Drege Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Not that I've cared much for rankings, but I do find it interesting that Immortan is rank 63 of 64 in his own alliance. Without others he would be completely insignificant. I don't know what his alliance even sees in him/her. When your nation is almost 4 years old, one would expect a better product, or perhaps (stats aside) the ability to formulate and execute a strategy to castrate his opposition. On 7/8/2017 at 1:03 AM, Jack Layton said: Allahu aqbar, my faithful Ummah! The First Jacktifada has been launched to rid the world of Zionism and Producerism. Endless reward awaits those who take up arms against the infidel and strike them with a ferocity only matched by the burning desert sands. This fatwa has been shouted from every minaret in Dar al-Islam and it orders you to wage jihad against every Allah deprived pervert in Dar-al Kufr, but especially the infidel known as Immortan Junka! Blessings to our benefactor, Methrage/Sephiroth/Lucis. We wouldn't be doing this without you. May your death be quick and peaceful. Grand Mufti Jack Layton, Second Prophet of Islam, Descendant of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) Through His First Wife Khadija, Spahi of the Ottoman Empire, Cab Driver, Bedouin Camel Warrior, Owner/Operator of Al-Sham Kebab Shop, IT Specialist, and Caliph of Dar al-Kanada. ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!! I read this and was reminded of Carlos Mencia because "I'm not actually funny!... I just take jokes and repackage them with a Mexican accent!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 I've been fighting Khan in the lower-tier (he's trying to force new nations to quit), and when three other drop-down nations take a cheap shot at you that sort of thing happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 32 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: I've been fighting Khan in the lower-tier (he's trying to force new nations to quit), and when three other drop-down nations take a cheap shot at you that sort of thing happens. Deja-vu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) 20 hours ago, Banned said: Good Lord Hitchcock, While you may subscribe to the ideology of "keep your enemies closer" my kind friends believe that the dark barbarian terrorist forces of Junka must be quashed like bugs. These things cannot be allowed to fester at any cost. Allowing this boil to fester any longer was unacceptable, and it had to be lanced. If you are upset by my willingness to contribute aid slots to my friends, then perhaps you should contribute war slots to your friends and see how it goes. Respectfully, Bannedicus 17 hours ago, Caustic said: I devote each beat of my heart to tearing down everything I once raised. Remember this, remember it always: my blade and bolter helped forge the Imperium. I and those like me – we hold greater rights than any to destroy mankind’s sickened empire, for it was our blood, our bones, and our sweat that built it. Look to your shining champions now. The Adeptus Astartes that scour the dark places of your galaxy. The hordes of fragile mortals enslaved to the Imperial Guard and shackled in service to the Throne of Lies. Not a soul among them was even born when my brothers and I built this empire. Do I deserve vengeance? Let me tell you something about vengeance, little scion of the Imperium. My brothers and I swore to our dying father that we would atone for the great sins of the past. We would bleed the unworthy empire that we had built, and cleanse the stars of the False Emperor’s taint. This is not mere vengeance. This is redemption. My right to destroy is greater than your right to live. Remember that, when we come for you. I've gotta hand it to ya, I am impressed... I even giggled. Edited July 9, 2017 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 BROKEN ARROW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 When the Eye of Layton turns its terrible gaze upon you, there is no hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Someone did say "Jihad"? Femocratic Lands' National Information Quote A nation inhabited only by Wymyn, offspring obtained through "oocytes fusion" reproductive technique. Pillars of the nation are four: Empresses, Armed Forces, Education and Welfare (particularly a comprehensive universal healthcare system including even extensive prevention). Population is divided - through accomplishment / lack of voluntary military service - in Amazons and Frumps: Amazons are warriors, with full political responsabilities. Frumps can have even more income (and, by so, economical power) but they cannot carry firearms (just only melee weapons, used in traditional duels to protect their honor), and they can only voluntarly vote in referendas. Both Amazons and Frumps have the right to fight as gladiatrices in the Holy Arena of Labrys, the capital. Cybernetic implants are banned, but Amazons use the typical dark purple battlesuit during actions. Slavery, Racism, BDSM, Anarchism, Heterosexuality and Men are absolutely forbidden, and there are very strict limitations about "erotika" (pornography) and "affairs with gifts" (prostitution). Femocratic Lands is a "Constitutional Empressesdom", ruled by the Empress of Peace, by the Empress of War, and by the Greatest Assembly held in the Sala Magna of the "Palace of Resolutions" (that is part of The Palace of Eternal Sun and Rain, main residence of the two empresses) and whose members are directly elected by all the Amazons to represent the nation's many