Gibsonator21 Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 So this is MI6 in nutshell? Tbh it's more like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywall Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Tbh it's more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qST5eVLudrQ And something something complete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 NSO supports Seal Clubbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 What's going on in here? :mellow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Srqt Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Seals are so sensitive nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 It is notable that baby seal meat is a delicacy and lucrative global business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD8RKE Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 http://youtu.be/7KlgEOKD37A Even Bender loves to club with baby seals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 I have refrained from posting in this thread because the content has been largely about an issue that is, quite honestly, unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Imagine a world of pure affluence. Fortunate bliss. You wake up in the morning, and your kitchen staff has prepared you a breakfast fit for a king. Imported Balik salmon, two duck eggs, Oscetra caviar, creme fraiche and mini brioche, you know, the usual. After breakfast, you retire to your study for your after-breakfast tea, only pausing to take in the view over your East garden through the floor to ceiling windows on the balcony. You leave the study, down your marble staircase, and decide to use the steam room in the guest house, because let's be honest the wallpaper in the master suite gets a bit boring, and you are in the mood for a change of scenery. After the morning steam, you are being dressed by your butler only to realize you had completely forgotten that today you had a particularly important date with a fine young lass; let's call her "white girl." You and your driver hurriedly exit your estate, and venture over to your garage where you are presented with the most important of decisions. Sitting before you in the garage bay, are two brand new BMW M5's. One in Silver, one in Blue. Which do you choose? WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 I have refrained from posting in this thread because the content has been largely about an issue that is, quite honestly, unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Imagine a world of pure affluence. Fortunate bliss. You wake up in the morning, and your kitchen staff has prepared you a breakfast fit for a king. Imported Balik salmon, two duck eggs, Oscetra caviar, creme fraiche and mini brioche, you know, the usual. After breakfast, you retire to your study for your after-breakfast tea, only pausing to take in the view over your East garden through the floor to ceiling windows on the balcony. You leave the study, down your marble staircase, and decide to use the steam room in the guest house, because let's be honest the wallpaper in the master suite gets a bit boring, and you are in the mood for a change of scenery. After the morning steam, you are being dressed by your butler only to realize you had completely forgotten that today you had a particularly important date with a fine young lass; let's call her "white girl." You and your driver hurriedly exit your estate, and venture over to your garage where you are presented with the most important of decisions. Sitting before you in the garage bay, are two brand new BMW M5's. One in Silver, one in Blue. Which do you choose? WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE? The decision, my good sir, is Unknown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Oh, my, god. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 (edited) I have refrained from posting in this thread because the content has been largely about an issue that is, quite honestly, unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Imagine a world of pure affluence. Fortunate bliss. You wake up in the morning, and your kitchen staff has prepared you a breakfast fit for a king. Imported Balik salmon, two duck eggs, Oscetra caviar, creme fraiche and mini brioche, you know, the usual. After breakfast, you retire to your study for your after-breakfast tea, only pausing to take in the view over your East garden through the floor to ceiling windows on the balcony. You leave the study, down your marble staircase, and decide to use the steam room in the guest house, because let's be honest the wallpaper in the master suite gets a bit boring, and you are in the mood for a change of scenery. After the morning steam, you are being dressed by your butler only to realize you had completely forgotten that today you had a particularly important date with a fine young lass; let's call her "white girl." You and your driver hurriedly exit your estate, and venture over to your garage where you are presented with the most important of decisions. Sitting before you in the garage bay, are two brand new BMW M5's. One in Silver, one in Blue. Which do you choose? WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE? But they are e46s. EDIT: I hope he shared full logs and didn't just cherry pick Edited July 21, 2014 by Unknown Smurf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywall Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 EDIT: I hope he shared full logs and didn't just cherry pick Spoiler alert: cherry picked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbasmehdi Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 the cherry was picked CODE RED, CODE RED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 "I'm not a pretentious !@#$% because you didn't read what he said before I came across as a pretentious !@#$%." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 "I'm not a pretentious !