leeguy Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 'In mother Russia the phoenix protect you! Accords' Article I – Freedom & Sovereignty The Phoenix Federation (henceforth TPF) and the COMECON , recognized as ‘The Signatories’, are independent sovereign alliances and agree to respect and uphold each other’s rights as such, including but not limited to freedom of association and expression. Article II – Protection & Defense When faced with aggression by a third party, members of COMECON shall be treated as members of The Phoenix Federation for the purpose of military defense. TPF shall use all available avenues to provide full diplomatic, military and economic assistance to COMECON members found to be subject to unwarranted aggression of any kind by third parties. Should TPF be faced with aggression by a third party, COMECON may choose to come to the defense of TPF at the discretion of both parties. Article III - Non-Aggression COMECON shall consult TPF prior to the declaration of aggressive wars. If no joint declaration of support is established by the Signatories, declarations of war either by an individual nation or group of nations of COMECON are unsanctioned. The Signatories agree to resolve any issues between themselves peacefully and in the best interest of both parties. Article IV - Intelligence If COMECON or TPF come into possession of intelligence that is important to the safety, security and sovereignty of the other, they are to share it immediately. The Signatories agree not to commit espionage against the other and to respect the wishes of one another in the handling of sensitive material. This will achieve and develop aims for mutual trust, peace, international cooperation and solidarity. Article V – Raiding By basic principle COMECON members shall not engage in tech raiding for the duration of this treaty unless an arrangement is reached with TPF on safe protocols for the handling of tech raiding. Article VI - Support TPF shall assist COMECON in the training and education of its members for the duration of this protectorate agreement. Article VII - Cancellation Either signatory may cancel this treaty after all possible means are exhausted, with a minimum of three (3) days private notice to be provided to the other signatory prior to cancellation. Should one or more of the signatories be in a state of war, the Treaty may not be cancelled until there is a cessation of hostilities unless there is mutual consent. Signed for TPF JudgeX - Evil Overlord HailSatan - Evil Underlord Leeguy - Phoenix Magistrate of War memoryproblems - Phoenix Magistrate of Foreign Affairs Grabem - Advisor to the Great Evil Ones Hictok - Deputy Magistrate of Diplomacy Chafire - Deputy Magistrate of Tech Signed for COMECON Gorbachov - General Secretary of COMECON and First President of Soviet Union And all the members of COMECON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
603Redneck Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 This made me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Haha, oh boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The R00STER Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Nice now I'll have someone to complain to next time one of these idiots asks me for a 9/100. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunzzz Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Got tired of being raided I see... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Got tired of being raided I see... I'd imagine it was more that they got tired of being a complete trainwreck. That said, good luck TPF. Admin knows R&R's had its fill of some of these characters. :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Bateman Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 You can strike Article III as COMECON is not capable of possessing intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorbachov Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Soviet Union and all members of COMECON congratulates this Accord on behalf of TPF and our Alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Director Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) Holy crap. COMECON's still around :o :popcorn: Edited March 27, 2014 by Mr Director Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenMorningstar Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 You announce a protectorate to an alliance currently at war and actively war slot filling. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunzzz Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Ken, did you expect anything different from TPF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailSatan Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 I don't recall seeing a DoW from GOONs. Did i miss something? Oh wait isn't it a tech raid ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGulager Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) COMECON I mean COMEON Edited March 27, 2014 by JohnGulager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garion Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge X Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) Ha. GOONS gotta be Putin me on! War? Beating up on the short bus of noobs is more like it. We'll get things straightened out with them on tech deals. Heaven forbid we work to keep new nations on bob. Edited March 27, 2014 by Judge X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Congrats to this protectorate. Gorbachev has been making great strides in his knowledge of Bob and will soon be an asset to TPF. O/TPF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarquista Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Congratulations to all parties involved in this adventure and good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link Gaetz Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 You announce a protectorate to an alliance currently at war and actively war slot filling. Brilliant. You've got a whole two active wars against them. Guess GOONS aren't as good at war as I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge X Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Any tech dealing complaints can be lodged at our forums. Bring screenshots. We are working diligently to overcome any language barriers & to train the noobiness out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 You announce a protectorate to an alliance currently at war and actively war slot filling. Brilliant. Don't worry, they'll make their token appearance and you won't hear from them again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge X Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Don't worry, they'll make their token appearance and you won't hear from them again. Funny how you tend to lose adolescents when you're weak & inactive huh? TPF is plenty active, but we won't fight for shithy people or causes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 TPF is plenty active, but we won't fight for !@#$hy people or causes. Well said. Made me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Funny how you tend to lose adolescents when you're weak & inactive huh? TPF is plenty active, but we won't fight for !@#$hy people or causes. Lose adolescents? Sure, they grow up eventually though i don't think we had many to begin with. What are you trying to say? Oh i know, even if it means ignoring facts to avoid fighting "for" us. Because, you know, your treaty partners you shit on in Pacifica in that last war had zero to do with the build-up to that last war while you sucked hard on the NSO-is-the-sole-cause propaganda teet they had bared. At least you showed up for that war unlike our last as allies where you avoided fighting for us by trying to sign treaties with the enemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Congrats to TPFand COMECON. I hope they learn well from TPF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge X Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) Lose adolescents? Sure, they grow up eventually though i don't think we had many to begin with. What are you trying to say? Oh i know, even if it means ignoring facts to avoid fighting "for" us. Because, you know, your treaty partners you !@#$ on in Pacifica in that last war had zero to do with the build-up to that last war while you sucked hard on the NSO-is-the-sole-cause propaganda teet they had bared. At least you showed up for that war unlike our last as allies where you avoided fighting for us by trying to sign treaties with the enemy.The war before last where you ignored Pacifica's activation of intent for war & the fact that I was about to sign a treaty with Kaskus begore US went back, and then I negotiated US to take 3 rounds of war, but then was in the process of working new terms for him out when you hit him anyway, because you, "had to salvage NSO's honor," & then spent the next 2 weeks begging me for aid & then military help against Kaskus until Brehon stopped his war planning to dig you out of war with a micro alliance further weakening the NPO for that war, causing a rift between NPO & the coalition? That war? I've got all the logs... Edit: I can only go off of what the NPO has told me directly. I, nor TPF suck anything. I would think you would have understood that by our early exit for the first damn time in 7 years! TPF is the measuring stick in which loyalty is measured. NSO in the next 7 years will never come close. Edited March 27, 2014 by Judge X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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