Lord of the Dance

I have no clue who any of these alliances are. It's dinner time and I have a headache. I'm afraid the nurses are stealing my pills....

[quote name='kolsara' timestamp='1309702422' post='2747611'] we'd rather not war >: [/quote] I vote that this officially replaces 'Strength through Unity' as Legion's motto.

[quote name='PMoses' timestamp='1309677547' post='2747527'] There is one simple way of seeing if Varianz is guilty or not. Varianz if you would so kindly friend, share with us screenshots of your spy screen? I mean you don't have nothing to prove to us, but just saying with this the argument could have been over with by now, or maybe if there is incriminating evidence on there, legion will feel safe about rolling you without making a fail poll [/quote] Certainly the current thinking in Oldfoundland is that the burden of proof is on the accuser. This is prior to the hanging anyway. My people love a hanging. And we don't so much quarter as divide them between all present, as mostly we are all quite hungry after all that boring legal mumbo-jumbo. But even in our farce of a legal system, we still respect that you are innocent until proven guilty. Legion is obviously more of a farce.

[quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1309628670' post='2746985'] Does GOONS prefer Firefox or Chrome? [/quote] Opera all the way.

[quote name='Konkrage1' timestamp='1309626406' post='2746951'] That's like saying those cute Teddy bears won whatever war was in Star Wars. [/quote] So what exactly does an 'Inspector General' do? Apart from publicly demonstrating lack of knowledge of popular culture and an ability to miss the point (your alliance is being openly provoked and you strangely have turned it into knocking GOONS, an alliance which you have surrendered to less than eight weeks ago).

[quote name='Konkrage1' timestamp='1309625715' post='2746938'] They had better hope so. 4 billion+ in aid and their alliance is still pathetic. I mean amiright or amiright? [/quote] [Star Wars reference alert, to please our dark Sith lords] So who is more foolish, the fools, or the fools that surrender to them and pay them reps?

[quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1309622441' post='2746905'] Don't worry, he's been fooling me for quite a while, just happened to check his nation this time. [/quote] I am sorry gang. I have changed my particulars. I was trying to get a rise out of Legion but sadly some NSO and MK are (entirely understandably) sent into paroxysms of hatred by the sight of the avatar. The problem is that the real Legion are such awful posters that really I didn't stand out. Hiro Nakara was called for impersonation of NPO, weirdly they were happy for me to continue. My long convoluted story was basically that I spent a month going out of my way to piss off Legion during the war and despite calling me mean names I wasn't attacked once. I begged them to. That's how I know NSO won't be touched.

Sit down children and let me tell you a story about a dream I had.... I dreamt I was a mighty GOON warrior. It is February 23rd and the war is in full swing. I have been assaulted by one member of Legion so far (Rodney Mccay) and otherwise nothing. I am floating around the forums of our foes looking for some entertainment. I chance upon "A briefish comment on GOONs" in the Legion forum. Being the cheeky scamp that I am I make an account for myself posing as Rodney Mccay and start a new thread based on how humiliated I feel being part of such a pathetic alliance who is mostly in peace mode (at that time you could start at the alliance list and flick through twenty pages before you reached someone not in peace mode). Rage poured forthwith, both against the absurdity of that suggestion and against the poor unsuspecting Rodney. The breach of their defences was detected and the thread closed down. I followed up with some PMs to one of the chaps who seemed fairly angry, just to clarify my position. To my joy my inbox was filled with multiple corresponders. Mostly they asked if I was mad. I wasn't, but I tried to answer their questions as best as I could. They told me I was losing the war. I disputed and pointed out that most of them had less casualties than me. I messaged the Imperator bothering him. I made another thread. I was not a big nation, if Legion had wanted to all my defensive slots could have been their offensive ones. They were happy, in the middle of a war they claimed we were losing to respond to open baiting with UMAD spam. From there to their exit from the war no Legionnaire did anything of note. I had made a point of being at war with one or two at any one time but they all just rolled over. I was right, we did win the war. Obviously this was all just a dream. Legion won the DH-NPO war single handed doing huge amounts of damage. And I am the greatest public spokesperson Legion ever had. But this is how I know Legion lacks the testicular fortitude for any kind of fight at all. They would rather fight '[url="http://www.avelegio.net/forums/showthread.php?t=23708"]Cookie Wars[/url]' in the safety of their own forum. Ave Legio

This thread is like Christmas. I have never been so happy.

[quote name='TheManWithoutAPlan' timestamp='1309554368' post='2746194'] I'd have to say, $12 million is hell of a lot better than a lot of your other nations in your alliance NSO [/quote] As sticking with Legion's policy of endless demands for proof; I demand to see proof of that baseless accusation you have just made. Also what say you to the point that you ranting about warchests was all just hot air?

