Jack Layton Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Allahu aqbar, my faithful Ummah! The First Jacktifada has been launched to rid the world of Zionism and Producerism. Endless reward awaits those who take up arms against the infidel and strike them with a ferocity only matched by the burning desert sands. This fatwa has been shouted from every minaret in Dar al-Islam and it orders you to wage jihad against every Allah deprived pervert in Dar-al Kufr, but especially the infidel known as Immortan Junka! Blessings to our benefactor, Methrage/Sephiroth/Lucis. We wouldn't be doing this without you. May your death be quick and peaceful. Grand Mufti Jack Layton, Second Prophet of Islam, Descendant of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) Through His First Wife Khadija, Spahi of the Ottoman Empire, Cab Driver, Bedouin Camel Warrior, Owner/Operator of Al-Sham Kebab Shop, IT Specialist, and Caliph of Dar al-Kanada. ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of NDPstan. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 7/1/2017 3:05:03 AM Last Bill Payment: 7/7/2017 6:48:07 PM Desired Religion: Voodoo Desired Government: Republic Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 660 Last Nuke Purchase: 7/7/2017 11:27:10 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 4/28/2017 Total Money: $229,450,062 Technology: 116.30 Levels Trade Partners: Hisokamura, kingdom of india, Morphine, Empire of Man, The State Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 183, Navy XP: 1, Air Force XP: 5598, Intelligence XP: 85 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 80 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 225 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 15 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of NDPstan. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to target and destroy $10,000,000.00 in enemy money reserves. Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Morphine. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to assassinate a Morphine military general. In the attack Colton Mckay of the Air Force branch with an XP level of 454 was killed. Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Morphine. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 6/25/2017 12:43:04 PM Last Bill Payment: 7/7/2017 3:27:54 PM Desired Religion: Hinduism Desired Government: Communist Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 7/7/2017 3:35:37 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 6/10/2017 Total Money: $106,546,861 Technology: 76.62 Levels Trade Partners: The State, Empire of Man, Hisokamura, NDPstan Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 51, Navy XP: 5, Air Force XP: 502, Intelligence XP: 84 Assigned Generals: Air Force XP Level 454, Army XP Level 139, Intelligence XP Level 85, Navy XP Level 55 Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Have fun! I have plenty of aid to turtle and run spy attacks forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted July 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 There are Islamic hordes waiting to mount their camels and charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Yeah sure. Good luck. Would you like a hat for your ass? Or perhaps an ass for your hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted July 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, Fox Fire said: Yeah sure. Good luck. Would you like a hat for your ass? Or perhaps an ass for your hat? Oh look. Another pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banned Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Immortan Junka said: Have fun! I have plenty of aid to turtle and run spy attacks forever! I pledge plenty of aid to brothers jack layton and morphine on request so they can turtle and run spy attacks forever. Or actually fight unlike this failure of a leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Jack Layton said: Oh look. Another pervert. What would the world be without our brilliance? A super !@#$@#$ boring place, that's what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackatron Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 War Declaration Date: 7/7/2017 3:19:39 PM War Declaration Date: 7/7/2017 3:33:37 PM War Declaration Date: 7/7/2017 11:24:54 PM Well done Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Let it be known that if any of this stupid !@#$ has to do with anything posted in my Discord channel, I will make everyone in this thread pay for being massive !@#$% !@#$@#$ bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackatron Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 7 minutes ago, Fox Fire said: Let it be known that if any of this stupid !@#$ has to do with anything posted in my Discord channel, I will make everyone in this thread pay for being massive !@#$% !@#$@#$ bags. A reasonable position Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDRocks Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Banned said: I pledge plenty of aid to brothers jack layton and morphine on request so they can turtle and run spy attacks forever. Or actually fight unlike this failure of a leader. Isn't Junka now allied with NpO? You really trying to start a war here Banned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Well... that's a lot more money than I expected Jack to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted July 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 13 minutes ago, gowfanatic said: Well... that's a lot more money than I expected Jack to have. Plenty of jizya has been paid to me by the dhimmis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 47 minutes ago, Jack Layton said: Plenty of jizya has been paid to me by the dhimmis. well praise be to Allah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, BDRocks said: Isn't Junka now allied with NpO? You really trying to start a war here Banned? Does Polar want war, or tech? 5 hours ago, Immortan Junka said: Have fun! I have plenty of aid to turtle and run spy attacks forever! I'd assume you're going to no longer be sending tech to your upper tier then, might not end the best for them if they grow too much further. Edited July 8, 2017 by Mogar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Banned said: I pledge plenty of aid to brothers jack layton and morphine on request The level of obsession you have after Junka signs Polar is not healthy. Rejection is a natural state and very common, you will survive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Well since we are posting spy ops now You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kingdom of Pakalolo. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 7/7/2017 3:13:17 AM Last Bill Payment: 7/7/2017 10:44:54 AM Desired Religion: Buddhism Desired Government: Democracy Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 780 Last Nuke Purchase: 7/6/2017 12:00:05 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 4/30/2017 Total Money: $944,821 Technology: 66.29 Levels Trade Partners: Vulkannia, Ircworld, blighty, Arman Republic Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 603, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 1484, Intelligence XP: 88 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 26 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 36 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 16 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. Someone please send Junka aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz24 Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Fox Fire said: Let it be known that if any of this stupid !@#$ has to do with anything posted in my Discord channel, I will make everyone in this thread pay for being massive !@#$% !@#$@#$ bags. Nothing to do with you guys or your discord. I dunno what happened in your discord but I can guarantee it has nothing to do with whatever it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Mogar said: Does Polar want war, or tech? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyGrub Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 I wish everyone all the joy that is possible. War is good for your soul. Just don't get too carried away now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Ayyy Kiloist Mcfisty is getting a fisting ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 (edited) In honor of shark week 2015 which took place almost 2 years ago to the day, I now present to you - Shark Week 2017. Known in SNX as the July Revolution Remastered. Edited July 8, 2017 by Morphine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Why mess up the stagger though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, kerschbs said: Why mess up the stagger though It's not about the stagger it's about sending a message. In all seriousness though, what's Junka going to do assuming ISX doesn't respond as a whole, sit in PM forever and hope they go away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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