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Emperor Khan

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    23 positions in a one night stand

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  1. Emperor Khan

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    What are you talking about? I have no idea what you're referring to. I've never even come across you before! The first time I heard your name was when you decided to jump on the bandwagon in a thread that had nothing to do with the NPO, you made a fool of yourself then as well. Well done on making the mighty NPO look like a complete joke again!!! Everyone must be so scared of you, I mean look at Junka... he can't stop laughing...😆😂 Well done fool!🤬
  2. Emperor Khan

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    How did you get the job of leading NPO's military? What the $%&@ were they thinking when they scraped you off the bottom of the barrel? Congratulations, you've now broadcast your message far and wide that the NPO military is under the command of a complete idiot. I bet you've got Junka running scared now Deathidiot! Wait! Junka just tripped over from laughing so much! You've got him now Deathidiot! Finish him Deathidiot whilst Junka laughs uncontrollably on the ground! Deliver the final death blow! What's that? You missed?!!! You couldn't make it up!!!😂😂😂
  3. Emperor Khan

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    From what I can see you have nothing to worry about. You can continue spreading your evil pineappleism unabated with these idiots running the show.
  4. Emperor Khan

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    Never said it was. What I did say was... Your team mate was the one talking about keeping him "under constant siege" right? So, as you're the NPO Imperial Officer Military Affairs, can you not see how the stagger being screwed up might affect your chances of keeping him under constant siege? As I said, he's going to look pretty stupid if Junka escapes into PM. Now you might be joining him!!! Quelle surprise! Junka must seriously fear the mighty NPO war machine with an idiot like you leading the charge eh? LMFAO!!!!!
  5. Emperor Khan

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    I'd start with the basics. Maybe a prize for getting the stagger right first? You could move on from there. You're going to be the laughing stock of CN if he escapes into PM.😉
  6. Emperor Khan

    Paradox No More

    Yet another alliance that has done sweet FA. But thanks for what you did a decade ago or whenever it was, you were the best and I'd just like to have a shout out for Useless who did nothing but collect taxes for 10 years and Wasteoftime with whom I had great chats with 8 years ago during the Noonecaresanymore war, great times! Good riddance.
  7. Emperor Khan

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    What? You having no money? I think everyone expected that tbh.
  8. Emperor Khan

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    Double post.
  9. Emperor Khan

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    I understand, I am truly blessed, mine was platinum in case you were wondering. It can't be easy being born with a &*%$!%%&# shoved up your ass.
  10. Emperor Khan

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    Some things never change eh? Got the begging bowl out again I see. I see your new alliance has sent you a welfare check, congratulations! You can now fight for another week!😂
  11. Emperor Khan

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    I thought you'd had the pineapple surgically removed Junka? Sorry to hear it's still tightly wedged in. Any relief in sight? What's that you say? You need a welfare check to cash first? Same old, same old.😍
  12. Emperor Khan

    Notice to the New Pacific Order

    It was love that attracted me to this thread, I can't explain it... it's like I'm drawn to it. It's just magnetic!😍 You two should consummate your relationship, seriously!😘 Let me help:- www.hotelroomsforwildpassionatesex.com should be useful.👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
  13. Emperor Khan

    The Complaints and Grievances Union

    Every cloud has a silver lining then.
  14. Emperor Khan

    FTW Announcements

    He's my favourite, I think he's just dreamy! There's a lot of love in this alliance and they're so willing to share! I love you guys!
  15. Emperor Khan

    Kingdom of Umbar Press Release

    Came thinking we were getting another essay and got this.... crap instead... Boo! Hisssss! Dissappointed.