Gibsonator21 Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 12 hours ago, Immortan Junka said: You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of NDPstan. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 7/1/2017 3:05:03 AM Last Bill Payment: 7/7/2017 6:48:07 PM Desired Religion: Voodoo Desired Government: Republic Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 660 Last Nuke Purchase: 7/7/2017 11:27:10 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 4/28/2017 Total Money: $229,450,062 Technology: 116.30 Levels Trade Partners: Hisokamura, kingdom of india, Morphine, Empire of Man, The State Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 183, Navy XP: 1, Air Force XP: 5598, Intelligence XP: 85 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 80 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 225 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 15 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of NDPstan. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to target and destroy $10,000,000.00 in enemy money reserves. Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Morphine. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to assassinate a Morphine military general. In the attack Colton Mckay of the Air Force branch with an XP level of 454 was killed. Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Morphine. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 6/25/2017 12:43:04 PM Last Bill Payment: 7/7/2017 3:27:54 PM Desired Religion: Hinduism Desired Government: Communist Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 7/7/2017 3:35:37 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 6/10/2017 Total Money: $106,546,861 Technology: 76.62 Levels Trade Partners: The State, Empire of Man, Hisokamura, NDPstan Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 51, Navy XP: 5, Air Force XP: 502, Intelligence XP: 84 Assigned Generals: Air Force XP Level 454, Army XP Level 139, Intelligence XP Level 85, Navy XP Level 55 Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed. 1. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Koninkrijk Nederland. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 5/22/2017 1:58:11 PM Last Bill Payment: 6/7/2017 3:09:06 AM Desired Religion: Norse Desired Government: Revolutionary Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 6/7/2017 3:12:18 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 11/8/2016 Total Money: $38,538,022 Technology: 2,403.64 Levels Trade Partners: Racinette, Aprisa, Rio Grande, Spira, BernieSandernia Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 79, Navy XP: 37, Air Force XP: 874, Intelligence XP: 55 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 80 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 675 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 45 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed. 2. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of MagiKMania. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 6/9/2017 2:14:49 PM Last Bill Payment: 6/9/2017 2:14:42 PM Desired Religion: Sikhism Desired Government: Revolutionary Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 5/30/2017 9:01:17 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 5/30/2017 Total Money: $138,935,063 Technology: 1,566.23 Levels Trade Partners: Kallipolis, el Cayo, kingdom of amsterdam, SANDOZ Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 13, Navy XP: 24, Air Force XP: 111, Intelligence XP: 23 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. 3. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Caisleaer. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 6/26/2017 7:52:35 AM Last Bill Payment: 6/26/2017 7:52:43 AM Desired Religion: Shinto Desired Government: Federal Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 3 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 6/26/2017 Total Money: $121,461,960 Technology: 443.02 Levels Trade Partners: Seleucids, Aetheryte, Ventus, Shin Yogo Empire, Nilfgaardian Empire Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 105, Navy XP: 105, Air Force XP: 107, Intelligence XP: 105 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 36 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 72 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 194 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 3 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 3 Cruisers: 2 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. 4. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of BernieSandernia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 6/26/2017 10:56:53 AM Last Bill Payment: 6/26/2017 10:56:50 AM Desired Religion: Buddhism Desired Government: Totalitarian State Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 6/19/2017 7:09:50 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 6/9/2017 Total Money: $220,975,692 Technology: 0.24 Levels Trade Partners: Racinette, Aprisa, Spira, Rio Grande, Koninkrijk Nederland Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 8, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 17, Intelligence XP: 7 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 60 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 140 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 30 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed. i declare a thumb war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Gibsonator21 said: 1. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Koninkrijk Nederland. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 5/22/2017 1:58:11 PM Last Bill Payment: 6/7/2017 3:09:06 AM Desired Religion: Norse Desired Government: Revolutionary Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 6/7/2017 3:12:18 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 11/8/2016 Total Money: $38,538,022 Technology: 2,403.64 Levels Trade Partners: Racinette, Aprisa, Rio Grande, Spira, BernieSandernia Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 79, Navy XP: 37, Air Force XP: 874, Intelligence XP: 55 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 80 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 675 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 45 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed. 2. