Maelstrom Vortex Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) 1. Admit you have been evil.. 2. Change your alliance affiliation to Coalition PoW. 3. Rebel and [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWP-AsG5DRk"]Walk like an "Egyptian in Tahrir"[/url] from your former masters. (After all you are being liberated.) Instate new NPO friendly government. 4. Decommission all nuclear weapons. 5. Do the Macarena. 6. Decommission all navy, tanks, aircraft and only keep minimum soldiers 7. Dance to the following song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o 8. Post your surrender in the OWF surrender thread... "I [Ruler Name] surrender to [Alliance Name] and will not re-enter any conflict." 9. Dance to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA 10. Do not re-enter any current conflicts. This includes aid, spying or any military acts. 11. Declare publicly to the world that your former government got your arses kicked by NPO and our divine Emperor Cortath as part of step 8. 12. Personally thank Maelstrom Vortex for composing the Doom House 12 step program as part of step 8. (It is generally good to look your best while doing parts 3, 5, 7, and 9.) If you fulfill all the following above steps we will consider you to have recovered from the Doom House pandemic. All music videos delivered to you courtesy of the Dragonisian cultural department and DragonTube. We'll assume that if you've done the others you've also done 3,5,7 and 9. If you haven't.. SHAME ON YOU! Disclaimer: Completing Maelstrom's 12 step program does not guarantee results! Results may vary based on the individual, their habits and their overall levels of decrepitude! Edited February 23, 2011 by Maelstrom Vortex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Alternatively, we could hold mass protests and burn everything relating to the concept of dragons... which would be sort of ironic in a way. All in all, this program would need a little bit of tweaking before it becomes acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Nova Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 All I got from this was dragons must be destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 I can't wait to see someone actually do this. Like that guy in GOONS that posted the fake video of his blood oath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 [quote name='Bob Ilyani' timestamp='1298418580' post='2642097'] I can't wait to see someone actually do this. Like that guy in GOONS that posted the fake video of his blood oath. [/quote] *Files lawsuit against Bob Ilyani for brain hacking.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daikos Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Well this was just a barrel of laughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Alternatively we could continue killing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktarthan Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='Azaghul' timestamp='1298419177' post='2642111'] Alternatively we could continue killing you. [/quote] Yeah I really like this option better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 What the crap is this crap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1298419506' post='2642115'] What the crap is this crap? [/quote] In a previous dialogue I had promised a 12 step program to reform members of Doom House from their evil ways. This is it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='Maelstrom Vortex' timestamp='1298419568' post='2642117'] In a previous dialogue I had promised a 12 step program to reform members of Doom House from their evil ways. This is it! [/quote] Ok then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 You should get your friends to apply SiWi. They got it bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) Great 12 step program. Edited February 23, 2011 by kevin32891 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='Azaghul' timestamp='1298419177' post='2642111'] Alternatively we could continue killing you. [/quote] Well, no we can't, not the OP at least. He's a hippy, by the look of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) Nah, I'm a casualty in recovery! I'm reloading the fungicide. Ran out of ammo. (Don't you hate that?) [quote]2/13/2011 1:12:28 AM "http://tinyurl.com/4b7d5uz" *Expired* [Team: Red] Dragonisia Ruler: Maelstrom Vortex New Pacific Order [Team: Green] Treasure Island Ruler: Craig Mushroom Kingdom War Expired [/quote] The record of my last war. And I give Craig credit. He was a challenging opponent. Edited February 23, 2011 by Maelstrom Vortex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylan Carter Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Wow, you really Alterego'ed this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manetheren Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 E for effort...I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oppe Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 WIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='Dylan Carter' timestamp='1298420816' post='2642141'] Wow, you really Alterego'ed this thread. [/quote] I wasn't even aware that word was a verb. Hah, Mudd. Sorry I made you gag. Thank you Oppe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) Doom House-Itis Definition: A fungus often found on keyboards, Nintendo controllers, and often found on the screens, seats, and office equipment of leaders of the Mushroom Kingdom. Highly contagious. Symptoms: A desire for henchman ship, evil, and reasonless mayhem. A fungus present on the flag of infected nations. Leadership that look like the walking dead or plant life. Persistent desire to argue fallible points and justify the actions of the infected. Paranoia. Triggers: Thoughtless greed and an unfounded fear of someone or a group of someones who are better performing than the person who has been infected. Cures: The only cure for Doom House-Itis to date seems to be Pacifican willpower and blood. The degree of contagion associated with this fungus requires a 12 step program for those of non-Pacifican heritage who have been infected. Pacificans have developed a natural resistance to the disease. Edited February 23, 2011 by Maelstrom Vortex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mofeta Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='Maelstrom Vortex' timestamp='1298423963' post='2642213'] Cures: The only cure for Doom House-Itis to date seems to be Pacifican willpower and blood. [/quote] Truly, the cure is worse than the disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='Mofeta' timestamp='1298425794' post='2642270'] Truly, the cure is worse than the disease. [/quote] Well, of course.. How else do you expect it to kill the disease? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Systemfailure Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 step 7 and 9 dont work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpper Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Systemfailure' timestamp='1298427403' post='2642300'] step 7 and 9 dont work [/quote] Step 7: http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk Step 9: http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA Take out the space at the end of watch otherwise CN makes the link weird Edited February 23, 2011 by Gumpper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Systemfailure Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 step 9 is banned in australia apparently...so bad luck to any aussie doomhouse eternal war is now your only option Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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