*yeah yeah, inb4 tanks comments*
To The Legion, our former protector: What can we say? There’s always the usual refrain, “#rolleejun,” but this occasion seems too important. You’ve always been there for us *sniff sniff.*
To We Are Perth Army, partners in our longest-held treaty: Oi, ya drunk buggers! Break out the bagpipes and join us for a round or five. Might even be able to scrounge up a rugby ball … after all, soj has easy access to pig bladders.
To Invicta, the baddest bunch of horsemen and women the planet has ever seen: one of these days, we’re going to ride out together and it will be glorious. Also nascar
To Menotah, the alliance that will no doubt announce the cure for cancer any day now: *crickets* I swear they were here just a moment ago! *Tapes “luv ya 5evr” note to fridge*
To The Templar Knights and Knights of the Round Table: We love our knights – it’s true. We really need more wenulu.
To all you other lovely people (especially those who have left our ranks but remain on Bob), always feel free to drop by #lastrepublic for music, narwhals, or a chat. Soj will hopefully be at the door serving pigs in a blanket – no, not the tasty finger foods. He’ll be handing out actual swine wrapped up in blankets knitted by Feibelman.
sojourner, President & Chief of Pigs
StockHunter, VP & Minister of lolz
Feibelman, General & Master Pig Tamer
Bartlet, Colonel & Feibs' Bootscraper
Lord Markus, SoEcon & Resident Canadian Goose
Ser Brynden Tully, DSoEcon & ?
Gidget, SoDev & Keeper of the Keys
Bernhard Klein, SoFA & Head Bard
Edward Reed, DSoFA & Self-Proclaimed Doctor of Trollology