Lord of the Dance

For the record, whilst I was busily pounding him into the dust I did try to help Schattenmann with his play. He rejected it and deleted the message. Think on that when you are handing cash over to GOONS fellow Justitians, your leader had the chance to save you from the ignominy. Your cash has really helped us spruce up the place. We all have footspas now.

So what manner of medal would you have handed out to about fifteen alliances if you had won the war? Maybe you should hand out some cash to help with reparations....

[quote name='ChairmanHal' timestamp='1307026923' post='2722566'] I wish you luck and please, don't become discouraged and quit. All of us at some point or other end up at war or in a diplomatic crisis, and in all cases, the old adage is true, "this too shall pass." [/quote] I am fairly sure that this is not such an old adage as a line from The Two Towers during Sam's speech at the end. Sam: But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something. Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam? Sam: That there's some GOONS in this world, Mr. Frodo... and they're worth hiding from in some gullible alliance.

Oh cheer up bad mood bear.

[quote name='HeroofTime55' timestamp='1305187015' post='2710591'] I don't recall ever saying [i]we[/i] would be the ones to take you out. I hope to be a part of that coalition, but I'm not delusional enough to not think that someone else is going to be the center of that. You've built up a mighty long list of enemies through your recent acts. They're not going to be doing it for us. [/quote] Just fill us all in on who? Beyond those who have surrendered above... Or probably best to go to bed actually. I wish I was still a student.

[quote name='HeroofTime55' timestamp='1305180671' post='2710548'] The next one is probably going to have you lot on the losing end. I'm going to start a betting pool around how fast you, personally, flee this world, once it begins. [/quote] Mr Wuss and I will flee to Uranus. I love the "You'll get your comeuppance.....!" {Shakes fist} comments.

Yawn! You know what belly aching losers... when you guys win a war (I won't hold my breath) you can make demands about who gets in peace mode and who doesn't. PS and when the inevitable "How could we win against such odds?" response arrives, please try to make more friends next time. I have greatly enjoyed getting to know my MK and Umbrella bretheren and sisteren and many more members of our mighty Alliance of Allying Alliances. God is always on the side of the big battalions. That's right heathens. We are team Godly.

I like all the silly talk on your sig. Anyway, maybe when you can start winning wars you can insist on people coming out of peace mode...

Guys, this thread should be for raging against the might of Doomhouse, and their most important member, the GOONS. Fight amongst yourselves elsewhere please. It makes us feel bad when we are all such great mates on our team.

[quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1304435517' post='2705201'] I always get a kick out of it when goons that have existed for less time than I spent spying for GOONS talk to me about the splendor of GOONS. I have that !@#$ on my shoe, thank you. [/quote] How long are you implying we existed? What were we before we existed? When was the big bang of us? GOONS is a bigger and more terrible thing than you can possibly imagine. You don't know the smallest fraction little man... Oh. And tell us about the splendour of CoJ just out of interest. Is your mercy board as good as ours? Do you have a spiffy flag?

[quote name='ChairmanHal' timestamp='1304434894' post='2705193'] Of course you realize that Schatt is a former member of GOONS, right? Also, why the Legion garb? Hoping it will bring luck? [/quote] Oh no he wasn't. Also I was a cunning spy for a while. See how it worked. Did Legion come into the fight? Nope. Why not? All down to me. [size="1"]And their intrinsic cowardice, but I am fairly sure it was mostly me[/size]

Similar experience to above. I also got to stomp Schattenmann. Its nice to be one of the reasons he is so pissy, even here in the thread where he has surrendered. I tried to help with his play but he wasn't having any of it. He is a very rude little boy. He wouldn't even answer to say thank you. So much bitterness guys, outgunned and out thought. You should have joined GOONS.

[quote name='Alterego' timestamp='1304433050' post='2705173'] It took billions in aid and all your friends to keep Legion from stomping you into the ground. I didnt notice anyone else being flooded with aid to keep them alive 5 days into their war. [/quote] Sorry to subject you to two consecutive posts of me but this is the funniest statement so far.

[quote name='King Penchuk' timestamp='1304433479' post='2705176'] How lovely to see the cowards win and greedily take the spoils of war. [/quote] Hang on a second.... this sounds like a touch of sour grapes. If you can't stand to lose... possibly should stay away from war. Maybe in peace mode.

This is absolutely preposterous. Particularly the material from this so called 'JackMack'. I demand it is removed immediately. 'JackMack' killed my father, and made my sister pregnant. He is a cad and a bounder of the highest order. He needs to be arrested and brought forth at Nuremburg as soon as possible. And then hung drawn and quartered. Then into even smaller fractions.

Is this satire? Which side are you meant to be on? Very confusing.

I think this thread might be the "Most pathetic attempt at badly spun propaganda". Seriously, I think you might be mistaking opportunism for desperation. Like earlier on in the war when some cunning members of GOONS organised tech deals with members of Legion. These guys gave up their three million, somewhat oblivious that these characters were at war with their alliance. I suspect they might not have got their fifty tech in return...

[quote name='William Bonney' timestamp='1300889590' post='2673794'] Maelstrom Vortex Posted Yesterday, 02:45 AM Rage McKill Posted Yesterday, 07:26 PM I've seen better. [/quote] Link please.

Is this satire? Which side are you meant to be on? Very confusing.

I am officially changing my favourite poster to Kilkenny. Just because he is so outrageous and exactly as HN describes. Greatest shot in foot ever. I salute you!

[quote name='Learz' timestamp='1300653164' post='2671324'] Your response confused me until I looked up your nation info. That being said, it would seem that we're not all just "laying" there, as GOONS has been thoroughly crushed and MK now has almost half their members hiding in peace mode. (Not restart this discussion for the umpteenth time, as our side has taken damage as well and has our own members in hippy). But the point of my post was to just point out the hypocrisy of the quoted poster. [/quote] Have a flick through the wars against GOONS. Is it a recognised NPO tactic to go limp and just take it? Because that is what all of my recent NPO experiences have been. Check out the guy I am fighting now.... He is not the first just to calmly submit to the ZI and it is a point we hear on our forums all the time. Its like they just go down in the first punch.

[quote name='Learz' timestamp='1300650615' post='2671277'] Hey everyone! We started a fight with some random people and their friends beat us up! How unfair is that!? I sure wish NPO had the decency to just lie there while we kicked them around. What is the world coming to these days, eh? [/quote] You are my favourite poster yet (I have previously stated how awesome this thread is). NPO [i]has had[/i] the decency to lie there whilst they are beaten up. As have most of the 'friends'. Greatest thread ever guys. I feel like I am part of something special.

You'd better not.... if you do tell him to get back into peace mode straight away, he is ruining the strategy. Now be off with you. You have wearied my mighty brain.

[quote name='Hiro Nakara' timestamp='1300459950' post='2669089'] [Has seen the future... and it is legion shaped.... round aren't we!] [/quote] Yes. Any minute now the peace mode strategy will become apparent. And you shall be laughing on the other side of your cunning retort... Kerblam! I am rubbing my hands in evil excitement. [b]Strength through unity, and peace mode![/b]

This is the greatest thread ever! Not only are we kicking bum in the proper war but we are definitely putting the smackdown in this clever war of words. Kersock!