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[quote name='Mr Damsky' timestamp='1322291234' post='2852027']
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[color="#2E8B57"][u][b][size="5"][center]ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE FEDERATION OF ARMED RESISTANCE FOR CAPITALIST ENTERPRISES[/center][/size][/b][/u][/color]


Greetings Brothers,

Tonight I come to you with a sad message. A death has occurred. Do not be confused, for a human being has not perished. Rather, a thing has perished. That thing is CN Politics. Ah yes! We've all known this day would come. CN Politics has been on life support ever since the end of the Karma wars. Progressively stupider wars started for stupid reasons. You and I both know it. But tonight, the final nail has been driven into the coffin of CN Politics.

Don't we all remember the good ol' days of CN Politics? The months of planning which was needed to frame up a curbstomp. The hours of tedious backroom discussions. The tireless work taken to invent CBs in order to save face with the public when the glorious, inevitable day of declaration came!

And now what do we have? We have nothing! We have stupidity! Our wars today are essentially petty school yard fights! No intrigue, no excitement, no intensity. Clearly defined sides, with zero possibility of any form of victory for the curbstomped. What fun is this? What fun is announcing to the world your intentions to annihilate an alliance, and having 90% of the world at your back? This is not fun. This is not exciting.

So what is to be done? Well, as I have previously established, we must first cast off our chains of oppression forced upon us by the Oligarchs! But we shall not further stress this point tonight. If we shall not be provided with entertaining wars, the lifeblood of this planet, than we cannot settle for cat fights. We must declare a farewell to arms if we shall not be given an adequate enemy to take up arms against!

I bring you now to what FARCE shall do in response to the events perpetrated tonight. We shall declare war against all enemies of the New Polar Order who were to lazy to invent a CB to destroy her. We shall not stand for the greatest injustice of all, the proliferation of boredom across this beautiful planet. And I personally encourage you, dear reader, not to stand for it either.

I leave you now with these words, a phrase taken by one of the wisest of men ever to walk the face of the earth:
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Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito[/i]. Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it

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Federation of Armed Resistance for Capitalist Enterprises

Mr Damsky
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I'm going to take a leap of faith here and say you weren't a leader of one of the alliances Polaris $%&@ed over in Bi-Polar. This war has a lot of legitimacy in my eyes.

Anyway, good hunting. Have fun. :D

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[quote name='Sabcat' timestamp='1322324340' post='2852552']
To be fair he's not so much ant-socialism as ignorant of what it is.
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Socialism is what the President is!


[quote name='Yevgeni Luchenkov' timestamp='1322325092' post='2852567']
We will be contacting you for peace terms. Be merciful.
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An essay on why the Austrian Business Cycle Theory is the only adequate explanation of the business cycle, and you (and your ilk) shall receive immediate peace!

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[quote name='Mr Damsky' timestamp='1322291234' post='2852027']
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito[/i]. Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it

/s/

Federation of Armed Resistance for Capitalist Enterprises

Mr Damsky
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That's what everyone is doing. They're proceeding against NpO.

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[quote name='Mr Damsky' timestamp='1322330751' post='2852664']
ITT People in TSO complain about betrayal.


While we're at it, when are we going to repay TOP for their betrayal in the Karma War? And when we do that, how about ODN? Sparta?

I mean, we all just want to be fair right?
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We don't complain at all. There is [i]nothing[/i] to complain about.


For us, NpO has always been enemy #1. You need someone like them. It's what keeps your community interested. So yeah, while I personally wouldn't have a problem with fighting Sparta; Polar is just "teh ebil". We cannot save the whole world, but we can improve it a bit. Polar getting kicked is a big improval. That you go down with them, doesn't make the situation worse at all.

I hope that answered your questions, wanna-be-RV. If not - you know where to find me

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[quote name='NoMercy' timestamp='1322331806' post='2852686']
We don't complain at all. There is [i]nothing[/i] to complain about.


For us, NpO has always been enemy #1. You need someone like them. It's what keeps your community interested. So yeah, while I personally wouldn't have a problem with fighting Sparta; Polar is just "teh ebil". We cannot save the whole world, but we can improve it a bit. Polar getting kicked is a big improval. That you go down with them, doesn't make the situation worse at all.

I hope that answered your questions, wanna-be-RV. If not - you know where to find me
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Polar is an insignificant alliance which represents the losing side of the political spectrum. If you want to know how "interested" the community is go look at the fact that the TOP DoW has a staggering 15 pages. No one cares. You're not changing a thing.

If you want to change the world go attack MK or VE or someone important.

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[quote name='Mr Damsky' timestamp='1322333851' post='2852718']
Polar is an insignificant alliance which represents the losing side of the political spectrum. If you want to know how "interested" the community is go look at the fact that the TOP DoW has a staggering 15 pages. No one cares. You're not changing a thing.

If you want to change the world go attack MK or VE or someone important.
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As I said, for us, Polar is more. And changing the world is exactly what we don't want. We just don't care enough.

[OOC]I think CN has changed. Less RAAGGE seems to be quite usual now-days. That again decreases the activity and causes even less rage. Which is a circle, and bad for the game.

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[quote name='Mr Damsky' timestamp='1322326220' post='2852593']
An essay on why the Austrian Business Cycle Theory is the only adequate explanation of the business cycle, and you (and your ilk) shall receive immediate peace!
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So you want them to lie? :smug:

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