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of MagiKMania. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 6/9/2017 2:14:49 PM Last Bill Payment: 6/9/2017 2:14:42 PM Desired Religion: Sikhism Desired Government: Revolutionary Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 5/30/2017 9:01:17 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 5/30/2017 Total Money: $138,935,063 Technology: 1,566.23 Levels Trade Partners: Kallipolis, el Cayo, kingdom of amsterdam, SANDOZ Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 13, Navy XP: 24, Air Force XP: 111, Intelligence XP: 23 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. 3. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Caisleaer. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 6/26/2017 7:52:35 AM Last Bill Payment: 6/26/2017 7:52:43 AM Desired Religion: Shinto Desired Government: Federal Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 3 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 6/26/2017 Total Money: $121,461,960 Technology: 443.02 Levels Trade Partners: Seleucids, Aetheryte, Ventus, Shin Yogo Empire, Nilfgaardian Empire Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 105, Navy XP: 105, Air Force XP: 107, Intelligence XP: 105 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 36 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 72 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 194 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 3 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 3 Cruisers: 2 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. 4. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of BernieSandernia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 6/26/2017 10:56:53 AM Last Bill Payment: 6/26/2017 10:56:50 AM Desired Religion: Buddhism Desired Government: Totalitarian State Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 6/19/2017 7:09:50 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 6/9/2017 Total Money: $220,975,692 Technology: 0.24 Levels Trade Partners: Racinette, Aprisa, Spira, Rio Grande, Koninkrijk Nederland Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 8, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 17, Intelligence XP: 7 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 60 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 140 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 30 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed. i declare a thumb war We should coordinate. I think I already did them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banned Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 15 hours ago, BDRocks said: Isn't Junka now allied with NpO? You really trying to start a war here Banned? Junka has hailed that he has aid to do the same things after forcing my allies to attack him with no reason. While I don't speak for SLAP anymore, I will aid my allies in their time of need should they but request it, while they deal with these horrific times. Existence in the cyberverse parallel to Junka is a thing that none of us should have to go through, so the great Morphine, Jack Layton, and Caustic have taken up arms in service to all of us on Planet Bob. As I would be sending this aid with no orders from my alliance to do, nor any approval of the kind, if Junka's allies want a shot at me, I'm not hard to find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Banned said: Junka has hailed that he has aid to do the same things after forcing my allies to attack him with no reason. While I don't speak for SLAP anymore, I will aid my allies in their time of need should they but request it, while they deal with these horrific times. Existence in the cyberverse parallel to Junka is a thing that none of us should have to go through, so the great Morphine, Jack Layton, and Caustic have taken up arms in service to all of us on Planet Bob. As I would be sending this aid with no orders from my alliance to do, nor any approval of the kind, if Junka's allies want a shot at me, I'm not hard to find. You idiot, AM was plotting to hit the entire iSX alliance, and then found out that they couldn't. Your friends' hands were not 'forced' by anything except for maybe something Lucious would tell you (TIE)... and if you believe him, then I'll sell you a bridge. Edited July 9, 2017 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banned Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said: You idiot, AM was plotting to hit iSX, and then found out they couldn't. Your friends' hands were not 'forced' by anything except for maybe something Lucious would tell you about TIE... and if you believe him, then I'll sell you a bridge. Good Lord Hitchcock, While you may subscribe to the ideology of "keep your enemies closer" my kind friends believe that the dark barbarian terrorist forces of Junka must be quashed like bugs. These things cannot be allowed to fester at any cost. Allowing this boil to fester any longer was unacceptable, and it had to be lanced. If you are upset by my willingness to contribute aid slots to my friends, then perhaps you should contribute war slots to your friends and see how it goes. Respectfully, Bannedicus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 35 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said: You idiot, AM was plotting to hit the entire iSX alliance, and then found out that they couldn't. Your friends' hands were not 'forced' by anything except for maybe something Lucious would tell you (TIE)... and if you believe him, then I'll sell you a bridge. Get my name right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 54 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said: Get my name right. I've been dying to point that out. Lol. Luscious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Jack has these infidels trembling like- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) Fun fact: last time I got to be a Crusader was during the Mushqaeda attacks against The Democratic Order. It's a different era now with people actively cheering on that behavior, but I'm proud to be one of the last of our kind. Edited July 9, 2017 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caustic Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 21 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: Fun