon show!

IKR...Infidels swim in their own blood...o/ Goons

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IKR...Infidels swim in their own blood...o/ Goons

Good thing that Doom Squad are busy composing their love songs for my amusement otherwise you'd have probably destroyed United Equestria by now.

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This is a harsh, cruel, and bitter vale of tears. I fear that those attacking you never learned the true magic of friendship. Their values are nihilistic - truly something awful. Your only recourse is to look to your own strength and those of whatever allies you can find. Your proposal to make an alliance of convenience with Fark is not entirely unreasonable under the circumstances. But what can you offer them, realistically?

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Clearly III Percent need to pay him a visit.

I was thinking SNX, this could be a real moral booster for them :p

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This is a harsh, cruel, and bitter vale of tears. I fear that those attacking you never learned the true magic of friendship. Their values are nihilistic - truly something awful. Your only recourse is to look to your own strength and those of whatever allies you can find. Your proposal to make an alliance of convenience with Fark is not entirely unreasonable under the circumstances. But what can you offer them, realistically?

Pingu is my favourite fictional character. At least he tucks me into bed unlike United Equestria.

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Liking a cartoon show shouldnt be a valid CB, I agree that this war should st... wait its THAT cartoon? ohhh... well have fun with the nukes.

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You realize GOONS disbanded and you're fighting nuclear rogues who are just blowing their warchests, yeah?


I doubt UE would have even noticed a DoW.

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Liking a cartoon show shouldnt be a valid CB, I agree that this war should st... wait its THAT cartoon? ohhh... well have fun with the nukes.

What is a cartoon? No... that I believe is a group who have rallied around some sort of nature documentary. Surely they are knowing what they are doing. Observe.

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Pingu is my favourite fictional character. At least he tucks me into bed unlike United Equestria.


Franz, Franz... I really do exist, you know. Please don't go confusing the good citizens of Bob by claiming that I am a fiction. If you do, I won't ever tuck you in again, and there will be no more hot cocoa and cookies for you.

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Embrace the casualties- in all honesty monsters inc had planned on hitting you guys on a number of occasions in the past.

Mainly because your alliance doesn't contritube to the community- you sit there and rot

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Goons disbanded? :psyduck:

Well any thread with Goons and free should be entertaining at least, I'll go and call up my friend Orville :popcorn:

Best of luck to you UE. I'm not sure what's up with Fark, but to the best of my knowledge they just don't like Goons.

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UE is still around? Well I'll be damned.

MI6, you get to live for another month or so, we'll be rolling some bronies for a few weeks.

Also, as if you being a bronie wasn't a good enough reason to roll you, you just used "for realzies".

Embrace the casualties- in all honesty monsters inc had planned on hitting you guys on a number of occasions in the past.

Mainly because your alliance doesn't contritube to the community- you sit there and rot

OH GOD NO, NOT MONSTERS INC. WHAT EVER WOULD THEY DO. Edited by dane0

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UE is still around? Well I'll be damned.

MI6, you get to live for another month or so, we'll be rolling some bronies for a few weeks.

Also, as if you being a bronie wasn't a good enough reason to roll you, you just used "for realzies".

OH GOD NO, NOT MONSTERS INC. WHAT EVER WOULD THEY DO.

 

I dont like you...

 

The dislike of bronies IS a unifying force though...

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UE is still around? Well I'll be damned.
MI6, you get to live for another month or so, we'll be rolling some bronies for a few weeks.
Also, as if you being a bronie wasn't a good enough reason to roll you, you just used "for realzies".OH GOD NO, NOT MONSTERS INC. WHAT EVER WOULD THEY DO.

Pretty simple actually, if you've followed our last 12 Alliance wars you will find that we usually hit our target, words are tossed around, activity is up- and eventually there is a peace.

In fact, they would do more than what you've done all year Edited by Lord Hitchcock

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Don't you have allies?

I'm pretty sure you have allies?

Maybe you should call them.

PS. If you have no allies, feel free to correct me in an official manner, and I will send assistance

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