@#$% because you didn't read what he said before I came across as a pretentious !@#$%." Are you stupid enough to believe I was serious there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywall Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 the cherry was picked CODE RED, CODE RED Damn you abbasmehdi give me back the cherries! They are delicious, just like clubbed baby seals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 I have refrained from posting in this thread because the content has been largely about an issue that is, quite honestly, unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Imagine a world of pure affluence. Fortunate bliss. You wake up in the morning, and your kitchen staff has prepared you a breakfast fit for a king. Imported Balik salmon, two duck eggs, Oscetra caviar, creme fraiche and mini brioche, you know, the usual. After breakfast, you retire to your study for your after-breakfast tea, only pausing to take in the view over your East garden through the floor to ceiling windows on the balcony. You leave the study, down your marble staircase, and decide to use the steam room in the guest house, because let's be honest the wallpaper in the master suite gets a bit boring, and you are in the mood for a change of scenery. After the morning steam, you are being dressed by your butler only to realize you had completely forgotten that today you had a particularly important date with a fine young lass; let's call her "white girl." You and your driver hurriedly exit your estate, and venture over to your garage where you are presented with the most important of decisions. Sitting before you in the garage bay, are two brand new BMW M5's. One in Silver, one in Blue. Which do you choose? WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE? This is the most important part of the narrator's affluent day -- the point where he actually has a chance to act. Up until now, of course, it's all been flitting from one luxury to another, pampering himself in intimate elegance, and possibly ruminating on why his own garage is actually not located on his estate. Nevertheless, the BMW's allow our narrator his first opportunity to be a man of action and seize his goal rather than simply musing about possibilities. Will he prance about like a nancy boy, ineffectually and endlessly dissecting which car to take? Will he eventually choose to not decide and simply return to the comfort and safety of his well manicured cage, a foppish dandy self-assured that the mere posturing about choice means that he has some evidence of a vestigial sack? Or will he, despite his obvious entitlements and sand castle virtues, cease with his prattling on and simply pick a car? That would be a real breakthrough. A real page turner! I know what car I'd pick -- the one with that new car smell. Bet that thing hauls ass. But of course, the choice isn't mine, it's the narrator's. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Let's read on, and not spoil the grand reveal, which I'm sure will be worth the reading we've done so far... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 I have refrained from posting in this thread because the content has been largely about an issue that is, quite honestly, unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Imagine a world of pure affluence. Fortunate bliss. You wake up in the morning, and your kitchen staff has prepared you a breakfast fit for a king. Imported Balik salmon, two duck eggs, Oscetra caviar, creme fraiche and mini brioche, you know, the usual. After breakfast, you retire to your study for your after-breakfast tea, only pausing to take in the view over your East garden through the floor to ceiling windows on the balcony. You leave the study, down your marble staircase, and decide to use the steam room in the guest house, because let's be honest the wallpaper in the master suite gets a bit boring, and you are in the mood for a change of scenery. After the morning steam, you are being dressed by your butler only to realize you had completely forgotten that today you had a particularly important date with a fine young lass; let's call her "white girl." You and your driver hurriedly exit your estate, and venture over to your garage where you are presented with the most important of decisions. Sitting before you in the garage bay, are two brand new BMW M5's. One in Silver, one in Blue. Which do you choose? WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE? No black on black option :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted July 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 y'all are a bunch of seal clubbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoindotnler Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 y'all are a bunch of seal clubbers.You got a problem with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 y'all are a bunch of seal clubbers. All teapots tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kananu Reeves Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 Seal clubbing is a fundamental right of the citizens of Bomberland a right which we will never give up. We must have our seal jackets for the harsh winters! ...and just how else is my girlfriend supposed to wipe down her Jag after she washes it in her Leopard skin bikini?? Baby seal fur really brings out a shine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 This is retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 y'all are a bunch of seal clubbers. I'm sure you could find some seal defenders if you looked a bit harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted July 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 This is retarded i agree. the clubbing of seals is an abomination to all and it needs addressed at an international level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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