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[color="#2E8B57"][u][b][size="5"][center]ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE FEDERATION OF ARMED RESISTANCE FOR CAPITALIST ENTERPRISES[/center][/size][/b][/u][/color]

Greetings Brothers,

Tonight I come to you with a sad message. A death has occurred. Do not be confused, for a human being has not perished. Rather, a thing has perished. That thing is CN Politics. Ah yes! We've all known this day would come. CN Politics has been on life support ever since the end of the Karma wars. Progressively stupider wars started for stupid reasons. You and I both know it. But tonight, the final nail has been driven into the coffin of CN Politics.

Don't we all remember the good ol' days of CN Politics? The months of planning which was needed to frame up a curbstomp. The hours of tedious backroom discussions. The tireless work taken to invent CBs in order to save face with the public when the glorious, inevitable day of declaration came!

And now what do we have? We have nothing! We have stupidity! Our wars today are essentially petty school yard fights! No intrigue, no excitement, no intensity. Clearly defined sides, with zero possibility of any form of victory for the curbstomped. What fun is this? What fun is announcing to the world your intentions to annihilate an alliance, and having 90% of the world at your back? This is not fun. This is not exciting.

So what is to be done? Well, as I have previously established, we must first cast off our chains of oppression forced upon us by the Oligarchs! But we shall not further stress this point tonight. If we shall not be provided with entertaining wars, the lifeblood of this planet, than we cannot settle for cat fights. We must declare a farewell to arms if we shall not be given an adequate enemy to take up arms against!

I bring you now to what FARCE shall do in response to the events perpetrated tonight. We shall declare war against all enemies of the New Polar Order who were to lazy to invent a CB to destroy her. We shall not stand for the greatest injustice of all, the proliferation of boredom across this beautiful planet. And I personally encourage you, dear reader, not to stand for it either.

I leave you now with these words, a phrase taken by one of the wisest of men ever to walk the face of the earth:
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito[/i]. Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it


Federation of Armed Resistance for Capitalist Enterprises

Mr Damsky

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[quote name='Tygaland' timestamp='1322291396' post='2852041']
Looks like the ball is in your court, NPO, Olympus, Valhalla, TORN, BAPS and PF.

Well, in response I set forth plan: Occupy Peace Mode. Pillow forts must be built higher!! :smug:

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[quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1322291470' post='2852052']
First anti-socialism and now pro-polar?

You should be ashamed of yourself. :awesome:

I came here to say this but Hereno stole my thunder.

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