regions. The territory extends from Azores and Greenland to the west, Novaya Zemlya-Ural Mountains-Aral Sea to the east, Sahara to the south, and the Arabic Radioactive Wasteland to the south-east. Political parties are: Socialiber (Social-Liberal), Amazons for Socialism, Order and Progress (a technocratic party), and the ultranationalist and populist FWP (Femocratic Wymyn Party). Anthem: OFFICIAL "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus, UNOFFICIAL "Ordinary Day" by Dolores O'Riordan (aka "Whileaway's song"), WAR ANTHEM: "Ouragan" by Stephanie. The Empress of Peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 29 minutes ago, Greatest Mothers said: Someone did say "Jihad"? Femocratic Lands' National Information The Empress of Peace. We come for you first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 8 minutes ago, Morphine said: We come for you first Aren't you a bit busy? I have one more nuke I'm saving for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 16 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: Aren't you a bit busy? I have one more nuke I'm saving for you. Never too busy for my friends in SNX. Freedom awaits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Just now, Morphine said: Never too busy for my friends in SNX. Freedom awaits Yea.. I´m waiting.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) I'm having lots of fun with spy ops down here, and have plenty of aid. Let's do this forever! Days into attack = 2 Cost of nukes vs 50 infra = $4,000,000 Money destroyed = $30,000,000 XP assassinated = 454 Infra sold down = >$30,000,000 Edited July 9, 2017 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 8 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: I'm having lots of fun with spy ops down here, and have plenty of aid. Let's do this forever! Days into attack = 2 Cost of nukes vs 50 infra = $4,000,000 Money destroyed = $30,000,000 XP assassinated = 454 Infra sold down = >$30,000,000 You don't see the bigger picture. How are we affecting Interstellar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galerion Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 9 minutes ago, Morphine said: You don't see the bigger picture. How are we affecting Interstellar? Interstellar is fine, if it didn't have flexibility it wouldn't have been workable all this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Shhh... primitives only understand receiving aid and sending tech ten days later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: Shhh... primitives only understand receiving aid and sending tech ten days later. Primitive is selling all your infra to fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Morphine said: Primitive is selling all your infra to fight Cost to purchase 0 to 1000 infra: $3,787,746.36 Hearing casualty barbarians cry about selling it: Priceless Edited July 10, 2017 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just now, Immortan Junka said: Cost to purchase 0 to 1000 infra: $3,787,746.36 Hearing casualty barbarians cry about selling it: Priceless You will be defeated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, ericsw said: You will be defeated I fart in your general direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just now, Immortan Junka said: I fart in your general direction. I repeat, you will be defeated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smok3y-Bull3t Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: Cost to purchase 0 to 1000 infra: $3,787,746.36 Hearing casualty barbarians cry about selling it: Priceless If you want, you can send three of your pathetic nations my way. That's if they can fight without selling everything they own, see how it turns out for them but we both know you don't have the guts for it. You're a coward, Junka. Always hiding behind your worthless essays of garbage. I guess you're only capable of blocking people on Discord. I suppose I just wasted my time writing this though, since we both know your scum nations won't come after me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 38 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: Shhh... primitives only understand receiving aid and sending tech ten days later. I shall bring freedom to SNX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banned Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Immortan Junka said: I'm having lots of fun with spy ops down here, and have plenty of aid. Let's do this forever! Days into attack = 2 Cost of nukes vs 50 infra = $4,000,000 Money destroyed = $30,000,000 XP assassinated = 454 Infra sold down = >$30,000,000 Warchest you've managed to raise working at it since 2013: On 7/8/2017 at 5:31 AM, Morphine said: Well since we are posting spy ops now You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kingdom of Pakalolo. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Total Money: $944,821 I can see why you're impressed by the costs of these things. Nobody who can figure out the basics of CN is though,. Edited July 10, 2017 by Banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 I didn't think we were rolling SNX yet... Someone please let me know via PM what is actually going on, thanks in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, SirWilliam said: I didn't think we were rolling SNX yet... Someone please let me know via PM what is actually going on, thanks in advance. This- This- And apparently this as well- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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