Stewie Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) A Bear Force One Declaration We, Bear Force One unveil ourselves to the planet of Bob. We're a grey alliance & you may be able to find us on IRC, sometimes in a channel known as #bf1We're just a group of guys looking for a bit of fun wherever we can find it as reflected by our alliance's anthem : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM Bear Force One CharterBear Force One hereby announces itself to Bob as a grey alliance, because we're colourblind.Victory is mine!All members agree to resolve all disagreements with alliances we don't like in public. Signatories are prohibited from engaging in war against one another and instead will be indoctrinated to make daisy chains instead. That is, unless someone goes inactive, then we will declare war to get them active again.Right of PassageAll members agree to grant access to each others' orifices, whenever and wherever desired. Apart from Trigar. He's dirty.RaidingMass raiding is actively encouraged within our alliance. Whether the alliance to be raided has treaties or not. And no, we won't be paying reps, the rest of the bears will rip your arms off. Eyes everywhereAny intel we get is public if we feel like it.In it til the end.For some of us this will be our final resting place. Our Angus' are well peppered and we will be coming in dry. RecruitmentIf people want to join us that's cool but we won't be having a forum as we're too lazy to run that stuff.Diplomatic TiesNone to publically speak of, but if anyone raids us we will nuke, quad and nuke some more and really give you and the rest of your alliance a bad time. We're an alliance of war veterans and we will make you squeal piggy.Leadership We formally declare ourselves open for business with a Hexumvirate; because we can.Sunny Side King of Take Cover We Comin', The Speaker of the PeopleWeenie of The Presidio, Lord of the CoinStewie of Stewieland, Banner MasterBoogeyman of Trout, Lord of SlappageBloodfury of Blutte Wolf, The Wannabe Chuck NorrisTrigar of supah1337killahland, the h4xor Edited July 29, 2013 by Stewie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Now it's a party baby! :smug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Some interesting names in there. Looks like fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Good luck, looks like fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garion Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 The anthem is catchy. Best of luck, Stewie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 This is not a real alliance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Side King Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 BOYS BOYS BOYSLets have some fun! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 This is not a real alliance Kushmir isn't a real alliance. Prototype is the legit child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 I will not go to funnyjunk to view that image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 I will not go to funnyjunk to view that image. But... Butt... BUTTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caladin Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 o/Also, obligatory 'I knew about this months ago' :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted July 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 I will not go to funnyjunk to view that image. There you go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) Sad to see, but I am glad someone is finally trying to take back Grey from that soulless bunch of neutrals, The Grey Council!Edit: Also, there is a nation in Legion called "Bearforce1", what are your plans for this usurper? Edited July 28, 2013 by berbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 I finally understand what everybody means, now, by "The Grey Menace." Good luck guys. I guess sphere invasion is cool every since maroon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stealthkill Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 ITT Stewie controversially invades the Grey Senate. So diabolical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted July 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) ITT Stewie controversially invades the Grey Senate. So diabolical.I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky Stealthkill and smurthwaite characters... Edited July 28, 2013 by Stewie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timberland Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 ITT Stewie bares one for all of planet bob, Caustic is rubbing off on you Stewie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 There you go This is terrible. You should be ashamed. Congrats you guys on existing, being terrible and all that good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 yer maw is terrible mi boi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longnameislonger Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 it's like ng but better because kx isn't coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vukland Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constapatedape Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Have fun invading another sphere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodFury Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Give me some of that summer time love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 RaidingMass raiding is actively encouraged within our alliance. Whether the alliance to be raided has treaties or not. And no, we won't be paying reps, the rest of the bears will rip your arms off. Sounds like someone is going to have a fun time with this one :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 No treaties = No alliance (or so I've been told) :P More seriously though I've always prefered when alliances do what they want without letting treaties and the circumstances around them determine what actions they can take, so I like when I see alliances break from the traditional mold of doing things. Those who don't like unpredictable factors will likely sanction you guys and whatnot when you actually do stuff, but good luck and have fun. Try not to get sanctioned on every color sphere, as that can suck. Try to have at least one where you convince the senators to keep you unsanctioned regardless of whatever requests they might get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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