Jgoods45 Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 GOONS breaking an agreement? What a surprise. For alliances like GOONS pulling stuff like this I think Equilibrium should keep the lines of communication open and work together to make sure alliances like GOONS don't get away with taking swipes at Equilibrium alliances. If GOONS were a reasonable alliance, they would send the victim nation aid to cover damage taken and help them out in fighting back against the rogue GOONS nation. Although GOONS have never been reasonable in giving reps when they are at fault and only extract reps from others whenever they can, which is why I think letting GOONS off with such an easy peace in the Equilibrium War was a mistake and don't think GOONS have ever deserved any of the reps they've managed to get thanks to help from their allies in previous wars. One should treat others as one wishes others to treat them. With how GOONS treats other alliances I don't think GOONS gives many alliances reason to treat them nicely. People should take note of how GOONS treats others and use it as a reference in how to treat GOONS should issues ever arise with them. GOONS has always treated TLR well and as such, TLR will continue to treat GOONS well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ubuntu the Great Posted May 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 I finally mustered all of the resources in Canneda to compile this great token of how sorry we are. ahh mr Beets your skill at making apology is equal to your fighting skills. I truly understand. War records show you lost war with Milo and also war with Ubuntu. You mustered all your resources to make apology but you had precious few resources due to your defeat by Zulu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beets Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 (edited) ahh mr Beets your skill at making apology is equal to your fighting skills. I truly understand. War records show you lost war with Milo and also war with Ubuntu. You mustered all your resources to make apology but you had precious few resources due to your defeat by Zulu. Your tears are worth more to me that my infrastructure will ever be worth. Edited May 8, 2013 by Beets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ubuntu the Great Posted May 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 Mr Beets you are a poster child of the Goons alliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 Mr Beets you are a poster child of the Goons alliance. GOONS has posters? I was of the belief that their propaganda was more sophisticated than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox101 Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 Why is the burden on the offended party to handle things privately, again? Actually curious, is it because it might be embarrassing to the offending party? Feign offense that someone aired your dirty laundry, thus distracting attention from the real issue. It's amazing that GOONS expects so much of others, yet acts like children. Anyway, I enjoy Ubuntu and Zulu as a whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 (edited) Mr Beets you are a poster child of the Goons alliance. This is quite a compliment. TTK, please attack GOONS Edited May 9, 2013 by USMC123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBilly1 Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 I imagine his voice in a south african accent :P it actually works! My amusement for today is complete..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 GOONS has posters? I was of the belief that their propaganda was more sophisticated than that. I believe this is the first actual, recorded use of the word 'sophisticated' to describe anything associated with GOONS in the history of Planet Bob...like not even people who are members or were members of GOONS have used that word to describe anything associated with their own alliance. But just for confirmation, what do you think the word 'sophisticated' means? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 GOONS has posters? I was of the belief that their propaganda was more sophisticated than that. now now... sophisticated and GooNs should never be mentioned at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBilly1 Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 ahh mr Beets your skill at making apology is equal to your fighting skills. I truly understand. War records show you lost war with Milo and also war with Ubuntu. You mustered all your resources to make apology but you had precious few resources due to your defeat by Zulu. o/ Ubuntu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 So many delicious tears to extract here. I think I'll go make a new law in my nation allowing for the importation and indentured service of Zulus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ubuntu the Great Posted May 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 (edited) So many delicious tears to extract here. I think I'll go make a new law in my nation allowing for the importation and indentured service of Zulus. I think the only master you be is master of baiting hooks on fishing boats. That why you known world wide as Master Baiter. Edited May 9, 2013 by Ubuntu the Great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrosive Affliction Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 This high quality reading material makes my lunch breaks much more enjoyable. Please continue and don't forget the lotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 Yeah ZULU you need to have your own forum and IRC However GOONS seem to only respond when things are thrown out into the light like this....just from what i can see.from what you can see being the operative part of this. The situations that get resolved quickly and quietly don't make it to the public eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperium of Cadia Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 King Ubuntu has won the Internet for the day. O/ Zulu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 King Ubuntu has won the Internet for the day. O/ Zulu Oh God... no he hasn't. His schtick was slightly humorous for the first couple days... but now its just meh. I really miss the days when useless micros that tried to make a spectacle of themselves on the OWF were treated with the utmost disdain that they deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ubuntu the Great Posted May 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 Oh God... no he hasn't. His schtick was slightly humorous for the first couple days... but now its just meh. I really miss the days when useless micros that tried to make a spectacle of themselves on the OWF were treated with the utmost disdain that they deserve. ahh yes useless little alliances like those formed by the great NG when they were hiding from Equilibrium forces . Ubuntu agrees with you. I dispise them also most assuredly so veryuch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie Glaucon Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 I hope errbody criticizing and condemning GOONS here understands how dull things would be without them. What would you do then? What's fun about them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie Glaucon Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 It's really too bad Marx and Sardonic are so unreasonable. I mean, surely you contacted them in private first, right? This is like asking someone to look at the wiki or check here for protectorate agreements first. I hear nobody is obligated, and such an implication reeks of moralism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicninja Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 This is like asking someone to look at the wiki or check here for protectorate agreements first. I hear nobody is obligated, and such an implication reeks of moralism.Not really moralism...just common decency. The kind long practice around this place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintenderek Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 I'm sorry we don't continuously check war screens and owf announcements about war screens. Get your head out of your ass. What Beets did is not condoned by GOONS and he will be dealt with, I'm sure. In a bigger alliance, that's one of the responsibilities of a war minister. Being unable to check your war screens only shows incompetence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 (edited) I thought I addressed that post but it appears I have not. Okay: Our MilCom has tasked certain individuals to research and approve raid requests, maintain a master list of alliance affiliations that are off-limits to all attacks (which is available to all of our members), and to check our war screens to make sure our members aren't causing any trouble. If they are creating a problem the Strategos is notified and the member(s) in question are swiftly reprimanded then my office takes over if necessary. I'd like to advise my fellow goons to not talk about subjects they clearly have no knowledge of in the future. Edited May 10, 2013 by Emperor Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintenderek Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 I thought I addressed that post but it appears I have not. Okay: Our MilCom has tasked certain individuals to research and approve raid requests, maintain a master list of alliance affiliations that are off-limits to all attacks (which is available to all of our members), and to check our war screens to make sure our members aren't causing any trouble. If they are creating a problem the Strategos is notified and the member(s) in question are swiftly reprimanded then my office takes over if necessary. I'd like to advise my fellow goons to not talk about subjects they clearly have no knowledge of in the future. This seems more like a functioning alliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cataduanes Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 Where is Michael Caine when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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