Lord Levistus Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 [b]The Napalm in the Morning Accords[/b] 1) Molon Labe and Valhalla recognize that even among good friends, each party shall remain sovereign. 2) A. Should Molon Labe be attacked, Valhalla agrees that in the spirit of friendship and honor to raid the western shores of the attacking party unless said attack on Molon Labe is in retaliation for Molon Labe attacking another sovereign alliance in which case Valhalla retains the choice of raiding said western shore or not. B. Should Valhalla be attacked, Molon Labe agrees that in the spirit of friendship and honor to put much lead downrange unless said attack on Valhalla is in retaliation for Valhalla attacking another sovereign alliance in which case Molon Labe retains the choice of expending some ammo or not. 3) A. If Molon Labe finds the need to initiate war on a sovereign alliance, Valhalla may or may not send a few ships along as well. B. If Valhalla wants to blow someone's head off, Molon Labe may take a few pot shots, or may simply chill with some beer and popcorn. 4) If Molon Labe or Valhalla have information about SHTF they better well share it or they may have to find their own foxhole on the big day. 5) Molon Labe and Valhalla can request military aid from each other. 6) Molon Labe agrees to use proper trigger control and Valhalla promises Molon Labe's western shores are off limits. If a member of either alliance has a "here hold my beer" moment, they shall have 24 hours to stand down and pay the bar tab or both alliances agree to expel the member and exercise some liberal lead poisoning. 7) If either alliance wants out, they are obligated to grant prior notice which shall start a 15 day divorce proceeding, or else be considered a low down dirty hornswoggler. 8) Both agree it smells like victory. [b]Signed for Valhalla, ChefJoe - Regent Levistus - Vice Regent Windbender - Marshal AddictedAffliction - Emissary Rivai - Security Consul Chairman Hal - Chancellor Signed for Molon Labe, Congress: JG MoIA / congress Buno MoWaD / congress Shov congress Aggie MoFA / congress Skoal MoTaF / congress[/b] [center][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnzoCosta Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 Needs more Aggie. o/ ML o/ Val o/ More winning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 About time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefjoe Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 I love me some Melon Lube! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montosh Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 This is an awesome announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carter0912 Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggierebel96 Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Glad to have it inked up and official with our old pals from Valhalla again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Love the taste of Melon Lube once more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Congratulations guys! Looking good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGaltOU812 Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Huzzah, shazam, etc. Also, this rocks hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusty Juggler Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 That's a good idea, give guns to vikings.... o/ Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Do like. Congrats to our friends in Valhalla and their buds in ML. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 In before duckroll dies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dajobo Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 (edited) Uh-oh. Good luck to Valhalla with this, this looks mighty interesting. Edited October 30, 2013 by RevolutionaryRebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letterkenny Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 I love me some Melon Lube! o/ Au contraire, sticking your dick in a watermelon is not advisable man, don't try it. Bad news. Seeds get stuck and that peel - well, you get the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Congrats to my viking friends and their new old pals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Congrats guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikko Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 All right ! /o Val /o ML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 I think I remember this in 2008 lol... congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 I support everything with melon lube! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkhill Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Congrats to two fine Alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmansfield68 Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Looks good guys, nothing like a bunch of lubed up Vikings! :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkeyeNation Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Congrats! o/Val Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warrior Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Much love to both parties. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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