fact: last time I got to be a Crusader was during the Mushqaeda attacks against The Democratic Order. It's a different era now with people actively cheering on that behavior, but I'm proud to be one of the last of our kind. I devote each beat of my heart to tearing down everything I once raised. Remember this, remember it always: my blade and bolter helped forge the Imperium. I and those like me – we hold greater rights than any to destroy mankind’s sickened empire, for it was our blood, our bones, and our sweat that built it. Look to your shining champions now. The Adeptus Astartes that scour the dark places of your galaxy. The hordes of fragile mortals enslaved to the Imperial Guard and shackled in service to the Throne of Lies. Not a soul among them was even born when my brothers and I built this empire. Do I deserve vengeance? Let me tell you something about vengeance, little scion of the Imperium. My brothers and I swore to our dying father that we would atone for the great sins of the past. We would bleed the unworthy empire that we had built, and cleanse the stars of the False Emperor’s taint. This is not mere vengeance. This is redemption. My right to destroy is greater than your right to live. Remember that, when we come for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Caustic said: I devote each beat of my heart to tearing down everything I once raised. Remember this, remember it always: my blade and bolter helped forge the Imperium. I and those like me – we hold greater rights than any to destroy mankind’s sickened empire, for it was our blood, our bones, and our sweat that built it. Look to your shining champions now. The Adeptus Astartes that scour the dark places of your galaxy. The hordes of fragile mortals enslaved to the Imperial Guard and shackled in service to the Throne of Lies. Not a soul among them was even born when my brothers and I built this empire. Do I deserve vengeance? Let me tell you something about vengeance, little scion of the Imperium. My brothers and I swore to our dying father that we would atone for the great sins of the past. We would bleed the unworthy empire that we had built, and cleanse the stars of the False Emperor’s taint. This is not mere vengeance. This is redemption. My right to destroy is greater than your right to live. Remember that, when we come for you. That doesn't apply to you because you are not from the Imperium. You're more of an Ork warboss. Edited July 9, 2017 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 On 7/8/2017 at 11:59 AM, Immortan Junka said: Have fun! I have plenty of aid to turtle and run spy attacks forever! Deja-vu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) Worth pointing out I was kicking Khan's ass (on a budget) until these cheap shot declares while I'm running low on nukes. Edited July 9, 2017 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caustic Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: Worth pointing out I was kicking Khan's ass (on a budget) until these cheap shot declares while I'm running low on nukes. Classic Apocalypse Meow. My right to destroy is greater than your right to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Immortan Junka said: That doesn't apply to you because you are not from the Imperium. You're more of an Ork warboss. For the alien, nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Caustic said: My right to destroy is greater than your right to live. It's ok, I know none of you can beat me 1v1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted July 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 16 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: It's ok, I know none of you can beat me 1v1. I did last time we fought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 19 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: It's ok, I know none of you can beat me 1v1. >sitting at zero statistics >damage ratios in !@#$@#$ sub 4k tier you might do more damage, but only because your opponents at the very least maintain minimum nuclear statistics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 31 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: Worth pointing out I was kicking Khan's ass (on a budget) until these cheap shot declares while I'm running low on nukes. I've only nuked you once. I'm not wasting nukes on you, especially not now you've sold all your infra! Make sure you make the most of your spy ops that you have all that aid for... How are you going to replace those nukes and fight like a warrior now that you've sold all your infra? Your strategy is awe inspiring, do you lead by example? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) I am very efficient at chipping away warchests down here, thats why it takes a combined 88 wonders to beat me. Also go away Khan you wussy, you can only fight non-nuclear new nations. Edited July 9, 2017 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: I am very efficient at chipping away warchests down here, thats why it takes a combined 88 wonders to beat me. Also go away Khan you wussy, you can only fight non-nuclear new nations. Deja vu. Edited July 9, 2017 by Emperor Khan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) Days into attack = 2 Cost of nukes vs 50 infra = $4,000,000 Money destroyed = $30,000,000 XP assassinated = 454 Infra sold down = >$30,000,000 Knowing that 1 aid slot repairs all damage taken = priceless Edited July 9, 2017 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) ^Aid slots in the Imperium when a nation is overrun... Edited July 9, 2017 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Please Junka - show my members the might of the Imperium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Kay Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Emperor Khan said: How are you going to replace those nukes and fight like a warrior now that you've sold all your infra? He pretends to fight by only using nukes and selling everything he owns... So he can tell his members back home that he is a god at defeating his powerful enemies. His grand strategy is similar to North Korea, they have nothing of value to destroy, one attack south of the border and they win by most damage caused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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