Nobody Expects Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 [center] [size=7]The True Arachnoagricultural Accords “Eight Legs good, Four Legs Bad”[/size] [img]http://i.imgur.com/6WF0J.jpg[/img][/center] [left]Friends, since we last shared the spider’s revolutionary spirit with you, there have been some claims of hypocrisy, bias, and misdirection. It seems that their Seven Commandments have been misinterpreted from their founders’ initial intentions. To clarify any misconceptions, they have prepared the following statement: Citizens of Bob, let it be known that you were not paying attention when last you recorded our message. You have been quick to judge our revolution and make allegations of tippling, mattress use, and fratricide. I assure you, our actions have never been counter to our commandments. That one eight legged freak we ate totally had it coming, what with his soft shell and all that drawn butter …. Mmmm, Delicious. Anyways, below lies our official Seven Commandments. Educate yourself, fools.[/left] 1. [b]Whatever goes upon 4 legs is an enemy.[/b] -The Alliances of Fark and Anarchy Inc agree to unite in defense of the idea that spiders shall walk along the tangled skeins that are these series of tubes without harassment. 2. [b]Whatever goes upon eight legs, or rides strands of polymers through the sky like they are balloons, is a friend.[/b] - The spiders are our future. Neither alliance shall engage in or endorse military action against the other signatory. If a nation is found in violation of this provision, they will be required to offer reparations up to 150% reparations. 3. [b]No Spider shall wear clothes.[/b] - Neither alliance shall engage in espionage against the other, and will share intelligence when necessary in the furthering of our cause. 4. [b]No Spider shall sleep in a bed [i]with sheets.[/i][/b] -This should go without saying, cotton, flannel and silk are just so bourgeois. 5. [b]No Spider shall drink alcohol [i]to excess[/i].[/b] - While a nice medicinal slug of rye can help with the digestion of flies for our leaders, most of the booze shall remain with the alliances of Fark and Anarchy Inc. as a payment for their service. These alliances may offer aid to each other in any way that is possible upon request, military or otherwise. 6. [b]No Spider shall kill any other Spider [i]without cause[/i].[/b] - There may come a time when this pact is obsolete, at that time it may be dissolved by either party. It shall remain in effect for 72 hours after notice is given. [b]7. All arachnids are equal.[/b] -Both Farkistan, Anarchy Inc. and their respective members, recognize the sovereignty of the other. Both alliances and their respective members shall remain civil to each other at all times, especially in public forums and places like farms or barns. [u][b]Signed for Anarchy Inc.:[/b][/u] [b]Triumvirate[/b] QueenHailee - Triumvir Tron(Anarchaphobia)ix - Triumvir Nobody Expects - Triumvir [b]Council[/b] chefjoe - Minister of Foreign Affairs Gambona - Minister of Internal Affairs Kryievla - Minister of Defense Aeros - Minister of Finance [u][b]Signed for Fark:[/b][/u] Submitter: ManWithPlanX Squirrel: Mr Vicarious Speaker of the Council: Cable77 Total Fark Council: EvilOne Randomly Jim OneEightyTwo Country Mouse [center][img]http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/8565/treatyt.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/21OXF.jpg[/img] This was always an ODP, you just remember wrong.[/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRON IX Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 It's wonderful to see this new friendship growing. I hope it continues to prosper. Maybe with a few less arachnids. o/ Fark o/ Ai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAstro34 Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Congratulations AI and Fark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 D'awwwww this is much cuter than the first version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grendel Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 o/ Fark .....not sure about the other alliance in this treaty though..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Poor Tums... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Vicarious Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 So glad to get this done. It's been a pleasure working with you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 O/ Good....Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 All glory to the Arachnid revolution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Republic Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 I'm loving this treaty! Congrats to both alliances! o/ Fark o/ Anarchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commanderragnar Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Grat's anarchy o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage3 Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Cute kids there. And a nice treaty too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brehon Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Those Farkers are something. I really got to know them more during our conflict and found out they weren't so bad. I of course have nothing but great things to say about AI except for WickedJ and I have respect for FARK o/ Bravo to both!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaBravo42 Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Huzzah, luckily I'm already drinking so I can dedicate one on the treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 [size=8][img]http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20453480.jpg[/img][/size] [size=8]o/ Fark! o/ Anarchy Inc![/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 My condolences, Fark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 It's the final countdown... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinfat Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 There comes a time when we heed a certain call. When the world must come together as one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cable77 Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Fitting... [img]http://newcdn.pvponline.com/img/comic/pvp20121129a.jpg[/img] Farkers have a lot of experience with anarchy so I guess this just makes sense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge X Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Congrats to 2 very good friends and allies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkhill Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 I like this very much!!! 0/ AI 0/ Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCRABT Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 This means when we roll AI, you will have the option to attack us again FARK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Vicarious Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 [quote name='MCRABT' timestamp='1354228137' post='3058202'] This means when we roll AI, you will have the option to attack us again FARK [/quote] Casualties all around, sounds like a date /I can bring the scotch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCRABT Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 [quote name='Mr Vicarious' timestamp='1354228201' post='3058204'] Casualties all around, sounds like a date /I can bring the scotch [/quote] Threesome with scotch. Excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EgoFreaky Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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