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And so does your responding to the absurd! So where does that leave your logic?

You really should fight the shrooms. I assure you they are delicious.

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[quote name='Maelstrom Vortex' timestamp='1298453724' post='2642736']
Have some of this in your toolbox:

[img]http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/4568/fungicide.jpg[/img]

History has proven you will never know quite for certain when you may need it..
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I don't need NPO fungicide in my toolbox, thanks.

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[quote name='Maelstrom Vortex' timestamp='1298447053' post='2642673']
Dude.. I know Goonas is not the same as the old goons, but many of you still go by goons as a short for your name. The very definition of a goon is a thug.. to get humor you must do a LITTLE mental lifting.
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The double-meaning of 'goons' was something I've never taken into consideration. Thank you for pointing out this incredible piece of humor. I literally laughed for hours after reading this. Thank you for exercising my brain with your strenuous workout.

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[quote name='Franz Ferdinand' timestamp='1298418280' post='2642087']
Alternatively, we could hold mass protests and burn everything relating to the concept of dragons... which would be sort of ironic in a way. All in all, this program would need a little bit of tweaking before it becomes acceptable.
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[quote name='Voodoo Nova' timestamp='1298418452' post='2642093']
All I got from this was dragons must be destroyed.
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I find the above unacceptable. [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif[/img]

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[quote name='Johnny Apocalypse' timestamp='1298467214' post='2642800']
I could ask you the same question :ehm:
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Old joke is old. I've already fought a war. I'm restocking for the next round. Of course, those I oppose despise the fact I may actually take the time to restock the weapons that kill them. I'll be out to fight you in due time.

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[quote name='BlkAK47_002' timestamp='1298436119' post='2642486']
Haha, peace mode jokes. They never get old don't they? Isn't it interesting how this alliance in peace mode has shaved off a rather large chunk of ns from their opponents?

It just blows my mind man.
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Oh man, so funny... its almost like jokes about jokes about peace mode are even more retarded than jokes about peace mode.

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[quote name='Maelstrom Vortex' timestamp='1298435698' post='2642480']
Actually, I'm buying nukes in PM to destroy another one of you once I come out. Your SDI's have been working round the clock. Argument fail puts Az on the failboat. Totally in line with the symptoms of Doom House-itis.
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The exception rather than the rule.

[quote name='BlkAK47_002' timestamp='1298436119' post='2642486']
Haha, peace mode jokes. They never get old don't they? Isn't it interesting how this alliance in peace mode has shaved off a rather large chunk of ns from their opponents?

It just blows my mind man.
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Yes, that tends to happen when exchanging nukes with your people that didn't manage to escape to peace mode, and from the minority in the upper tiers of your allies willing to fight. But it's quite a bit less than what you have lost.

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This is the Legion twelve step programme for how we are planning to [i]win[/i] the war.

1. Wait for the fighting to start.
2. Wait
3. Easy now
4. Declare war [i]quietly[/i]
5. Bigger nations into peace mode [b]Peace mode damnit We must save our infra[/b]
6. Emphasise its literally the top two hundred who have to be in peace mode
7. Bottom 8% of nation tie up some guys for a little time.
8. Peace mode for those not in anarchy
9. ?????
10. Profit
11. Give out medals on our forum for no good reason
12. React to every little insult with "U MAD". Its hilarious and it really makes people mad. Still no emergence from peace mode, even when provoked.
13. Get internet to teach us how to count.

The end. Signing off, Policy Centurion Lord of the Dance.

Ave Legio Carpe Diem etc (Do you get it, its latin and we're Roman soldiers.)

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[quote name='Lord of the Dance' timestamp='1298545100' post='2643748']
This is the Legion twelve step programme for how we are planning to [i]win[/i] the war.

1. Wait for the fighting to start.
2. Wait
3. Easy now
4. Declare war [i]quietly[/i]
5. Bigger nations into peace mode [b]Peace mode damnit We must save our infra[/b]
6. Emphasise its literally the top two hundred who have to be in peace mode
7. Bottom 8% of nation tie up some guys for a little time.
8. Peace mode for those not in anarchy
9. ?????
10. Profit
11. Give out medals on our forum for no good reason
12. React to every little insult with "U MAD". Its hilarious and it really makes people mad. Still no emergence from peace mode, even when provoked.
13. Get internet to teach us how to count.

The end. Signing off, Policy Centurion Lord of the Dance.

Ave Legio Carpe Diem etc (Do you get it, its latin and we're Roman soldiers.)
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This must be the time of the month where a disgruntled member of Legion comes to OWF bearing gifts.

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[quote name='potato' timestamp='1298468369' post='2642810']
As I said the first time you posted this, I'm glad I inspired you. But, just like the last time, it still isn't funny. And it's getting less cute.
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Sometimes the inspired work is as good as the Muse :P

[quote name='shahenshah' timestamp='1298547585' post='2643761']
This must be the time of the month where a disgruntled member of Legion comes to OWF bearing gifts.
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I think he is a member of GOONS for all his existance in CN (47 days old, 46 days GOONS AA). Although I don't get why people bash Legion, stop derailing the thread, it is about us (as are all the threads in reality since we are the the center of Bob :awesome:)

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[quote name='Maelstrom Vortex' timestamp='1298529557' post='2643643']
They sure won't be admitting victory.
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We already did that, you are just flopping around like a gold fish who's bowl was pushed off the counter by a cat.





[i]...I miss that goldfish.[/i]

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[quote name='shahenshah' timestamp='1298547585' post='2643761']
This must be the time of the month where a disgruntled member of Legion comes to OWF bearing gifts.
[/quote]I applaud your sarcasm, but need to point out he's in GOONs: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=439748

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