[quote name='Domingo the Honored' timestamp='1309553063' post='2746183'] Oh, Varianz, you're so silly. That particular nation was at only a couple thousand NS at the time it was taken (assuming that was in the war? if not, your point is void.) That nation was only a couple months old at the time. THAT nation was 1 of over 200 nations. Cherry picking much? Yeah, I think you might be. CluelessLand was created at the end of November 2010. He was new, developing, lacking time to gather a warchest, and all of sudden thrust into a world war. It was bound to happen. He held no jobs at the time. He's [i]now[/i] our DoT (and doing a damn fine job, reorganized the system completely, reorganizing the old trades well) and a Deputy Centurion with an 11k NS nation. Growth happens, bud, especially during rebuilding. Yes, I'll brag about our warchests. 12 million is decent for a 5 or 6k nation, they don't pay 500k a day in bills. Do you even know about our military system, or do you just add in laughable to display you don't like us? My guess is the former. And fine, keep your spy secret, it doesn't matter anyway. [/quote] If it is current it is an act of war.... Quick legionnaires. Battle stations! Everyone get into peace mode right away. Save our infra!

[quote name='Jrenster' timestamp='1309549746' post='2746129'] I feel as if Legion isn't doing themselves any favors by responding to this thread. [/quote] I don't know what you are talking about. Legion look awesome as a result of this thread. I am pretty sure we won the DH-NPO war on our own according to some of the evidence we saw above.

[center]Don't stop believing Legion. Even in the face of overwhelming evidence. Ignorance is strength. War is peace (mode) Freedom is stupidity. [i]Ave Legio[/i][/center]

[quote name='TheManWithoutAPlan' timestamp='1309433517' post='2744964'] I'm sorry, all I heard was mantrololololololololololol By the way, after I laughed,considerably, for a bit.. I realised you called us failures.... Wonder why we lasted how long? I don't remember what was it? hmmm.... Oh yeah 5 1/2 years, If you call anyone lasting that long failures, I'm pretty sure you are also mocking %80 of CN, tonight, I leave you feeling like a nimwit. [/quote] I suspect there is a little more to being a success that hiding in peace mode and sitting on your own forums having 'cookie wars'. If you were any good I suspect you would not be paying us 2.4 billion dongs. I think maybe the incongruity of your argument is that if you were fighting from such a strong position why did you have to pay us so much to leave you alone? And NSO were worthy adversaries just so you know.

But Legionnaire, you said you warred hard. That just makes it sound like you warred in a limp fashion, unbecoming for a member of the mighty Legion. To be knocked down so rapidly. You should have stayed in peace mode with everyone else.

[quote name='Domingo the Honored' timestamp='1309269358' post='2743415'] My god this made my eyeballs bleed [/quote] I suspect the point that the enemies of legion would make was that despite your dedicated warring to almost 31,100 offensive casualties (and trust me that is a [i]massive[/i] number, indicative of over a dozen nations warred against at 7k nation strength) that not enough doughty legionnaires were supporting you in your hour of such a dedicated, effective strategy on your part.

[quote name='slingersam' timestamp='1309257081' post='2743360'] Your evidence comes from an alliance that ended up back stabbing us no matter how they twist it. And then wonder why we didnt cover their ass. Lol, what can I say people will find anything if they want to hate someone. Oh the white guy said the phrase "N-word" he must be opressing black people, lets openly hate him [/quote] Whoa whoa whoa Sam. Whilst I appreciate your candor I think we should keep a lid on Legion's pro-racism/use of racial slur policy. It perhaps can wait for another thread.

[quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1309240199' post='2743264'] 6 mil and 100 tech on NSO [/quote] I will take that bet good sir. Legion are never defeated.... we just hang around in peace mode, pay a huge amount of reparations and then claim that we won. Strength through unity, not through logic.

Now you are just being unnecessarily load mouthed.

Didn't you read what I just said? Get back to the ranch and start paying GOONS their money. And what were you doing out of peace mode during the war? Thats not how Legion roll. Report to Jooshbox234 for remedial battle drills. PS I really like your use of the phrase 'load mouthed'.

Sorry to interrupt the thread, Imperator Totem has respectfully asked all Legion members to exit this forum and return at once to the real task in hand; paying GOONS their 2.4 billion. Then we can all get back to posturing about how awesome we were in the war.

[quote name='Sabcat' timestamp='1308655112' post='2737121'] Is anyone accepting [s]refugees[/s]reparations from The Legion [/quote] Why yes, yes we are. Hold out for nothing short of 2.4 billion OP.

[quote name='Markus Wilding' timestamp='1308662564' post='2737194'] It's things like this that make me happy I've left SOS. Have fun with your war, guys. [/quote] You mean happy that you were poached... CoJ should be next on the war declaration list guys!